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Being high at school... -____-

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JETS
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I think a good majority of thje population of ns is guity of going to class ripped off their ass. so lets here some good stories and good vibes

May 13 2010 1:55PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
im to high to type my whole story..
May 13 2010 1:57PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
i know how you feel
May 13 2010 1:58PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
I plead not guilty
May 13 2010 1:58PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
all day everyday
May 13 2010 1:59PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
chyea high on life and education!
May 13 2010 2:00PM
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jstemp
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,818
well it does make class a little more entertaining.... so i dont see why not?
May 13 2010 2:04PM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
had graduation practice one morning and we had a 20 minute break between seating practice...so me and my buddy decided to go rip his bong in the parking lot...

Not sure why but I was feeling particularly blasted that afternoon and before we know it we're half an hour late for seating practice..we go running into the gym where everyone was already seated and the principal was talking about who knows what...of course the gym door slams as loud as possible so everyone in my class is staring at me and my buddy probably knowing were high as kites

We try and shuffle to our seats..unfortunately mine was in the middle and the top row and as I go to sit down I must have kicked my chair with my heel enough so that it was teetering on the edge of the grandstand thing set up...well on my way down to the chair for some reason I kinda of leaned back to try and catch it..I then proceeded to go flying backwards arms and legs flailing until me and my chair smashed onto the gym floor a solid 6 feet from where we started

needless to say it was pretty damn embarrassing especially when you are ripped out of your mind
May 13 2010 2:08PM
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gstaff
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Love it.  All my classes are super easy too so that helps.
May 13 2010 2:10PM
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Dan-Man
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^lul.  yea, i got some stories.  it's kinda scary when you think everyone is looking at you, otherwise it was fun.
May 13 2010 2:10PM
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dompuch
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hahahaha that must have been funny as hell at the time
makes a good story
May 13 2010 2:10PM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
it probably was for everyone who knew I was retardedly high..but for me I was busy trying not to shit bricks as my principal came around to see wtf was goin on
May 13 2010 2:12PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
Is dumb because school is probably the most important thing you have in your life in terms of responsibility till a certain age so why mix getting high with it. Also it would take the fun out of being high as being something relaxing you do on your down time. It's confusing that people need to be high to function on a daily basis.
May 13 2010 2:16PM
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dompuch
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hahaha did you get busted?
May 13 2010 2:20PM
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Proze
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School is just about the most pointless thing we as american teenagers are thrown into. Being completely stoned all day is a fun way of saying FUCK YOU to that oppressive shit hole called high school. On a side note I think its funny that ive never once had trouble soliciting large amounts of chemical bliss but Ive been severly punished for being late or wearing my headphones in the hallway. Its soooo backwards and needs soooooooo much reform. All I have been told in high school is how to get to college, nothing about how to be even sort of happy or doing what I want, its all make money and die, its the american way (name the MC!)
May 13 2010 2:37PM
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Ski_The_East10
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negative..but I practically pissed myself because of how paranoid/high I was thinking I was gonna get in trouble right before graduation

Oh well live and learn
May 13 2010 2:40PM
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no_steeze
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school gives you more opportunities so you have the option to do what you want with your life. your attitude is that of a failure
May 13 2010 2:41PM
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Proze
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High School???? are you fucking serious high school does nothing for you. You can do literally the bare minimum, like at passing and pass the final/ regents/whatever and you can do whatever the fuck you want. High school is retarded. Heres whatcha do. finish highschool at community college. Costs less than a g and exponentially less with financial aid. I take 3 classes a few days a week and only go for a little bit of the day. This way I am a transfer student and have a huge advantage of acceptance into college over anyone right out of high school. I graduate with a regents diploma, in my case with honors. Bam Thats how i beat the system. My attitude is one of happiness, yours is of conformity
May 13 2010 2:51PM
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hurrisun
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i actually have a dope ass story check it

ok so grade 12 international business class last period of the day I have lunch and spare before it the teacher loved me I went blitzed every single day

I get to class one day and the teacher says we are writing notes all class when i heard this i was kinda bummed so class starts and the teacher has to leave for a couple minutes the way the class is set up there are a bunch of big desks connected in a U and there are computers against all the walls and the back wall has a big ol overhead screen that covers about 4 computers

so whe he leaves i bolt for the back duck under the computer screen strategecly place some chairs so my back and feet are hidden it was perfect for about 20 minutes the teacher came back didnt even notice i was gone (one of my friends even said wheres harry? and the teacher said "i think he went to the guidance office" dont know wherehe came up with that) so im sitting with my back against the screen the class is taking notes on watcing dragon ball z online with my headphones

then i hear a knock on the door and who walks in? the fucking principal my teacher was kinda a joke so she was there to check on him i think so i just shut the dagonball z hold my breath and pray hoping she was just poking her head and and leaving but of course she gets right into our class notes she ends up walking to the overhead about 2 feet from my stoned ass she was pointing at things on the overhead literally tuching my back she was there for about 15 minutes (felt like a life time) she never noticed me and as soon as she left i just stood up said wow and sat down the teacher didnt even question what just went down
May 13 2010 3:02PM
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p-oskier
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 58
Why go to school hight when you can go drunk?
May 13 2010 3:08PM
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teleak
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did it for the first time this year on 420. In american studies, no stories, just horribly paranoid. i go to boulder high school, so 9/10 people were high haha it was hilarious
May 13 2010 3:09PM
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Balto
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i get high almost everyday before/during school

*waiting for someone who knows me to point out why i'm able to do so*
May 13 2010 3:11PM
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kootenayklaus
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Because you dont go to school?

