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I can now honestly say, fuck the police

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comeatmebro
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here's a little story that happened to me tonight, complete bullshit and i am still shaking while typing this shit.

so earlier in the night i go to this guys house and pick up 2 ozs from him just doing a favor for some guys at work. i get a call from my friend telling me to stop at some house for a few minutes so i say sure why not. i go in and weigh everything out, the party was nothing great so i head out the door. go to sit in my car with my girlfriend and a car pulls up out of nowhere and just sits there.

i immediately realize it's the cops and i've got 2 ozs plus my shit in my car sitting on the floor and panic. i try to put it back in this spot where i hide it, but no luck. my girlfriend covers it up with her hoodie. my car isn't running and the cop comes up to the car and asks what all the movement was for, i tell him i dropped my keys. he doesn't buy and starts looking around my car outside and shit then gets my license and registration and whatnot. after that he comes back and asks to search my car, i say no sir i'd rather just go inside. he then tells me we can do things the hard way and goes back to his car. at this point i'm fucking freaking out, life flashing before eyes and everything. my career goals were over right then, and i knew it.

my girlfriend then asks him if she can go pee and he says no you should've done that before hiding drugs in a car and all this shit. he then calls me out of my car and says we both know what is in my car, and i am the luckiest person on earth that the drug unit is tied up with "important shit". i immediately crack a HUGE smile and he just looks at me. dude was big and he looked like he wanted to rip my head off. he then tells me he knows my dad would love to have the drug dogs search my car and rip up the car he paid for. i just looked at him and said i paid for this myself sir. he then hands me my info and walks my girlfriends license over to the car. he says if he sees me driving around again he will pull me over and will impound my car and search it. i say okay.

left the shit with my best friend at the house and left. i honestly might be the luckiest person on earth right now and i'm not even sure if it's worth smoking anymore. got a lot to think about now so we'll see.

so yes, fuck the police.
May 22 2010 1:21AM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
shit, not for, but *with
Jun 7 2010 7:10PM
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PurpleDino
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I had a thought today about this.  Yes it would keep people out of jail and in lawsuits, but if it were legalized it would more than likely be taxed and regulated by the government.  I don't know if I would trust my weed being grown by the government, and also I do not want to support the government with my money.  I would rather help some dude that needs some extra scrilla so he pushes a little bit of drugs on the side.
Jun 7 2010 7:28PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
grow your own.
Jun 8 2010 12:11AM
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fireballin
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
yeah fuck the police for doing their job. are you serious right now? you just avoided being a felon and your bitching because the 5 let you go. grow up, honestly.
Jun 8 2010 1:50AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
exactly what i was thinking
Jun 8 2010 3:02AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Did you know your karma is the same as your post count.
Jun 8 2010 4:50AM
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c.davis
Posts: 791 - Karma: 79
Hahaha this made me laugh. Your lucky man.
Jun 8 2010 8:11AM
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tom.skier
Posts: 817 - Karma: 392
Damn, you got off lucky if this is true!
Jun 8 2010 8:18AM
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TrevorModzeleski
Posts: 156 - Karma: 87
this
Jun 8 2010 9:09AM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
a. always tell a cop you know your rights, that also requires knowing them, cops cant do nearly as much shit as they get away with.

b. cops can lie to you, you cant lie to them. they can bs info to get what they want to hear from you. dont let them manipulate you

c. always ask the cop if hes in his jurisdiction, if they arent state troopers, 1/2 the time they aren't in his/her jurisdiction and can't do anything.

Jun 8 2010 9:11AM
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ODarrow
Posts: 226 - Karma: 154
Lucky your not in Germany, they can tear your car apart on suspicion. I didn't like this law at first but after a bomb was found in some car that looked "suspicious" I was not against it, just my car.
Jun 8 2010 9:17AM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
well done, it pisses me off when people are dumb enough to consent to a search
Jun 8 2010 9:59AM
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ilovefattys6
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hhahah you lucky shit. the fact that u smiled at the cop is hilarious
Jun 9 2010 1:50PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
pg 6:

"The police cannot search your car unless you give them
your consent, which you do not have to give, or unless they
have “probable cause” to believe (i.e., knowledge of facts sufficient
to support a reasonable belief) that criminal activity is
likely taking place, that you have been involved in a crime, or
that you have evidence of a crime in your car. If you do not
want your car searched, clearly state that you do not consent.
The officer cannot use your refusal to give consent as a basis
for doing a search."

