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I need your help with an excuse

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J-Evs
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Ok so recently i got a pretty bad burn hole in my cars front passenger seat. its diameter is about the size of quarter and it didnt burn all the way through but is kinda like a crater so its pretty noticeable. The thing is we are selling my car and luckily the rents haven't seen it yet but its unavoidable now that we are selling it. SO what excuses could i say for how i got the burn hole that are kinda understandable?
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
you were seeing if the car lighter plug in thing was still working and it popped out and you jumped out of the car and it hit the seat.
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.frenchy
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you were driving past some thug and he threw a cig in your car
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
this is pretty good, this and blame it on your friend or girlfriend....
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vincepru
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blame it on someone your not fond of
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cultrara
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haha have you used this before?

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Quinn69
Posts: 293 - Karma: 141
If you camp or something, say one of your friends had a flaming stick and while you were sitting in your car he thought it would be cool to come show you and the smoldering end fell off and landed on your seat
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murflydude
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tell ur mom u were smokin a J and the ash fell off onto the seat. works golden everytime
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Your friend randomly had matches and was trying simultaneously light them and flick them out the window from the back seat and he missed...
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jeaaaa
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k00l dewd
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Hermondo
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solid
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teleak
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that's really really good actually
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Schlop
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incorporate a speedbump or something for the drop factor
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
your friend riding shotgun was cutting a piece of fishing line with the cigarette lighter and you hit a bump and dropped it.
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95959
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You were with some friends, just hanging out, having a good time. You decided to go down to the nearest body of water, skip rocks etc. When you were there one of your buddies found an amazingly smooth to rock, like nothing you've ever seen, in fact it was so beautiful you decided to take it home.. Some time later you drop off your friends and begin the journey back home. But just as you begin to drive something strange starts to happen, the rock begins to shake and crack. You think it's just your mind playing tricks on you, tired from the nights adventures. You rub your eyes to discover that this is no rock, it's the first dragon hatchling since the middle ages on your passenger seat. Startled, you Nearly crash your car, screetching to a halt on the side of the road just as the dragon emerges from it's shell. The dragon let's out a fearsome roar as your frantically search for something, anything sharp in your car, bingo! A ball point pen, but before you could make a move the dragon scorched your seat with a gorgeous fireball. Enraged, you peirce it's scaly underbelly in one swift move. Dripping with sweat you discard of the carcass and return home.................... Excuse my punctuation and change in narration.
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
you farted and the methane ignited into a fireball. You're lucky to be alive
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pianoman
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solid plan. i'd go with this guy
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Mr.SoloDolo
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you snapped. +k
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
how bout you tell the truth instead of being a little prick. in the future, dont smoke in your (and by your i mean your parents) car
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Say you left your window open and somebody threw a cig/roach into the window. My friend used that excuse and it worked
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,681
or you could value your integrity,
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,071
yeah man. dont lie...
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Polar_Beer
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If this doesn't work nothing will. Gl.
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
gold
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
golden!

you could also go with a meteor that flew through the open window and hit the passenger seat...
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bappelabb
Posts: 282 - Karma: 131
say you drove through a meteor shower!

But seriously you should'nt because lying is bad!

But what is the real reason for the hole being in the seat?
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freestyler540
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Easy, your dumb drunk friends thought it would be funny to burn holes in the car seat
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murs
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in the midst of your LSD joy ride you pause and listen

your chair started to claim it knew secrets about you

you intimidate it

it doesn't give in

so you rub the end of your cigarette in its eye

its stays silent for the rest of its life
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SteezeBall
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I would have to say this is the most believable one. I mean, If i were a parent (god forbid) then I would not second guess this story whatsoever.
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TechnoPotamus
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hahahaha
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aquinn
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you have laser vision and are a super hero
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Ha no I havne't used that excuse before. I'm just very good at thinking of parental avoidence
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Big.L
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just buy some nice seat covers?
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