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Drail
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Ok, people (mainly the newbies) I am just warning you now not to talk to 'emilypotterskis' she is infact a crazy cat lady who chases people down the street in the middle of the night yelling gibberish... she is nothing but bad news... her name isn't even emily potter... it's emily bennett. i told you - she's crazy.


oh ya - she has no teeth either. so beware - don't message her asking where she lives and how old she is and stuff either - if you do she will stalk you and poke your pets on the top of their nose repeatedly.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'
Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
May 12 2002 6:44PM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

and fess up bryan pollock!!

thanks darryl man...i knew i could count on you.
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 12 2002 6:46PM
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andyrightcoast
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interesting...


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May 12 2002 6:49PM
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Canadian_kicker
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its true she has no teeth... i kissed her once.. yupp no teeth... haha what???
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 12 2002 7:11PM
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PhattTim
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kissing someone's teeth is a little sad bro, haha, ah well, ten points for kissing a chick! hehe

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May 12 2002 7:20PM
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Canadian_kicker
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tim. 1) i wasnt kissing her teeth. u notice if they have teeth. when u kiss someone. 2) it was ajoke and i didnt kiss her and 3) im not a guy so dont call me bro
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 12 2002 8:00PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
hahaha Darryl.

is no teeth really such a bad thing?

She's evil stay away.

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 12 2002 8:24PM
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skier_chick_360
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Cryss no one knows who u are any more now that ur not pink............
Tim u should be ashamed.....
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May 12 2002 8:33PM
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skodeo7
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hahahaha I agree, no teeth in a chick isn't the worst thing in the world.
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May 12 2002 8:52PM
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Pipe_Munky
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yeah, duncan knows what's up! no teeth = no pain!






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May 12 2002 8:58PM
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emilypotterskis
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...the best part is, i lost them in a fight!!
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 12 2002 9:57PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Hey... anyone who steps up to Emily also steps up to me. We are the NS.com Jim Morrison posse!

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
May 12 2002 10:59PM
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Drail
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ya, she kicked some hobo's ass... he knocked her teeth out with his JD bottle, so she sicked her cats on them... when the cats where done with him she started chopping him with her ski (yes she walks around the streets of london at 2am with her cats and skis...) so if she'll do that to a hobo - what's she got to lose agains't you guys? watch yourself.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'
Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
May 12 2002 11:00PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
muahahhahahhaa
emily bennett is a Lizard-King loving sex goddess

'planes are groaning mothers, in our feeble insect wars.' - Jim Morrison
May 13 2002 7:19AM
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Pipe_Munky
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oh my




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May 13 2002 9:09AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the plot thickens...i dunno who i think is more crazy...this emily character seems kinda fishy
kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
May 13 2002 10:04AM
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five0
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kind of like cat fish
kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
May 13 2002 10:04AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
Emily isn't that crazy i am sure, i met her and she seemed nice, kinda cute actually!

but there was just something kinda wierd, oh ya she was with Darryl.....

hahahahahhahahahh!!!!!!!




'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
May 13 2002 3:56PM
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emilypotterskis
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yeah so there!!
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 13 2002 4:04PM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
yeah so there!!
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 13 2002 4:04PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
um cam. ahha dont u remember me and emily were showing each other our bras the night u met her.. hows that not crazy? btw... EMily i want your boob holder
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 13 2002 4:07PM
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emilypotterskis
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hahah we did do that didn't we

man it's a sexy sling can't say i blame you
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 13 2002 8:45PM
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MART-IZZLE
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you better have!
~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
May 13 2002 9:02PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
if you guys were showing eachother your boobs that night....where was I??? and why did i miss it????? i didn't really meet her that night, it wasn't till the winter classic. and she had no coat



