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Shit you need for college?

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skithesprings
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I'll be a freshman at Penn State in the fall, tell me what I need that I normally wouldn't think of and isn't on the generic list to get for my dorm and college besides skiing stuff because that's obvious. Hopefully this can help me and other incoming freshmen.

Here's some shit from my list
Mini fridge and microwave come with the room
Longboard (commuter and DH) and possibly my single speed bike
French press and travel mug for coffee
MacBook Pro
Portable hard drive
Speakers for laptop
Flat screen tv
Foam bed pad cause college matresses suck
Red cups haha
Small tool bundle

What else should I bring?
Jun 8 2010 2:05PM
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ECB
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Well....The first time he blew blood was with his gf at the time, Liz.  Then he later claimed to have blood present with my cousin........not full out blood, just a little but still.......
Jun 8 2010 10:00PM
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nkinsman10
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Jun 8 2010 10:04PM
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Gameboy
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FLESHLIGHT!!

not really

Jun 8 2010 10:11PM
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p.hawks
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lax penny's
natty
lax stick
more natty
Jun 8 2010 10:12PM
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.Ben
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loft beds get annoying you'll need a sofa or something cause you won't be able to sit on your bed. Also, I know a girl who broke her wrist cause she fell trying to climb into her bed wasted. Shes really uncoordinated though so I wouldn't worry too much about that.
Jun 8 2010 10:22PM
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ECB
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Yea loft beds suck.  I would sleep on my suitemates lofted bed when he wasn't there (bc I hated my roommate, complicated story haha) and our ceiling have this white paint spackle thing i guess, and when I woke up, my hair is all white and dirty and the heat on top of the bed is soooo hot you sweat your balls off

Next semester I'm lofting my bed half way so I can put my fridge under it (well not really half more like a little more than standard)
Jun 8 2010 10:37PM
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fragglemuffin
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duct tape
posters/tapestries for walls/ceiling
Jun 8 2010 10:53PM
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ECB
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OH! my dorm room next year is having a stripper pole in the common room.....

also first weekend, we are hiring two strippers to jell-o wrestle....its 400 dollars and 20 of us are splitting it.....
Jun 8 2010 10:54PM
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2L208
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Lots and lots of them
Jun 8 2010 11:14PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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i just finished m freshman year and i cant think of shit? i think i did to many drugs......dryer sheets, a fridge, computer, and dont be the jackass with really loud speakers playing shitty rap 24/7, oh and dont smoke in your room if its right next to the ra's they trend to not like that
Jun 8 2010 11:32PM
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skithesprings
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Oh, that's a definite must.
Jun 9 2010 6:45AM
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steevner
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Just finished freshman year myself, and here are some VERY key things to bring that most people don't think of:
-bed risers (they fit under each leg of your bed and raise it up a few inches). Makes your bed optimal height for screwing, and gives you wayy more storage space.
-Under-the-bed boxes. For storing shit under your bed
-Hangers, lots of em. If you have a closet, you will need them.
-Clothes line (a strong rope). You can rig it up in your room and save lots of money on dryers, and never shrink a tall-t again. Also, all the hangers you have will allow you to hang way more shirts at once.
-A hot-pot for making mac and cheese.
-A desk lamp if you don't already have one.
-A pillow. Your room may come with one, but it sucks and is only good to shove between your bed and the wall to sound-proof it during sex.
-A basket to put all your shit in to bring to the shower with you.
-Sandals for the shower.
-Headphones/earplugs
-2 sets of sheets. Because, you never know when a surprise booty-call comes your way and you need to change those sheets in less time than it takes to wash and dry them.
-Cups for drinking
-Plate/bowl/cutlery
-Tupperware boxes and ziploc bags, for stealing from the cafeteria
-A frisbee or football
-Book shelf end things (the shit that holds up your books)

That should give you a good idea
Jun 9 2010 7:56AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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this. or any other beer consuming mechanism
Jun 9 2010 7:58AM
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Pmoore
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Bottle Opener?

And buy your PSU football tickets ASAP, and pray our young QB's can step up.
Jun 9 2010 8:38AM
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moonofendor
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go to a local carpet store, and ask them for some carpet squares that they're gonna be tossing. then use theses carpet squares to fully carpet your room.

your roommate will love this, and you don't have to wear shoes or socks in the room.


Jun 9 2010 11:14AM
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skithesprings
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Yeah I have everything set up for the 24th when they drop for freshmen. This year they're projected to sell out in 50 seconds haha.
Jun 9 2010 11:17AM
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TheHamburglar
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Jun 9 2010 11:20AM
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fillup
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Dammit, i read thru the whole thread to see if anyone suggested a vape to see this ^^^^.

