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whegrodamus.
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I just peed and i had green pee... any1 else ever have green pee. I remember dwight from the office saying he had green pee for dry humor on the show but i didnt know that shit could actually happen...

anyone know the causes of green pee?
Jun 22 2010 7:10PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
my Momma says asparagus does it.
Jun 22 2010 7:11PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
steroids/
Jun 22 2010 7:11PM
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skiminnesota
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/aids
Jun 22 2010 7:13PM
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27
uhh.. drink water?
Jun 22 2010 7:13PM
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ROOS.
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Jun 22 2010 7:14PM
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chardi
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if it turns purple in the sun you might have acute intermittant porfuria...

god i watch too much scrubs.
Jun 22 2010 7:14PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
too much mountain dew?
Jun 22 2010 7:14PM
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Parrish
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Jun 22 2010 7:15PM
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Bryan*
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Jun 22 2010 7:16PM
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jibbinc.
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goddam kids, NS is not google.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/green_urine/causes.htm
Jun 22 2010 7:19PM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
I'm pretty sure i dont have aids, i was dehydrated yesterday and thought i was dying, no asparagus...

did have some weird chinese food yesterday...
Jun 22 2010 7:19PM
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Hemulen.
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asparagus only makes your pee smell like shit
Jun 22 2010 7:19PM
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theabortionator
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Eating multi vitamins can turn your piss neon yellow or green
Jun 22 2010 7:21PM
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Laurent.
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A urinary tract infection, bile problems and certain drugs can cause your urine to turn greenish. If it's a brighter green color it is an indication of an excess of B vitamins.
Jun 22 2010 7:22PM
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FBGM
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hahahaha that's what i was thinking about
Jun 22 2010 7:33PM
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skichicky3
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serious answer. You could have something wrong with your gallbladder, like gallstones or an infection. I had gallstones a few years ago and the same thing happened to me, and I ended up having to get my gallbladder taken out and was in the hospital for like a week. Get it checked out if it continues
Jun 22 2010 7:33PM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
shit, my grandpa just had pancreatitis and they said other stuff was wrong w/ his gallbladder...

thanks man.
Jun 22 2010 7:55PM
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Jules.
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uti's are digusting.

Jun 22 2010 8:07PM
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Jules.
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*gross
Jun 22 2010 8:07PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
usually it results from food coloring. also drinking a shit ton of energy drink will do it to you.
Jun 22 2010 8:09PM
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beezey
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i though the same...
Jun 22 2010 8:09PM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
I was on a Multivitamin  and i pissed green and neon yellow for 3 straight weeks
Jun 22 2010 9:05PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
Get your kidneys checked. My pee was green, and it turns out my kidney was hydronephritic my whole life. I then ruptured it skateboarding, and have been recovering for the last three months. Try getting Catscan if it doesn't go away in like a week or two. Could just be B vitamin excess or diet as someone mentioned
Jun 22 2010 9:53PM
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Mr.Feeny
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asparagus dude
Jun 22 2010 10:01PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
never green pee but lots of lucky charms will turn your poop an intense shade of greeeen.
Jun 22 2010 10:01PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
well thank you!
Jun 22 2010 10:03PM
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T.Rex
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theres the cause right there, the only way to cure it is to purge everything through the anus, i highly suggest stocking up on laxitives
Jun 22 2010 10:05PM
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Mtougas
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I think you will be fine, if its ever red then you might have something to worry about.
Jun 22 2010 10:54PM
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FBGM
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that'd be radishes, sir
Jun 22 2010 10:56PM
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VT_scratch
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drink more water
Jun 22 2010 11:19PM
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Mtougas
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Im guessing you havent peed blood.
Jun 22 2010 11:21PM
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JahJahBinks
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Drink a lot of soft drinks, no water.
Jun 22 2010 11:23PM
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FBGM
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i'm a girl.
Jun 22 2010 11:32PM
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Zoro
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i shit green once, i was fuckin scared
Jun 22 2010 11:53PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 245
You have obviously been drinking too much Minotaur!
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Jun 23 2010 12:41AM
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thebeesknees
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lol i just watched that tonight
Jun 23 2010 12:42AM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
not related but has anyone noticed when you drink rockstar energy your pee is like a neonish pee color lol?
Jun 23 2010 12:55AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Last I checked, Girls' have blood in their bodies yes?

How about I punch you in the kidneys, then see if you being of the female gender will help you at all hmm?
Jun 23 2010 6:26AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
clearly you don't understand what i'm getting at....i'm a GIRL. i have probably peed blood more times than you EVER WILL.
Jun 23 2010 3:26PM
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Lkary
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SAINT PATTIES DAY!!! ---gives you green pee
Jun 23 2010 3:28PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57

lordy

this thread should be labeled, "how to kill a boner, fast"

Jun 23 2010 3:44PM
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willy_baller
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If u piss purple you know your shits legit
Jun 23 2010 4:33PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
more like if you piss purple you're gonna die
Jun 23 2010 4:33PM
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toominator
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You seem to be very knowledgeable about pee
Jun 23 2010 5:15PM
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kootenayklaus
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hahaha watched that a couple days ago

Jun 23 2010 5:17PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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She has bizarre fetishes.
Jun 23 2010 6:47PM
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danderson.
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Jun 23 2010 6:54PM
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