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Dont You Hate Book Reports
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i hate em beacuse u cant read ur ski mags or waek mags so its gay.
and i ahev to complete it and get good grades or no high north for me
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I'm sure you could find a book report on the internet somwhere, start at pinkmonekey.com and go from there. Just cut-an-paste once you find one, that should not be too hard.
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hhahah thats sweet
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-Nicholas
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back in middle school i used to make up books,and for my oral reports i'd BS my teacher to death,always did good in english tho
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i used to just hand in reports my friends had done after it had been corrected by the teacher. all i had to do was fix a few spelling errors, add a paragraph at the very most, and i'd get in the high 90's. damn i miss those times, jr high was so easy.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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hahah im in grade nine and i haev teh slackest teacher
class average 46%
my grade is 92%
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-Nicholas
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looks like your going to high north
death squad bich
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9th grade sucked balls
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Viva La Rèsistance
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i red a magazine for a book report one time it was awesem
Nicole
****PULP FICTION****
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.
Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.
Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
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but he assigned some really stupid book to read
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Ive always, and still do, read dr. Seusse books and just add on a couple hundred pages and go into extreme depth on how he touches me every time I read his novels. Fucking read the places we go, it will change your life.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
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Im stoned.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
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Learn BS in high school... it's the most useful skill you can have in preparation for college.
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we're doing like a book eport in biology. but its really actually just a review, not a whhole report. we dont even really have to finish it
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
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book reports are super easy. Just go to sparknotes or something, then bullshit your way through them. Give some opinions about the book, and use crap literary terms and its an easy A. Or you can use a book you've already read, thats even easier.
mean people suck
'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
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BS is a must in high school. In my drama class we had a project due worth like 15%, which is fucked up because it wasn't a massive project. So it was to do with mime and for 15 minutes you had to mime a whole story out. So I get up on stage and pretend to be fixing a car and then I get in the car and start driving and i pause for like 20 seconds thinking of what to do next. So I pretend to drive to the ski hill and do a sesh. It lasted 12 mins and i got a 92% on it... Oh how I miss those days
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u kno im ghetto
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im doin a report on colon cancer right now.. almost done tho so pretty happy about that
its all about the 609
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the one im just finishing now,is about 75% of my 1/4 grade for english
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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i go to sparknotes get the part on there about the book, rewrite it and pass that in. so i never really read a book
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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i laugh at all you people who still have to do book reports
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haahah in my class on friday haev teh kids were baked and soem were sleepin. He taghut us about Nouns and Verbs which is liek grade 4 stuff
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Book Reports ha that sucks I havent done a book report in years sorry I have to laugh at you kids that still have to do book reports baahhahahaha..........
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ye the last time i did a book report was like 5th grade
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ha i wish i only had to do a book report tonight...i have to do an analytical essay on a poem...which sucks even more, but hey, at least a poems short...
Chels
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im staying up all night making a paper mache model of christs tomb for theology class, yeah you heard me im making paper mache for ninth grade
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
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yes
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I am so glad that book reports are part of the past for me, but for all of you out there, watch out on the whole pinkmonkey.com thing. My teacher always assigned books and then she read all of the sparknotes, pinkmonkey, etc. websites and if anyone got caught plagerizing, you got an automatic F and in school suspension. That was like 5 years ago though.
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