It
pisses me off, when all you want is a chair to you’re self to smoke a
joint, then some ass hole comes along and poaches your private space
from under you're fucking nose. For the next 10 minutes you're sitting there trying stop the urge to strangle the prick to death.
Below are ten simple but effective ways to truly piss the ass hole off.
1. Put your poles across the seat.
2. Rock the chairlift back and forward.
3. Cough violently then take a fit (remember don’t fall of the chairlift).
4. Talk loudly into your phone.
5. Burp the alphabet.
6. Sneeze in there face (then apologise and do it again).
7. Don’t put the safety bar down.
8. Smoke a joint
9. Act obnoxious
10. Make farting noises.