'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
May 13 2002 9:42PM
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Drail
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ya, what kind of crazy person leaves their jacket in London when they go skiing for the weekend? I told ya - she's crazy. I would have offered her my jacket, but I was cold so I kept it on... :p

and this whole bra thing is news to me... hmmm.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'
Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
May 13 2002 10:28PM
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MART-IZZLE
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haha! Londoners' are cool....ummmm and so are Collingwooders'...
~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
May 13 2002 10:30PM
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Canadian_kicker
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yeah because darryl you were off talking or something..doesnt much matter i was reffering the comment to Cam.
and Cam remember... because it was about the same time as i was comtemplating sliding down the half pipe in my running shoes. and you all thought it was a bad idea and id get hurt..then i was going to slid in on my ass.. but didnt.
and then i saw her and i ran down to her instead and almost fell on my face... it was our bra's...not boobs.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 14 2002 12:22AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
well what do you think your bra hold's?...so they were probably in sight...lol...and i missed it:(



'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
May 14 2002 2:56PM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
hahahah

oh if only you boys played more attention to details...
you probably miss out on a lot more then you think yo udo!


and about the jacket...man when you're expecting to just chill and ski in a heinous uniform, it isn't THAT hard to leave a jacket in london!!...and it wasn't thhhaaat cold.
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 14 2002 3:43PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
(shhh, you're suposed to appear crazy - remember?)

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 14 2002 4:13PM
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emilypotterskis
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(SHIT! i'm awful at this pretending stuff. hey, when you write in brackets does that mean that only the person you're writing to can see it??)

I AM CRAZY.
STOP TALKING TO ME.
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 14 2002 5:24PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
emily - you're fired.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 14 2002 5:36PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Hahaha, in Austin Powers 2 when the guard falls into the lava, Austin says 'That sort of thing could get a man FIRED' ' I think he was HOT FOR YOU!' AHAHAHAH...what was I talking about?
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May 14 2002 5:51PM
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MART-IZZLE
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hahahaha! that's hilarious Darryl. you're on crazy funny guy!
~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
May 14 2002 6:32PM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
ohhh darryl

listen to the sweet boy

oh you, you 'crazy funny boy!'


i think he wants you.
*emily bennett

Did you know freedom exists in a school book
Did you know madmen are running our prison
w/in a jail, w/in a gaol

- Jim Morrison
May 15 2002 5:00PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
emily....are you in some kind of conspiracy?



'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
May 15 2002 10:13PM
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emilypotterskis
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...conspiracy eh...


i'm not telling.
*emily bennett

Did you know freedom exists in a school book
Did you know madmen are running our prison
w/in a jail, w/in a gaol

- Jim Morrison
May 17 2002 7:25AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
freaky...

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 17 2002 10:39AM
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Canadian_kicker
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i think shes in the pro hoe consperiacy
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 17 2002 12:26PM
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emilypotterskis
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i dyed my hair again.


it's cccccccccraaaaazy.
*emily bennett

Did you know freedom exists in a school book
Did you know madmen are running our prison
w/in a jail, w/in a gaol

- Jim Morrison
May 17 2002 3:20PM
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mauii
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if ur name is emily benet..then why is ur ns name emily potters?
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May 17 2002 6:45PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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she's crazy like that.... she thinks shes Harry Potters brother....

weird eh?

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 17 2002 6:55PM
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mauii
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u mean sister?? i hope..
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May 17 2002 7:25PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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umm yeah.... suuuuure


$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 17 2002 7:30PM
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Canadian_kicker
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EMILY. im getting my hair done like my old icon..
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 17 2002 8:10PM
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emilypotterskis
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swwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt

i am harry potters sister

once again the question has arised
why is your name emily potter

bahhhhhhh long story.
*emily bennett

Did you know freedom exists in a school book
Did you know madmen are running our prison
w/in a jail, w/in a gaol

- Jim Morrison
May 18 2002 7:01AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yea, it's a long and not too funny story.

what colour is your hair? blue?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 18 2002 5:50PM
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Canadian_kicker
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yes darryl with black barrel racing horses all over it.. its mad shibby...... your going to want me when u see me...
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 18 2002 6:46PM
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Drail
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what? first i was takling to emily there, and second I barely like you as a friend (no offence).

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 18 2002 9:46PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
ok easy now kids...no fighting...this is supposed to be about emily...remember?



'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
May 19 2002 3:24PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
waffles are good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
May 19 2002 6:12PM
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