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Team Alaska for JOSS 2011

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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
Tim Durtschi

Dane Tudor

And Landis Tanaka or Logan Imlach the new superunknown

AK reppin!!
May 20 2010 6:50PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
No.
May 20 2010 6:50PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
yes
May 20 2010 6:52PM
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.brian
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May 20 2010 6:54PM
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Jenser
Posts: 375 - Karma: 16

yeah....no.

maybe?

May 20 2010 6:55PM
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StReEtPIRATES
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Yes, landis for filmer, logan for athlete
May 20 2010 6:56PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
why dont we just throw team funkin ontario there while we're at er'?
May 20 2010 6:58PM
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SteezeBall
Posts: 350 - Karma: 12
win
May 20 2010 6:59PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Maybe if JOSS was a BC comp, but it's not, it's a park comp.
May 20 2010 6:59PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
hey your post count is 1234
May 20 2010 7:12PM
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ugsey
Posts: 95 - Karma: 14
considering alaska is part of america...though you did buy it off the russians...hehe they thought it was worthless frozen tundra, how wrong could they have been...
May 20 2010 7:31PM
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cwillygood
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wouldnt it just be team america?
May 20 2010 7:56PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
pretty please? that or a team quebec
May 20 2010 8:11PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
Or team, Stop The Trolls
Dumb thread
May 20 2010 8:17PM
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Balto
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how about no JOSS next year? i would be pretty good with that
May 20 2010 8:18PM
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paulmay
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this is the conversation i see when jon calls them up to tell them about JOSS Team Alaska



jon: hello
AKers: yeaaah what up man?
jon: yeah, so i was thinking of making a team alaska for this years joss. Where you at?
AKers: yeeeeeeeah im in AK, taking my tricks to the backcountry yeaah!!
jon: sick dude
AKers: yeaaah

week before the event
jon: so whats up?
AKers: yeaah so i wont be able to make it to your event daawg, im gonna call someone to see if they can take my spot
jon: really? thats...
AKers: yeaaah
jon: ok man
AKers: yeah!! its my life its what i do! yeeah its just my life!!
jon hungs up



and thats how we are gonna see my friend is a pro 2.0 or some other rap/ski video


so yeeeah i like it and i aprove of it!
May 20 2010 8:25PM
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Elmo.
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ummmm just stop now... i do want to see dane at joss though not gunna lie
May 20 2010 8:25PM
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WVskiing
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hahahaha. good post and this what would happen
May 20 2010 8:30PM
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andrew.ski
Posts: 368 - Karma: 69
JOSS is like 11 months away and the threads are already started! woo hoo.
May 20 2010 8:36PM
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Darth_Veeder
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Team US territories FTW!!! (Guam, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, etc.)
They would take first at JOSS fo sho.
May 20 2010 9:14PM
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andrew.ski
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where the hell is team jamaica. they can practice on those grass skis. or better yet.....


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sooo dope.
May 20 2010 9:19PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
thats actually not a bad call, solid team and landis can film.
May 20 2010 9:27PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
THIS
May 20 2010 11:18PM
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Jaznewt
Posts: 919 - Karma: 1,686
team america...
dum thread
May 20 2010 11:50PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
team utah yeaaaaaaaa
May 20 2010 11:55PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
thats fucking retarded, JOSS is one of the best comps out there.
May 20 2010 11:57PM
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Funnel
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But the threads associated with JOSS are annoying.
May 21 2010 12:17AM
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Balto
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

joss is a joke, judging sucks, there is no standard form given to fallow. The event is good for 2 things, making jon alot of money, and making NS kids freak out over shitty park skiers. you know what a good event is? redbull cold rush, something that take actual skiing skills, not just being able to spin/flip alot and land on a perfectly smooth landing. lets see Jon host an event based souly around actual skiing(real lines, cliffs, pow, pillows), or shit even host a race, either would be better and more enjoyable to watch then the shit fest joss has become

and to the person making a joke about the AK guys taking their stuff to the BC, they are, and they are progressing the sport WAY more then park rats thats for damn sure. how many segments have been put out that have changed how we look at skiing that are 100% park? I can't name one, but ill just list a few that contain plenty of real skiing or stuff that can never be done near a park

pep in 1242
tim D in EDIAS
tanner in TBC
any Mcconkey segment
Any part of Idea
pollard in hit list
jamie pierre in anomaly
ect
May 21 2010 12:35AM
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Deletedtoday
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you actually just typed that much out on the internet. owwwoowowowowoweww hahaha
May 21 2010 12:41AM
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Leeyum
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 168
One of the most ignorant post on ns ive seen in awhile , lets see park segments........
Dave Critcton - Forward absolutely slays that huge jump in aspen snowmass in under like an hour

Corey Vanular - Shanghai Six - First pretzels appear and massive park jump shots from Candide event
Corey Vanular - LSS - In a 45 second segment RAPES keystone superpark with all forward left-side only tricks
Liam Downey - LSS - first 360 switchup on an urban rail and slays everything else park oriented

T Wall Superunknown - given its an edit proves a nobody can become a superstar over night as long as you have talent and good homies to film you.

