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The "Oh Fuck Thread"

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Benson23
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Kind of self explanatory, create sentences that Oh Fuck is completely compatible with, here is my small list. Go!

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" ˆ Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,   1963

AND ...  drum roll please ...

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....

 

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009


May 17 2010 9:21PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
"OH FUCK, check out that fucking rock!" Thoreau

(basically my sig)
May 17 2010 9:22PM
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Proletariat.
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Fuck this shit- Tiger Woods
May 17 2010 9:24PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
any of OhMyBosh's posts -- What the fuck, it may be too early but i sense a lot of win approaching in this thread
May 17 2010 9:25PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
And on the seventh day, God said "Fuck it good enough."
May 17 2010 9:26PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
hahahaha nice

I remember seeing the video of Saddam Hussein getting hanged. I just saw his lips mouth the words "Oh fuckkkk, where are the WMD's when I need em?"
May 17 2010 9:26PM
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CypressGrove
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"I have that old fuck nailed to the voting booth"-Obama
May 17 2010 9:26PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
I can't wait to see new orleans again! oh fuck its covered in water! - George Bush 2006
May 17 2010 9:28PM
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jason...
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This is a fucking funny thread. -Frodo 2010.
May 17 2010 9:30PM
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Relish_man
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -Me to just about everything that's happened to me during the past 3 months
May 17 2010 9:36PM
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soulskier
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holy fuck, the humanity
May 17 2010 9:37PM
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rach
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lol
May 17 2010 9:39PM
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twin-tip-hero
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May 17 2010 9:42PM
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no_steeze
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"Nobody's gonna fucking find out"- Nixon talking to The Plumbers

"Look whose on top now you fucking Russians" -America prior to the launch of Vanguard aka Flopnik

"No fucking way America will ACTUALLY nuke us, they're just pussies. These flyers are bullshit" -Hiroshima, August 5, 1945


And now to take quotes from famous writers:

"Get your head out of your ass and live your own life you stupid fuck" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'd fuck myself if I could because, let's face it, I'm fucking awesome" -Thoreau

"HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING FLOWER"-William Wordsworth

"FML"-Emily Dickinson

"Aww fuck yeah, that guy has a huge cock" -Walt Whitman

"Fucking marlin. I must catch it. I use short sentences. But you can't question me. Because I am. Fucking Hemingway" -Hemingway

"Fuck you, Imperialists" -Mark Twain

"I r knowz teh gud effing riting"- Dan Brown

"Ni**a what the fuck" -Langston Hughes

"Two roads diverged and i was like 'fuck this shit i can't decide, ima get some taco bell'" -Robert Frost

"The rather intricacy of Mr. Boggins' superfluous wealth as a child stands as an indicator for his jejune position as a fucking douchebag" -Charles Dickens
May 17 2010 9:54PM
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CypressGrove
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^Holy fuck thats some funny fuckin shit.-Me 2010

May 17 2010 10:17PM
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EastCoast315
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hahahahaha
what a great morning laugh, wish karma went higher
May 18 2010 6:24AM
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IceCreamer
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God is fucking everywhere- Spinoza
May 18 2010 6:59AM
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Benson23
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fuck not being able to see some threads in school
May 18 2010 9:19AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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"dood india is beatiful LOL"  - Christopher Columbus, 1492
May 18 2010 12:09PM
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babujib
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May 18 2010 12:16PM
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hokkanee
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hahaha this thread is great.

Ah fuck it, I guess i'll go see the play tonight. Abraham Lincoln April 14 1865
May 18 2010 12:35PM
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beowulf
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Edison to Tesla
"fuck you and your alternating current" 1880s
May 18 2010 1:03PM
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Joshua.
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Nothing will ever get bigger than fucking myspace. No way. - Tom, 2002


FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Tom, 2007
May 18 2010 1:11PM
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dompuch
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i LOL'D
May 18 2010 1:29PM
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Zump.
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FUCK! MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!
May 18 2010 6:46PM
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Elmo.
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oh fuck i broke my ankles lol tanner hall... cartman vid was pretty funny k++++
May 18 2010 6:48PM
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k-dizzle
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holy fuck i laughed my ass off "oh FUCK my ass fell of i laughed so hard"
May 18 2010 7:32PM
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sklermang
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"holy fuck" - adam
May 18 2010 7:39PM
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theabortionator
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Get to the fucking choppa -arnold
May 18 2010 7:41PM
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Jamestown
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"HOLY FUCK I'M ON THE FUCKING MOON"- Neil Armstrong
May 18 2010 7:43PM
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Proze
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"Oh........ Fuck"- Dr.J Robert Oppenheimer



"What the fuuucccckkkkk?????????" (muttered under his breath as the world melted around him) Dr. Albert Hoffman




May 18 2010 7:50PM
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EvanMeyer
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Make me a fucking sandwich - me about 20 minutes ago
May 18 2010 8:00PM
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broto
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OHHH F**CKKKKKK - world trade centers workers, september 11th 2001
May 18 2010 8:03PM
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feddysteeze
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when the fuck did we get ice cream
May 18 2010 8:06PM
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oreopancake.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck
May 18 2010 8:07PM
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MADDECENT
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That was fucking HUGE! - Oppenheimer
May 18 2010 8:12PM
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broto
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OH F*CK. my post was disrespectful and NS'ers do not find it funny - broto
May 18 2010 8:18PM
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NHCFC
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the fuck
May 18 2010 8:24PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Not fucking Napoleon again!
May 18 2010 8:38PM
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have.faith
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"im in fucking jail." -nelson mandala

"who are these fucking people with this fucking star thing?" -adolf hitler

"you fucking barbarians" -caesar

"everyone wants me becasue im fucking amazing" -helen of troy

May 18 2010 9:07PM
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DaveM
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"I killed how many fucking Jews?" -Hilter
May 18 2010 9:10PM
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.jesus.
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oh fuck it's a fucking troll fuck shit on Tuesdays with peanut butter
May 18 2010 9:19PM
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ECB
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Allen Iverson "Not a game, but fucking practice!"
May 18 2010 9:31PM
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mode2n
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fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass! - tourettes guy
May 18 2010 9:38PM
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Benson23
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fuck bitches get money
May 19 2010 10:35AM
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AviadIL
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LOL
+K for making me laugh that hard
May 19 2010 4:54PM
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*TURBONERD*
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fuck, i never realized this would be so huge.
-matt harvey, 2010
May 19 2010 6:24PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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when the fuck did we get ice cream- retard from the ringer
May 19 2010 7:47PM
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D-Rex
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Fuck no! i didnt inhale that shit-Bill Clinton

Since when do i have to pay FUCKING taxes-Al Capone

Whered all my Fucking tea go??!-Silly British Folk


May 19 2010 7:57PM
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dwhite
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"What the fuck is that on the grassy knoll over there? - JFK
May 19 2010 8:01PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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i fucked your mom and your sister-italian player just before being headbutted by zidane
May 19 2010 8:05PM
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