But seriously, in dorms, it will keep you from getting caught and keep you blazed. Check out the magic flute...100 bucks and its tiny, like as small as a two chapsticks.
Jun 9 2010 11:37AM
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fabreeze
Jun 9 2010 11:47AM
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Dosh
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i used to get so high freshman year from my friend's volcano! it's gold because you never get caught. we hooked up this tube to blow the smoke out the window and we all used to take a hit and wait in line to blow it out, which obviously made us even higher holding a vape hit in for like 30 seconds. my dorm was so strict so we had to take all the precautions
Jun 9 2010 12:00PM
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Lemuel
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-Hand sanitizer
-Some type of air freshener
-If you loft your bed, a pool noodle to put on the edge so you don't hit your head on metal
-Backpack
-notebooks
-rug
-desklamp
-laundry basket/detergent/color catchers
-sunglasses
-pens/pencils/stapler/duck tape/printer/extra paper
-extension cords/ power strips
-usb cord
-hangers

Just finished my freshman year, if I think of anything else I'll put it on the list.
Jun 9 2010 12:19PM
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skithesprings
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Soooo expensive though. Maybe if I can split it with my roommate.
Jun 9 2010 1:29PM
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Mr.Luke
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What you need is a little pellet gun and a target to shoot across the dorm when your bored.
Jun 9 2010 4:04PM
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1337
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lolololollo do tell :|
Jun 9 2010 4:12PM
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Elmo.
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hmmm lots of top ramen bunch of towels and organizing drawers for alll ur shit and bring condoms
Jun 9 2010 4:26PM
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Crack.
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dutch masters, bong, weed, lighter
Jun 9 2010 4:30PM
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ECB
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OK, so my family has a weird last name, not my last name but the rest of my family. So I decided to do a facebook search one night with the last name. Found my uncle, and then like 300 people from Germany, and one girl that went to my college. I sent her a message asking her parents and grandparents name etc.......we weren't sure if we were related, bc I didn't know her parents.

She comes over to meet me, and she comes with her friend from her fb picture. I wasn't sure which was which, and I thought damn that friend is hot. Turns out thats the one related to me. And we figured out she is my 5th cousin. Before I knew she was related to me, I was drunk and I said I'd hook up with her. FML.

Then my suitemmate invites her over to celebrate my birthday. It's my birthday so we all drink, play pong, other people come over, a good time. I then go outside to smoke a cigar, because hey its my bday!

I was outside for maybe 10 minutes, come back in, and my suitemmates door is closed and my cousin is moaning extremely loud, louder than I have ever heard a girl moan. I was livid. I wrote a huge note to my suitemmate and hung it up on our wall. (Mind you I was pretty drunk at this point, the note seemed like a good idea). My friend asked me why I was mad, and I said because John is hooking up with my cousin. My friend goes what are you jealous? Then I realized, WTF!!!!!!

An hour later John (my suitemmate) comes back in my room and says "Hey, just so you know, we didn't have sex, she's allergic to latex"

Later I find out, yeah, he had sex with her, he raw dawgs everyone, and he came a little blood with her. And now she is a lesbian.

^Yeah the ending doesn't have much detail, but not much detail is needed describing his ejaculation.
Jun 9 2010 7:50PM
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skithesprings
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Dear lord, this belongs in the NS confessions thread. That's slightly disturbing.
Jun 9 2010 7:57PM
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ECB
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Yes, thats where it should be, good catch........FML is really the only thing I have to say about the whole thing
Jun 9 2010 7:59PM
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Phormat
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an extra liver could be useful
Jun 9 2010 8:07PM
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Mr.Feeny
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haha your so right, it sucks college kids cant buy the better stuff, im so tired of burnetts lol

Jun 9 2010 8:14PM
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Mtougas
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threads for when i go.
Jun 9 2010 9:22PM
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theabortionator
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Superman pajamas and a brain. Seriously just use your head, not that hard to think of what you need.


Jun 9 2010 9:25PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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threadz
Jun 9 2010 9:28PM
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skithesprings
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Thanks man, I'm sure when you go to college six or seven years from now you'll bring everything you need and woln't forget a single thing.
Jun 9 2010 9:38PM
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salomonskiier12
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sandals...to walk around dorm and such
lighting***crucial...most dorms have shitty lighting
tacks/pushpins, always handy to hang shit
Jun 9 2010 9:44PM
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Dylan_
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rusty, college ? hahaha.

he's 21 btw.
Jun 9 2010 9:48PM
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1337
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haha na it was a good read.

Threads for when I leave for my summer classes at harvard in two weeks, I gotta remember this shit
Jun 9 2010 9:49PM
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theabortionator
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I'm older than you btw. This ns list isn't going to help you that much, if you really couldn't think of shit you needed google yourself a list. Get some walmart gift cards and get that shit. You're still going to forget shit, and end up needing more stuff.