Pretty much all of Refresh and EDIAS park = park skiing isn't even real anymore , bar is raised
I know im missing some but you get the idea

although the segments you mentioned were revolutionary it is extremely elitist to call JOSS athletes sucky skiers both parties ( BC / park ) love what they do so who gives a shit.
May 21 2010 1:23AM
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ThaLetterM.
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REAL skiing on RE-shut the fuck up.
May 21 2010 1:29AM
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paulmay
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hey dumbass, we ride the park cuz we enjoy skiing and having fun, and mostly having fun. So when its a grey day, couple of weeks after the last snow or anything like that yeah we will be in the park having FUN.

on powder days you will barely find any ppl in the park, other than the park staff and the ppl hitting park jumps to pow landings

if we could ski pow all day and pick untracked pillow lines, belive me we would do that over skiing on the park, but that is not posible for everybody here, some are more blessed than other because some DO have this chance.

so yeah you can take yur 12911 Posts and your Karma that is at 80680, and go hate in TGR.

PS. go fuck yourself, bitch
May 21 2010 1:49AM
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Kotke
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shit just got real yo
May 21 2010 2:07AM
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ajax
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I really really hope you are being sarcastic. If not, then your ignorance amazes me.

I hope the weather is nice way up on top of your pedestal; you must be a real skier who is far superior everyone else.

May 21 2010 2:19AM
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Skibumsmith
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It's gettin rowdy in here!
May 21 2010 2:42AM
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thisguywhoiscool
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i hghly doubt this, its part of america.
May 21 2010 2:47AM
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PacificRimJob
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K-Rob: "stfu. Fagget"
May 21 2010 3:50AM
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leahey
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Last time I checked Alaska is apart of the United States. And it hasn't succeeded...yet.
May 21 2010 7:39AM
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Contender
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May 21 2010 9:15AM
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rostog
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Did T-Hall change his name to mrstskier?
May 21 2010 9:28AM
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R.Fahey
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Park skiing is tight and changes so quickly.  Sure taking tricks to the BC is super ill, but it's the same tricks done in the park so it's not THAT new.  I'll admit, my favorite type of skiing to do and watch is BC stuff (anything Wiley does), but you can't rule out park skiing as having a huge impact on the sport. 
All of those segments listed above (Crichton, C-Van, Wallisch, all of Refresh, etc) have had a huge impact on skiing.  Then competitions like the X-Games big air changed the sport of skiing in 10 minutes.  It progresses so fast.  You CAN'T give credit to BC jumpers and not park skiers.  Do you think Durtshi wouldn't done several dub flips in the BC had they not been done years before him in the park?  possibly, but I find it unlikely.   
Some people prefer big mountain/pow, other's prefer park.  You can't rule out either as being boring or not important to skiing.  both are good.
May 21 2010 9:56AM
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RyCo19
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Silly OP, Alaska is not a country. We practically already have two team americas (NS and America), so let's either expand the other teams we have, OR give other countries teams before doing a team alaska.

Kinda cool idea though... They'd slay on the step-over kicker Jon set up this year
May 21 2010 11:03AM
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CKpolicy
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seceeded
May 21 2010 2:57PM
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I-Ski-AK
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you do realize logan can ski park as well, correct?
May 21 2010 5:09PM
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jhackbeez
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why don't we send a team newbschoolers to joss next year and you have to be under the age of 13 and your only job the entire time is to make stupid threads of everything joss whille your there.
May 21 2010 7:22PM
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HeathR
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r u serious? Why are you on a website that is primarily focused on park. You will fit in much better on TGR.
May 21 2010 8:16PM
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[~_~]
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Dane is the only one who would even stand a chance on those jumps.
May 21 2010 8:23PM
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Luc.
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lol not necessarily true.

there are quite a few members on ns that are more impressed and entertained by out of park edits!!(myself included)
May 21 2010 8:24PM
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loganimlach
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truth.
May 21 2010 8:29PM
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TheUngroomed
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JOSS Team NV!!!!!!!
May 21 2010 8:44PM
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KramerC
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^ you blow at skiing
May 21 2010 9:13PM
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