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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
So we had a half day at school today. And i didnt want to bring my school bag home. being dumb i forgot my house keys are attached to my bag. So a friend drove me home on the way to her place. i get out to soon realize i was locked out. EVERY door was locked. even the 'secret' door thats supposed to be unlocked was locked... so basicly at the moment im fucked... its raining out cold and i wanna go to sleep (i also told mike *ski instructor* that id be on really soon) So im kinda flipping and really mad that im locked out. i run to my neighbor (in hopes she could drive me back to school.. because im not walking 20 mins there and 20 mins back)she isnt home. so i go into my garage and grab my honda (4 wheeler) and start ripping around my town trying to find a friend to drive me back to school... so of course no one was home. so i came back and while im sitting in my garage im like. hmm i think my window is open.. it wasnt but my dad's was./ so i go grab a really really sketchy ladder.. and the window was over my driveway about 25 feet up
so i climp up after some minor ladder troubles (it kept falling apart) and knock out the screen and then i had to open up the window even more then i like fell through the window and my floor was a long way down and i tiwsted my bad knee. but it was funny cause i broke into my house.. then it hit me that.. im dumb. and i just broke into my house that isnt a good thing
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May 13 2002 12:48PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
umm... Cryss... you're special. Short bus special.

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May 13 2002 12:53PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
oh man Crystal...
soooo that is how you can get into your house eh? hmmm. You have a nice tv don't you?

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May 13 2002 12:54PM
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Pipe_Munky
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hmmm....thanx for the info cryss. i need some new electronics. what's your address?





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May 13 2002 12:57PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah I once had to climb in through my window with a sketchy ladder! I had one set of legs on top of a wagon and another on a cooler. It was rocking every which way and when I grabbed onto my winodw the ladder fell and I had to pull my self in. I did the exact same thing once inside, boy Im stupid, I broke into my own house!
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May 13 2002 1:01PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I've broke into my house a dozen times. I started just hiding a key.
May 13 2002 1:50PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
I broke into my house last year. my sis left her window open, and it was a basement window too!! if somaone wanted in they would have had no problem. I didn't.
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May 13 2002 1:56PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I just usually throw a brick through the front window.

It's easier to carry the TV out through that.

Errrr....


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May 13 2002 2:21PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I once got locked out after coming home waaay too late from a party, and I figured my parents were really pissed because I was late so they dropped the deadbolts on me. I found a tarp and slept in the yard. It was November. It was very cold.
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May 13 2002 2:28PM
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andyrightcoast
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haha, awww cryss, that sucks.... ive had to do that many a time... i locked myself out once when my parents were going to be gone for a weekend, I just managed to knock the storm window out of its housing/slot thingy, and got in...
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May 13 2002 2:32PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I've had to break into my house a bunch oftimes using my superior climbing skills to get into the 2nd floor window.
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May 13 2002 3:42PM
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fairygirl
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I used to always have to break into my house. I've broken a lot of windows... I also fell over my back fence one time when I was half awake and attempting to get in. I fell asleep on the patio table, where I landed. lol


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May 13 2002 3:53PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
why dident you drive the four wheeler back to school? lol..i have a spare key outside my house, but i could get in without it if i wanted, just climb in a window, i usualy leave them unlatchd anyway. i'v had to break into friends houses when we got locked out before. i had to climb onto the roof, over to the other side, jump down onto the porch roof, and open the window lol
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May 13 2002 4:03PM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
hahaha oh cryss!!

yeah i got intensely locked out on friday night
because i told mammy dear that i wasn't going to be sleepign at home so she locked every door she found
and then i came home at 330 drunk as a fish on vodka pills and had to ring the doorbell.
let's just say she wasn't ecstatic to see me.
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May 13 2002 4:07PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
yeah, the 4 wheeler would have gotten you to school, why didnt you take it? because your female and use the long,complicated, stupoid way to work easy problems out....hahahaha


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May 13 2002 5:28PM
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Line1260
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vodka pills?


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May 13 2002 5:31PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
my house is easy to break into. up on the fence, to the shed, to the roof, thru the window. voila. nothing-good-to-steal city.
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May 13 2002 7:15PM
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lineskier321
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haha cryss that sucks. ive had to brake into my house once and after that i always kept a window unlocked


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May 13 2002 8:46PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
haha at least you dident sleep outside agean kami. vodka pills? where can i get these?
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May 13 2002 9:31PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
We have that awesome thing on the garage door where you just enter a code, then you just enter the alarm code and it unlocks the basement door. High tech.

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May 13 2002 9:32PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i had to climb up a chimney once to break into a girlfriends house. idiot forgot her keys at the beach and didnt want to climb anything in her bikini
May 14 2002 2:56AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Up a chimeny? Wouldn't you have to go down the chimeny to get into the house?


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May 14 2002 3:03AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I got locked out of dougs house once... I passed out on the trampoline for some odd reason - it seemed like a good idea at the time... and yea I woke up in the morning - and it was freezing cold. so I tried to get inside and it was locked... and it was like 5:00 in the morning.... so I just went to sleep on his porch in the sun.... and I woke up to a dog sniffing my ear.... it scared the shit out of me... and the dog - and the guy walking the dog..... who was like - leave that man alone - he is - um - trying to uh... sleep there?
it was funy. but cold.
the end.

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May 14 2002 3:23AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
My sister also got locked out of the house once. She couldn't get in anywhere on the main flor so she climbed up onto our balcony. She couldn't find a way in up there either. and she was too scared to climb down so she sat on the balcony for 2.5 hours. ahahahahahhaha
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May 14 2002 2:03PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
i hafta unlock our back window a lot from the outside...i broke it once and my parents got mad but yeah
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May 14 2002 2:33PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
i know where and how to get at the secret key at doug's place....muhuhuhuhuaaa



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May 14 2002 3:00PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
haha cam. u know how many people where there at the saem time that you were shown? lol i know too..
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May 14 2002 3:29PM
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ductapeboy
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ha ha - me too. I did then too - but I was way too drunk to think of that....

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
May 14 2002 3:39PM
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Phrosty
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so uh, you said it was raining? were you wearing a white shirt?
May 14 2002 7:58PM
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sirjibsalot
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you arn very smart....if you went all over town on the 4- wheeler why didnt you just go to school on that bad ass
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May 15 2002 12:06AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
i go to a school that has a uniform so i was in a kilt and white blouse yes.. and because i woulda had to drive the 4 wheeler through downtown, and thats ilegal not to mention i wasnt wearing a helmet
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May 15 2002 12:12AM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I used to have to climp through the bathroom window, which is like a foot or too off the poarch and our porch is like 15 feet high, so'd have to hang off the poarch and take out all the slits in our window, then i'd have to crawl in. when my parents found out they got pissed and putin glass that i can't take out... now if i forget my keys i'm stuck outside.
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May 15 2002 12:34AM
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skipimp_
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I locked myself in my house once, I couldn't get out......I still don't know how I managed to do that, maybe it was parents unlocked liquor cabinet that did it







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May 15 2002 11:09AM
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Pipe_Munky
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yup that'll do it!




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May 15 2002 12:11PM
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