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How bad can you hurt ut niple?

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304NordMan
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just wonderin cuase some dude gave me a titty twister about 3 weeks ago, and my nipple is still 3 times as big as the other one

Apr 29 2010 12:19PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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not true. my friend gave me a huge one 3 years ago and it stayed red and bigger than the other one for about 2 months. ask a doctor if it doesnt go away
Apr 29 2010 12:24PM
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B@n4naB3nder
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Either that, or your nipple has to be twistet in the other direction.

expected something totally different from this thread, like hurting the niple while shreddin. =)
Apr 29 2010 12:24PM
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elemeno89
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i frost bit one of mine about five years back.  still is darker to this day...
Apr 29 2010 12:27PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
My nipples they hurt when i squeeze them.
Apr 29 2010 12:31PM
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T-Holt
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Another thing to try, is rubbing your nipples for 5 minutes every half hour. It's kinda like untying them. For best results do a consecutive nipple twists in the opposite direction and then rub. Also the best time to do this is from 8:30 AM to 3:00 PM.
Apr 29 2010 12:32PM
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B@n4naB3nder
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If you are not sure about this method try it on some random girl first and tape it!!!
Apr 29 2010 12:34PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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My friend got part of his nipple bitten off during a fight in college. We were letting them go 1 on 1. When the kid bit his nipple some huge redneck guy nobody knew came flying in,  and got in the kids face saying 'you gonna bite the man? you gonna bite the man?' over and over and then threw 2 punches the second one landed and put the kid on his ass, bleeding from the mouth. Then he just pushed his way through the crowd and sprinted away without saying anything it was really weird. My friend had to get stitches but his nipple is ok now
Apr 29 2010 12:38PM
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triebby
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Are you lactating?
Apr 29 2010 12:39PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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im pretty sure he was joking around
Apr 29 2010 12:52PM
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Jodi
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yep. preggers. paging abortionator
Apr 29 2010 1:14PM
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WikiWiki
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almost as bad as you can spell
Apr 29 2010 1:19PM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
Mountain biking I had a nasty fall and ripped off about half of my right nip

but it kinda grew back between that and scar tissue it looks kinda normal... hahah
Apr 29 2010 1:25PM
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ECfreeski3
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how old are you? that's totally normal during/around puberty. my hypochondriac friend thought he had breast cancer when it happened to him haha
Apr 29 2010 1:27PM
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soulskier
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call the police, they deal with these kinds of things all the time
Apr 29 2010 1:28PM
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ECfreeski3
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that is awesome.
Apr 29 2010 1:29PM
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applejuice.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

bust out the pump!
Apr 29 2010 1:40PM
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triebby
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In all seriousness though, I got the two worst titty twisters ever when I was in 8th grade. A kid that I was friends with was just doing it to be an ass, but I really don't think he realized just how hard he grabbed and twisted. He got both nips on separate occasions, and I don't think they have ever been the same. Soon after the twisting they got all puffy and had little lumps in them. Eventually it got better, but to this day they are not the same. Instead of having fairly normal guy nips, mine have taken a page from the ladies and are my personal thermometers, changing from puffy to normal when I'm cold and visa versa. Needless to say I've gotten a little flack when I've had my shirt off and it's hot out.
Apr 29 2010 2:11PM
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wiglaf
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My friend got a titty twister about three years ago and it swelled up, leaving a small lump. A few months ago he had to get the lump removed because it created a cyst the size of a hockey puck.
Apr 29 2010 2:21PM
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Norred
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if anything, we can all learn something from this thread.
Apr 29 2010 2:29PM
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B@n4naB3nder
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OMG that sounds pretty bad. Didn't know somethong like that could happen.
Apr 29 2010 2:31PM
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Joshua.
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I surfed 10 hours a day for a week on spring break in a rash guard that was too big.. nipple. pain.
Apr 29 2010 2:54PM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah thats one of the more efficient way to hurt your nips
Apr 29 2010 3:01PM
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Mr.Luke
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one of my nipples fell off once. Now i only have two
Apr 29 2010 3:44PM
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DaveM
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No its actuall a line from the south park imagination land episode. I guess noone picked up on it...
Apr 29 2010 3:52PM
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Shreddysaurus
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My junior high went through a stage where everyone was giving everyone titty twisters. Now they all have large nipples and lactate. Beware of the rock tit!
Apr 29 2010 5:05PM
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5teve.
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holy shit that sucks.
Apr 29 2010 5:06PM
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pCletus
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i got bit in my nipple by a baby squirrel and it huryt like hell for a few weeks and then was big for about 2-3 months
Apr 29 2010 5:08PM
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FBGM
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EL.GATO FTW.
Apr 29 2010 5:12PM
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pussymoneyweed
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that happened to me over the summer. it was so huge and embarrassing it looked like i had man tits but its gone away now yay!
Apr 29 2010 5:27PM
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ECfreeski3
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... how did you get into that situation?
Apr 29 2010 5:30PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13