May 13 2010 3:21PM
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Ski_The_East10
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every post I read from you further convinces me that you are the biggest whiny little pussy on this website
May 13 2010 3:22PM
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Proze
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Wanna e-fight????
May 13 2010 3:28PM
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Proze
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In this circumstance, what im saying is true, I hate high school and I got myself out of it. But in other circumstances i have literally backed opinions I dont beleive in to upset people on here, Its the fucking internet, its fun watching people get emotionally involved in it and I love to argue.
May 13 2010 3:32PM
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TSM
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eyedea
May 13 2010 3:33PM
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Ski_The_East10
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Abbbbbbbbsolutey
May 13 2010 3:37PM
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Proze
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Alright dude we are officially e-fighting now get ready bitch imma knock you out
May 13 2010 3:40PM
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leahey
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Kids are always high and never get caught. I'm pretty sure everyone is retarded or they just don't care.
May 13 2010 3:48PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
it's pretty fun to do depending on the classes. if you blaze on a break then come back for like media arts and art then it's the best choice you can make
May 13 2010 4:08PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
recently i have been high for the majority of my classes, but there is a line. if it keeps me from getting my work done, or knowing the material then i will stop. so far so good though :)
May 13 2010 4:12PM
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Motherfucka
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Sniffin wd40 in small engines..all day errday
May 13 2010 4:16PM
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philipc
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getting drunk before presentations = A+
May 13 2010 4:18PM
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fountain.
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thats why they call it high school, duh
May 13 2010 4:20PM
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ECfreeski3
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i only got high before/during high school a little bit cause my mom worked at the school sometimes.

but nowadays i do it all the time. the best time was when i went to spanish class and it was outside cause it was such a nice day, so as we did exercises i was just looking around enjoying the day, and my (somewhat crazy, but awesome) teacher said i looked like i was in love, and i was like no im not. and she was like would you like to be? (this is all in spanish) and i was like, weird question but yeah. and she was like okay, im gonna set you up with my friend, she's 22 and muy bonita. jackpot!
May 13 2010 4:24PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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pre-gaming in Tim Hortons with Irish coffee before a law class trip. We went and saw a DUI case.
May 13 2010 4:25PM
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zylstra
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quite the contrary that post was pretty spot on in my book.
May 13 2010 4:26PM
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Big_Spence
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i got the highest grade on my AP chem final last year when i was torn out of my mind.
also took the SAT's high this year and scored within 30 points of my previous scores.

but i've also been called out a couple of times and had some sketchy experiences. overall it's probably not a good idea, but it's made my high school experience a hell of a lot more bearable/enjoyable.
May 13 2010 4:33PM
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EvanMeyer
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tripping at school is where its at
May 13 2010 4:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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that would blow. it would take me about 20 minutes to decide to cut my losses and leave
May 13 2010 4:40PM
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zylstra
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i would never get to class
May 13 2010 4:43PM
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fillup
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I have a digital photography class after lunch thats off campus which takes the two remaining periods of the day. So once lunch hits i have 45-1 30 minutes depending on the scheduling to do whatever. Most of the time i eat with my friends at lunch and save money but blazing and getting food is always good.

As for a story...

Told this chick who sits next to me to blaze with me the next day, friend overhears who doesnt ever smoke and he wants in. Im for it cuz he never smokes. So i meet up with them at sonic and another chick from our schools shows up with a blunt as thick as a penny is wide. Epic sesh in my car, then the dude starts freaking out. Some laced weed shit hahaha. So he decides to skip the class because he cant handle himself but once i get to class i instantly get pulled into a medical mj argument with my teacher. Lolz.
May 13 2010 6:54PM
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jason...
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When I'm stoned off my ass I'm willing to bet I'm still smarter than half the kids in my school. Only semi-funny story I've got is walking into class half an hour late, with a footlong and huge bowl of Chunky soup that I'd just heated up in the microwave. Pretty obvious there.
May 13 2010 7:03PM
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blackoutbill
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Home schooled

May 13 2010 7:28PM
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1337
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+1
May 13 2010 7:29PM
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EvanMeyer
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i only made it through homeroom before leaving
May 13 2010 7:29PM
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laurence^
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Ya you're right high school has no use. Besides the fact that you develop study habits or the fact that you learn to write at an acceptable level or learn some of the basics of what you will be learning later on in college. Give yourself a few years and you will be very thankful you went to high school. Do you think others who aren't middle class white boys like you enjoy living below the poverty line because they never had a chance to go to high school? Your attitude is one of stupidity.
May 13 2010 9:41PM
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p-oskier
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You are a smart kid. High school is to teach you how to work well and develop your study habits cause its gonna be too late at the university. +K for you cause you know whats up.
May 13 2010 9:52PM
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406in
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My friend smokes before school, at lunch, skips the class after lunch and smokes again, then smokes again after lunch. Besides his .08 GPA he's pretty smart
May 13 2010 10:07PM
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samwise
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The only time I ever went to high school blazed was the last day of school. I wrote the most heartfelt yearbook signatures, just pages of pure gold in everyone's book. College, on the other hand...
May 13 2010 10:15PM
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