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hoodratz47
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'and it has been anounced that a new gay ku klux klan has been formed.' ' well we hate too, but we do it wiht compassion.'
'We had m,eeting and we thought it would be best if you left town.'' how bout going back to africa.'

your new plates are sooo ready >> ASSMILK


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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'
Apr 2 2004 2:02PM
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1260man
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
His stand up thats on DVD is like 100 times funnier than any shows so far




'Heineken, Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!' - Dennis Hopper
Apr 2 2004 2:04PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
negrodamus-'white people like wayne bradey so much because he makes bryant gumble look like malcolm X.




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- Josh Rainey
- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

My state of mind purple


'hide it in a vibrator and then stick it up your butt and let it vibrate the whole plane ride and through customs. good luck hiding your tiny ass boner while you do it.'-ericpollardkillsit

my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast-Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 2:05PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
'sometimes you just gotta say.. FUCK IT'





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 2 2004 3:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
trust me,coming from someone who says nigga alot,that nigga says nigga alot
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 2 2004 3:59PM
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coolcat410
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holla holla holla
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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
Apr 2 2004 4:05PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
what do five fingers got to say to the face , slap!








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Apr 2 2004 4:30PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
we knew this one was coming 'im rick james bitch!'
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 2 2004 4:43PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
badonkadonk.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 2 2004 4:57PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
sket sket sket





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 2 2004 5:42PM
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L337_0wn493
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
nurse... can you come in here please? quizkly!?... billy is getting his ass WHOOPED in some street hoops
Apr 2 2004 5:47PM
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Freestylindude
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I grow tired of this. Lets play some basketball.



They're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo
Hee-hee---haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
Apr 2 2004 6:02PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
WHAT?!!









OKAY!!!





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 2 2004 8:00PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Tyreid....you stabbed my dad! And had sex with Katie!!

no you got me wrong, i aint had sex with katie...lysol had sex with katie..i filmed it

no, tyreid, we had sex too

correction, i had sex with katie



hey chad! i had sex with katie toO!

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Apr 2 2004 8:05PM
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Vtsnowski
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katie has some big ass tities





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 2 2004 8:07PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
game................blouses...............

you been ZAPPED!!!!!


Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 2 2004 9:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'then his wife's titties fell right into my hand,it was weird,your honor'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 2 2004 10:03PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
then whats that in his pants?'

'ITS A DILDO DOG!!!'

'dave chappelle, youve ruined my life'

'hahahaha, ya got zapped!'





teem bousquet
Apr 2 2004 10:33PM
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freeskiing04
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when keeping it real GOES WRONG
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance
Apr 2 2004 10:39PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
bump



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 10:58PM
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ztragnoB
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my favorite part is charlie murpheys true hollywood stories. those are hilarious.
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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Apr 3 2004 10:03AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I'm Rick James biatch.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 3 2004 10:16AM
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B-Wald
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'cuz i beat my dick like it owes me money'

funniest damn thing i've ever heard..
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- Andrew Berwald
Apr 3 2004 10:36AM
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five0
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what u guys dont understand,is that i make love to my hand,so i dont need you honey,i beat my dick like it owes me money

'i only drink the finest...cambodian breast milks'

breeeeaaassttt milk,you make my daaaaaayyyaaayyyyy
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 3 2004 10:49AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
fuck it





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 3 2004 11:00AM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
'we came back here to tell you your a cracker'

'In a duplex apartment in the sky, they finally got a piece of the pie'

'This is the remix of me pissing'
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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
Apr 3 2004 11:22AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
^I wanna piss on u......drip drip drip. i wanna make ur face into a toilet seat



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if u have a problem call 1800 fuck-off(toll free)
Apr 3 2004 12:30PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I want to piss on you....yes I do...piss on you.......




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 3 2004 12:34PM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
goddamn penises poppin out they shorts and there knees shinin with there negra lotions. they make me sick
Apr 5 2004 8:40AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
you've been 'ZAPPED'

'I'm Charlie Murphy'



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Apr 5 2004 8:44AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
Earl...... Is Anthrax Bad?

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Apr 5 2004 9:49AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21


~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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Apr 5 2004 10:23AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21






~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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Apr 5 2004 10:27AM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
the best character is that crazy robot guy. he's been in every episode of the second season. the prince basketball one was the best


pilots do it high
Apr 5 2004 11:37AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i wish i had cable so i could see the new shit, i go the dvd season 1 a few weeks ago and its hilarious



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Apr 5 2004 11:38AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
season 2 is insane
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 5 2004 1:28PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^ when is it gonna be on DVD?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Apr 5 2004 1:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sometime after season 2 is over...prolly midway through season 3
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 5 2004 1:30PM
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Stryken
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I'm...I'm sorry Charley Murphy, I was havin too much fun. I offer you a truce..the stickiest of the icky. Wanna smoke with your old boy Rick James?

Man, Mah head is Bumpin man.

Now that You mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. BITCH! Come over here and have SEX with CHARLEY MURPHEY! IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Apr 5 2004 1:44PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
^You ignorant slut.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 5 2004 1:44PM
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jksl
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SPAMBUSTERS BITCH!

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Apr 5 2004 3:28PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
im here with nbc's joe rogan and let me sya u have "great new york boobs"
Mar 18 2006 11:22PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
"OH joe rogan, YOU CRAZY!"


"joe rogan, you may or may not know this....i smoke rocks"
Mar 18 2006 11:30PM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
fuck that, i dont like people playin on my phone!

thats what you put yo mug on, saddle up and ride

dudes night out!
Mar 18 2006 11:31PM
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--Binger--
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chappelle is the man
Mar 18 2006 11:34PM
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SeanB
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"Joe Rogan, there's something you don't know about me...I smoke rocks!"
Mar 19 2006 12:00AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
"Is this the 5:00 free crack giveaway?"
"Another myth is, drugs don't make you fly. Only the best ones do, and thats only hovering for a bit"
"RED BALLS, IT GIVES ME WIIIIIIIIINGS!"
Mar 19 2006 12:10AM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
the grand theft auto one is sweet

and the matrix one. now look to your right. youll see a black guy sititng there. hahahah i need your stapler
Mar 19 2006 12:28AM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
you notice here are some african statues. I dont really fuck with africa because people are starving to death and thats not baller to me. COME ON MOTHERFUCKAS
Aug 16 2006 7:34PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
world series of DICE!!
Aug 16 2006 7:39PM
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guillermolongjon2
Posts: 648 - Karma: 10
SAMUEL JACKSON, ITS GETS YA DRUNK!
Aug 16 2006 8:03PM
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