Best bet get everything you think you need, bring a couple gift cards and in the first week or so get the shit that you need that you didn't no you would need now that you know you need that which you didn't no you would need.

I'm pretty could about packing up the car with everything I need to go anywhere. The lord jesus blessed me with that skill i guess. JK but it's really not that complicated. Just because it's the first time you're living away from home. It's probably more the excitement and less the fact that you're incapable of finding out what you should bring
Jun 9 2010 9:55PM
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.Ben
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Bring shot glasses. And a beer stein always makes you feel like the man when you're drinking pbr.
Jun 9 2010 9:58PM
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skithesprings
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word, props for being the first person on NS to actually take a joke of mine without going into a rage filled shitstorm, haha.

and i wish i was good at packing. no matter how much i try there's always that one thing i realize i forgot when im halfway there. i figured NS would help me cover some of the stuff that your typical checklist wouldn't, (ie. condoms, i would hate to miss a prime opportunity during O Week because i forgot to come equipped)
Jun 9 2010 10:03PM
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skithesprings
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and to support my point, my beer stein is exactly the thing i completely forgot about that i need to go dig up out of a box somewhere in my basement. that thing is coming with me.
Jun 9 2010 10:05PM
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theabortionator
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Rage filled shitstorm? do you lack the ability to read as well? I actually gave you some tips in there. There was zero rage, I mentioned that you probably were not incapable of making a list to bring(meaning you weren't stupid) I guess I was wrong.

As far as your first post you meant that I was probably 13 or 14 as many of the kids are on here, and that you were a big boy by being out of high school.

"and i wish i was good at packing. no matter how much i try there's always that one thing i realize i forgot when im halfway there. i figured NS would help me cover some of the stuff that your typical checklist wouldn't, (ie. condoms, i would hate to miss a prime opportunity during O Week because i forgot to come equipped)"

This proves my statement. Whether you are or aren't incapable of the list is irrelevant at this point, but this post people about your excitement for college, i think so.

You can't buy a rubber from a vending machine, a pack of them from the store, snag one from a roomate friend or stranger or her, or just raw dog it? Plus some colleges actually give students free condoms.
Jun 9 2010 10:14PM
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skithesprings
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read my post again... carefully this time...

apology accepted, its cool.
Jun 9 2010 10:16PM
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theabortionator
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apparently my sarcasm meter is busted. I sensed a shit load of it on your post. I didn't understand how my post could be taken as rage filled. I was very confused.
Jun 9 2010 10:30PM
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skithesprings
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completely understandable. i probably could have worded it better.

Jun 9 2010 10:32PM
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Kirsakid
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hahaha nice but any way bring a shit ton of ski mags a laptop and a camera other than that a great thing to bring is a tiny pipe so you can smoke any where.
Jun 9 2010 10:33PM
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AElot
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posters for your room,
shower accessories (especially shower shoes for nasty foot fungus potential in public showers where kids puke and piss)
printer
just bring one longboard unless you're REALLY into it.
bring bike only if theres a lock room for it or somewhere secure to store it
spiral notebooks
LOTS of clothes..pack what you think is good, and then bring twice as much.
also pack for all weather scenarios and season changes.
mattress pad is key
extra sheets
laundry accessories (bag for dirty clothes is better than a basket), and detergent
lots of shoes for all different purposes
dress clothes if classes call for presentations
DONT bring your skis until its winter , itll just clog up your room even though it might look cool
headphones
lube


Jun 9 2010 10:44PM
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ECB
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Glad you enjoyed it......haha



One thing I did forget to bring to college was cable to hook from the cable box to my tv. I went home and got it 2 weeks into school. Also, a usb printer cable. Who knew the free printer that came with my mac dind't come with a usb cord!

Also, take a nice pair of clothes like a button down shirt tie slacks suit if you have one, something, you never know if you need it for something, even if its just once, you'll be glad you had it!

Also, lots of tooth brushes. I would always be dropping one or something, I went through them quick (maybe you won't, but it's not a bad idea to have some)

And the most important thing (besides you know, condoms, booze, that kind of stuff that everyone packs first) is a med kit. Get a small little pouch or box and stock it with tylenol, ib profen, sudafed, (spellings off idc) nyquil, cough drops, etc. Why? Sickness spreads very quick in dorm life. Very quick. At my college they stopped 'officially' testing for Swine flu because they didn't want the media to worry, but I had it, along with around 500-600 other freshmen out of 2500 freshmen on campus. All together I heard anywhere between 1500-3000 had it out of 18k on my campus.


Thats my advice, hope it helps.
Jun 9 2010 11:01PM
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I love this reply
Jun 9 2010 11:01PM
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