i set out a few live traps and caught a baby squirrel and grabbed the trap set it on my leg while sitting on a rock and opened it to let it go and he bit me.....this was during summer and i was wearing a thin t-shirt

Apr 29 2010 5:33PM
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WILCOX
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you May die sry bro
Apr 29 2010 6:32PM
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VT_FLO
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I got frost bite on my nipples once. They grew back
Apr 29 2010 6:34PM
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.jesus.
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yeah i heard lactating does that...
Apr 29 2010 6:36PM
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Scrambles
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Apr 29 2010 6:44PM
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J.DUKE
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its def cancer. start a living trust right now, screw wills
Apr 29 2010 7:20PM
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DaveM
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Thank you.
Apr 29 2010 7:31PM
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cwillygood
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haha good advice
Apr 29 2010 7:39PM
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theabortionator
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The swelling normally will go down with in the next month or so. If you're in the minority where it doesn't, should def be down within 6 months. If it's not by then it's permanent and you should look at some bras
Apr 29 2010 7:50PM
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.jesus.
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god dammit............
Apr 29 2010 7:55PM
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andersteeze
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id be pretty choked if i were you
Apr 29 2010 8:04PM
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treecery.
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well in 8th grade i fell off my bike (while texting and riding, apparently dangerous) and i skidded along the pavement on my left nipple and cut it open.

that hurt pretty bad.... claim?
Apr 29 2010 8:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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So one time I was at my girls house & we were gettin' ready to go boating, drinking, ridin', ya know a typical afternoon. I grabbed up on some of her nair to hit up a lil bit, of my chest (or maybe all of it) before we went out. Unfortunately, I did not take the time and care so as to avoid muh nips..nope, just rubbed nair all over those bitches. Left it on for a few minutes before i felt the icy, burning, skin disintegrating power of a nuclear reactor. I'll never do that again. I think it took about three weeks before they were somewhat normal again.
Apr 29 2010 9:06PM
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jimmer
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i was cliff diving, swimming away from the drop in freezing water, and cut my nipple open on a rock at the bottom of the river as it got shallow. i still have a scar on it, hehehe!
Apr 29 2010 9:28PM
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LARd.
Posts: 117 - Karma: 281
there is this kid in my grade who had one nipple bigger than the other for a whole year
Apr 29 2010 9:31PM
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cubber
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Ha! Boobs!
Jul 2 2012 9:47AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I ripped one of mine trying a whip on my bike. Pain was instant and lasting.
Jul 2 2012 10:03AM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
sounds like nipple cancer. or, get someone to suck your other one until they are even. you may have to do this every week or so until they are both permanently swollen.
Jul 2 2012 10:25AM
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theBearJew
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So you have 1 tit now?
Jul 2 2012 10:32AM
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wellthisisold
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You definitely have AIDs. Go to a therapist.
Jul 2 2012 11:20AM
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