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mouth washes' maximum velocity of pain

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KBKsurfer85
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do you know how when you put mouthwash in your mouth, you spit it out when it starts to hurt? well i just let it do it's thing and it hit a certain point where the pain wasn't increasing. after i spit it out my taste buds felt like they were'nt there anymore but they are fine now. just thought i would share. i am also not scared anymore of having my arm rolled up in a car window. you can do it to me if you want.
Apr 2 2004 9:31AM
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4skizzle
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thanks for sharing.










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Apr 2 2004 9:50AM
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Baker
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haha




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Apr 2 2004 2:15PM
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Insomniac
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Mouthwash Hurts. Buy that less intensive stuff. its so much better.



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Apr 2 2004 2:45PM
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linemaverick540
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me and my friend used to have contests to keep it in longest bt after a while it just stops hurting
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Apr 2 2004 3:06PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you msut have a pretty low threshold for pain
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Apr 2 2004 3:33PM
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Pipe_Munky
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maybe you have gum disease






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Apr 2 2004 4:11PM
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skierdudeguy
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i like listerine. so good. buuurn baby, burn!




























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Apr 2 2004 8:32PM
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Jasmine
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think of it as the feeling of germs dying




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Apr 2 2004 8:34PM
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misterbinz
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^thats a good one. What really sux is mouthwash when you have kankersores

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Apr 2 2004 8:41PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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add some water to it. less painful that way.

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Apr 2 2004 9:08PM
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line1260skier
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yea i had a contest once and it stiped hurting so it was gay they should meake moush wash where the burning keeps getting more and more painful
Apr 2 2004 9:37PM
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J.D.
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^That was an incredibly stupid idea.


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Apr 2 2004 9:44PM
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skierdudeguy
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word. high five


its hard to care about swedes and liberals

Apr 2 2004 10:17PM
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Shaggy
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what really sucks is when you gargle, and the mouthwash splashes into your eye
Apr 3 2004 2:37PM
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freeskiing04
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OOh ouch
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Apr 3 2004 2:44PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Is it wierd that I actually like mouthwash burn?
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Apr 3 2004 2:46PM
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west
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No, I like it.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 3 2004 2:49PM
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Shaggy
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not at all, it makes me at least feel like im clean
Apr 3 2004 5:22PM
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SUpilot
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yeah i was naked once, standing infront of the mirror and when i spit the mouth wash out some of it sprinkled on my penis hole....shit stung so bad...made me sweat.
Apr 3 2004 6:48PM
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Norred
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anyone ever have icey hot get on their balls? that hurts more than almost anything



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Apr 9 2004 11:14AM
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Meh42
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fuckin bengay. ahhhhhhh it hurt so fuckin baaaaaad ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Apr 9 2004 11:23AM
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FRZGene
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Pain isn't measured in velocity you fucking tool.
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Apr 9 2004 12:08PM
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r5tommy
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one time i was blastin gangsta beats in my mom's car and she didnt know i was doing a gangsta hand movement outside the window, so she rolled up the window but since i have fast ski refelexes i got my hand back inside with not a second to spare.

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Apr 9 2004 12:34PM
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720skiguy
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cold sores suck, but its fun to put that stuff on them that numbs them.
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Apr 9 2004 4:47PM
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