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holy shit, now this dude can jump

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A_T_K
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there is also a video

http://www.slamnation.net/videos/KADOUR_SLEEPS_IN_THE_AIR.MPG
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Mar 28 2004 9:13PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
yeah thats pretty fuckin nuts. jesus.

i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
Mar 28 2004 9:19PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
white men cant jump WHAT!


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 9:20PM
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SheilaTequila
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 81
^that movies old..its hilarious
'the' pistol chick
Mar 28 2004 9:21PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
i'm 6'0'' and i can throw it down once in a while. maybe if he was 5'7'' then it would be cool.
Mar 28 2004 9:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
in grade 9, i was 5'7 and i was almost able to dunk just about an inch short,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 28 2004 10:07PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
plus he's asian...so he has that kungfu stuff too which makes him jump higher than normal.
Mar 28 2004 10:14PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^ yeah its true, those asians are like crazy monkeys


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 28 2004 10:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i'm 6'2 and i can barely dunk when i'm on crack.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 10:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
dunk your cock in a fat bitches dirty crack, then blisters will rise like bread


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 28 2004 10:21PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
sick
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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
Mar 29 2004 4:11PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
im 5' 11' and cant even get close to dunkin it, am i handicapped?
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Mar 29 2004 7:58PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
no...just fat
Mar 29 2004 9:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hahaha!


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 31 2004 2:42PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
reppin 5'9 and i can touch the rim
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Mar 31 2004 2:44PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
im 6'1' and i cant even get net. seems the only time i get air is on skis.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 31 2004 2:54PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
im fat and i can get rim





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 31 2004 2:56PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
^we're not talking about some dude licking your cornhole...we mean a bball rim.
Mar 31 2004 5:23PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I was just thinking of saying that.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 31 2004 5:36PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
6'6' can not get higher then 15cm oh yeah
AMA-RIP
Mar 31 2004 5:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
im 5'3 and i am about one inch from the rim. im half asian and i got mad ups


will you be my mommy-Ralph wiggins

harvey knows all
Mar 31 2004 6:01PM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
yeah im 55'5 like 2 inch from teh rim
Pain is Temperary....Pride is forever
Mar 31 2004 6:03PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
didnt u guys see crouching tiger hidden dragon? those chinks can fuckin jump
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Mar 31 2004 6:03PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah im like 5'10 and i cant get rim, i think i have a problem, but my jumpshot is so good i dont really need to get rim
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Mar 31 2004 6:06PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
your mom gives good rim.
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
Mar 31 2004 9:16PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
^ha.
im 6'3, cant quite dunk. i am white.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Mar 31 2004 9:19PM
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mwhahaha
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
im white and im 5'9 and i can dunk... now only if i could dribble
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Mar 31 2004 11:02PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i saw this 8 yr old chinese kid jump through a hoop 6 feet of the ground at disney world it was awesome








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Apr 1 2004 9:14AM
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Fuzzyrussianbeaver
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wanna know whats awesome...?
Apr 1 2004 10:18AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that your a fuzzy russian?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 1 2004 11:04AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
you touch yourself at night?




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SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER
Apr 1 2004 2:57PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
who doesnt
Apr 1 2004 3:03PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
when i think about SU,i touch myself
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Apr 1 2004 3:07PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
im not fat and im about 6 feet and i cant touch the rim so ive come to the conclusion that im handicapped
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Apr 1 2004 4:41PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
im 6 ft and i can jump from standing and touch the rim
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Apr 1 2004 6:07PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i hate you
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Apr 4 2004 7:36PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
dunking is sweet





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 4 2004 7:37PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i dont come anywhere near dunking.
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Apr 4 2004 7:53PM
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Infantz16
Posts: 542 - Karma: 10
i'm 5'6' and not even close.



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Apr 4 2004 7:55PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
im 5'6 and im like half an inch away from rim



its all about the 609
Apr 4 2004 8:06PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
wow..


I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire
Apr 4 2004 10:00PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i just grew a couple inches and now im like 6 feet and i still cant...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Apr 19 2004 3:30PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
im like 6'2 and i can't fuckin dunk.. and im a post on the basketball team.. haha


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Apr 19 2004 3:52PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
Im 5 10 and I can get about 2 icnhes from the rim


yay skiing

Apr 19 2004 3:58PM
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hoodratz47
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i can do windmill and tomahawk and mabey on a good day a 180 behind teh head .
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I think that is one of my favorite vids of all time. It is awe inspiring and so pure and honest. As pure and honest as a 5 year old, and god do I love five year olds... {haggar}
Apr 19 2004 4:25PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
yeah, but you are like 6' 6.


publicenemy270: matty i love you
matty jeronimo: haha
matty jeronimo: thanks
publicenemy270: non homosexually
matty jeronimo: of course
Apr 19 2004 4:30PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
im 10'6' and i cant dunk


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Apr 19 2004 5:07PM
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