And other useful information about talking to cops:

http://www.aclu.org/files/kyr/kyr_english.pdf






Jun 9 2010 2:02PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
actually police officers can search the area you can reach from the drivers seat, as long as it doesn't requiring opening shit up. (glove box etc) They can do this for their own personal safety, so as to make sure you don't have something like a gun thats easily within your reach.

this info comes from a 24 year veteran superior officer of a very large police department, so don't accuse me of making it up or going on wiki.
Jun 9 2010 2:59PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I got exactly this far before realizing this was going to be a thread about a cop doing his damned job. How is it his fault what the law is?
Jun 9 2010 3:05PM
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J.D.
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This is why you get out of the car and lock the doors. They can justify searching your bag as well if you're not in a car for the same reason, so put it down and keep it just out of arm's length if you have anything you don't want found in there. Really the best place to hide the stash if you don't want it taken is in your pocket in a soft plastic bag - they can pat you down on officer safety grounds, but can only remove solid, hard objects like a cell phone. The assumption is you can't pose much of a thread to anyone's safety with a soft object. This is Canada by the way, varies by state down there.
Jun 9 2010 3:10PM
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leahey
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Just listen to 99 Problems by Jay-Z, you'll soon find that a bitch ain't one.
Jun 9 2010 3:33PM
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TrevorModzeleski
Posts: 156 - Karma: 87
hahahaa
Jun 9 2010 3:35PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
this.... if anything, you should be saying "i fucking love the police"
Jun 9 2010 4:42PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
Is this a fact for sure? If so, it's a really good thing to know
Jun 9 2010 4:45PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
I dunno it doesnt sound that reasonable, think of all the COPS episodes you see where they pat a suspect down and pull out everything in their pockets...they usually always pull out some weed, pills, or powder

Maybe it is a fact up in Canada..but I sure as hell wouldn't try it out here down in the States your pocket seems like a pretty foolish place to 'stash' some drugs with a cop near you
Jun 9 2010 4:51PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
you're such a fucking idiot. doesn't matter what your feelings are on weed but its still an illegal drug. when you smoke it or have it in your possession, you better be ready for the consequences and act accordingly. that's not fuck the police, its fuck your stupidity.
Jun 9 2010 4:58PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Shut the fuck up. Where in his post does it say anything about the consequences of weed being the reason he was angry? It seems he was angry because the cop started picking on him and threatening him without any proof of wrong-doing. Then the cop personally attacks him and his father, saying that he wants to tear his car up.

It's not fuck his stupidity, it's fuck your arrogant attitude. Every single post of yours you seem to be attacking someone. You're not cool, you're not that smart, and you are no better than anyone on this site.
Jun 9 2010 5:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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TS is an idiot though for taking the weed to his car to work on and count out and shit.
Jun 9 2010 5:08PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
he left 2oz. sitting on the floor of his car.... tell me again how that's not fucking stupid?
Jun 9 2010 5:13PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Never said it wasn't stupid. However, it was still out of sight. Cop was still wrong attacking his father, cop was still wrong patronizing him. Point is the cop had nothing on him and was pissed, so he resorted to immature attacks...sort of like you.

I think I understand why you got so upset now. Have a future in law enforcement?
Jun 9 2010 5:20PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hahaha don't worry, you'll grow up one day... hopefully... for the sake of your offspring... if some girl actually allows your dick inside her.
Jun 9 2010 5:26PM
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Steezegull
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i think one of the main reasons the government doesn't legalize weed is because its so easy for people to grow it on their own.  they wouldn't make that much money off it because everyone would just grow it themselves instead of paying outrageous prices for the governments herb. i'm probably wrong though




and yeah OP you got super lucky. that sucks that he was arrogant, although most cops are.  I prefer to stay neutral on the whole "fuck da popos" argument cause i know how much they do for us and how a good amount of them are just trying to keep people safe.
Jun 9 2010 5:32PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Haha, ok man. Keep on trolling, you obviously get off on it.
Jun 9 2010 5:35PM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39

lucky SOB yo ithought it was gunna be you have a jeep or smething and just took off into the woods or somethin haha

Jun 9 2010 5:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
My law degree says so yo.

It is a fact in Canada, they can remove a "hard packet" but not a "soft packet" under the auspices of a search for officer safety. Of course, in practice, maybe they'll take out the soft packet eheath saw on TV, but if they did that here and it was a bag of coke, it wouldn't be admissible as evidence. Now, that being said, usually what cops will do will be to trick people - "we need to look under your hat, okay? It's a safety thing." No, they don't need to look under your hat, but people will just assume they're allowed to and consent to the search anyway.

If you have your bag at arm's length there's no way you could get anything dangerous out of it so they have no reason to search it for officer safety. If you're outside your car with the window up and the door locked you can't get a weapon from under the seat so it would be unreasonable to search it for officer safety. Etc.

There are other ways to get authority to conduct a search but it's MUCH harder to justify. If they can search your bag for safety reasons it just allows them to skip a whole lot of legal steps. Why make it easy on them? They have to follow the rules too.
Jun 9 2010 6:00PM
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