i think you may have missed one..
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Newschoolers
A community of Newschool style skiers. This
style is based upon a new style of skiing centered around rotations,
inverts, off axis rotations, steeze, and afterbang. This is a tightly
knit community of these special skiers, and they can usually be spotted
on the mountain with ease. The easiest way to spot a "Newschooler" is
to look for a gathering of double-tippers most often wearing attire of
or relating to the popular candy "Skittles." Newschoolers often wear
and show off decals with the letters "NS" on them to inform other
Newschoolers nearby that they are, in-fact, online buddies. This online
community can usually be seen making fun of and or "powning newbs,"
chatting and dreaming of their "ski-god" Tom Wallisch (often referred
to as Tammy Wamstick, Todd Walnuts, or Wammy Tallnutz), or just
purchasing what they call "Full Tilts," special boots made to eliminate
shin bang.
"Yo brah, you were killin it today."
"Yeah man, when I landed that rodeo I felt like Wammy Tallnuts!"
"Hey did you see that mint condish Magic Suit in BST last night?"
"Yeah bro, I snagged it from some newb for only $800!"
"Dude, we gotta get some new Jiberish so we can be thug and look like we're related to Eazy E when we're on the hill!"
"Yeah broski, after I stop this pretzel 4 I'll go on NS on my phone
and buy some from BigSpence, I heard he has more in stock than
AbstractMall!"
"Hey do you know when the 2016 T-Halls come out? I hope they have them in orange!"
"Dude its 2007.."
"I know but I really need them for Windells!"
"inb4 Newbs are gay"
"NEWBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"
"Lots of Jiberish for sale... Gotcha JK I don't have any!"
"KARMA DRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"
"I'm gonna go on Newschoolers when I get home and go on NSG!"
"It's summer.."
"Oh nevermind."
Newschoolers.com
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