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What if a troll trolled drunk?

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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,788
So I'm a little bit alcahol'd and my seemingly thoughtful posts might not be the most intelligent and possibly taken as troll-worthy, but. WHAT if someone like Ohmybosh or daringharry got drunk? HOLY SHIT. That would be like troll squared. I'm kinda scared.


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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
ur fag squared for being drunk on ns so early
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77
Chill.
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no_steeze
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i remember when i had my first beer
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,788
I'm watching the hockey game on my comp. Canucks won in case you care. Fuck off. Hahaha.
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i don't.





10,000 posts son. /claim
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,788
I dunno why I'm responding to all the people who are calling me out for being retard drunk. But yeah. You're jealous. That's it. Just because my name sounds childish doesn't mean I'm noob-status to drinking. Hmmmmmmm yeah I shouldn't be on NS right now. I sound like a highschooler...

Have a good night internet.
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RudyGarmisch
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Thats been a long time coming and you post it here?
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soulskier
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good night!
please dont hide your phone in the refrigerator, may sound funny since your drunk but in the end its just a huge pain in the ass
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,788
Whoa. Rowen you're right. I should be honoured. Sean should be disappointed. I'm sorry. But congratulations anyways.
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Bloc_chain
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oh kevin....
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lineskier10
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the internet would explode
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hurrisun
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pfft
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SteezyOhio
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there are so many better places this could have happened =/
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soiskifofree
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true that!, im getting there give me a few years!
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.daringharry
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the universe would explode
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LadySaGa
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how many threads could a drunk troll troll if a drunk troll could troll drunk?
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spruitm
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18
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leahey
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Armadillos are small placental mammals, known for having a leathery armor shell. The Dasypodidae are the only surviving family in the order Cingulata, part of the superorder Xenarthra along with the anteaters and sloths. The word armadillo is Spanish for "little armored one".
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omnomnom
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The placenta is an organ that connects the developing fetus to the uterine wall to allow nutrient uptake, waste elimination and gas exchange via the mother's blood supply.
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comeatmebro
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Reason NOT to get on newschoolers after an all night blunt sesh.

Fuck it. 15k is coming up in a few years haha.
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,788
You have 10000 posts and 10000 karma. That's not going to happen again for a long time.


This thread definitely seemed like a brilliant epiphany last night. Not so much now.
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triebby
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Hahahaha, yes!
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garygohard
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ugh waste of 10000th post dawg
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1337
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I lold
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ski-swagga
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that's pretty good! ahaha
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1337
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my tongue is officially twisted
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skiierman
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tight. almost halfway to being as great as me
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MACAQUE
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Penis.
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jeaaaa
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did your friends try and give you a boner?
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soiskifofree
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you have said this in more than one thread today, however step bros is a fantastic movie
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theabortionator
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Omg I had a sip of beer I'm wasted. Man fuck yo couch
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MADDECENT
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10,000 posts 10,000 karma. Perfecto
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garygohard
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if u mutiplied my posts by 20 id be close
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Kevski
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You had a whole sip?! Shit. Last night my dad only let me smell it and it still got me wasted. How can you hold that much liquor?



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Dan-Man
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I hate you all so much.  go drink your mothers breast milk and get off NS.
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theabortionator
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I've been working up to it. Maybe sometime I'll be able to take two sips. But Im scurred of alcky poisoning
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awsomebob69
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lolocaust
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AdolfShitler
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YOU'RE a fag squared for saying ur.
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theabortionator
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I troll hard for my money. Im starting to become a pretty amazing drunk typer, not very good at texting words yet. My brain is cashed from the last 4 nights so i think I may troll totnight but no drinky
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kardaddy
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this joke is no longer funny
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kardaddy
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none of that changes the fact that the joke isn't funny
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Schlop
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most of my posts are from 12-3 am, drunk as fuck after parties or whatever went down. that and sitting at home doing shit all in the middle of the afternoon
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kootenayklaus
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2012?
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theabortionator
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Same. I'm doing the afternoon routine right now. The wasted late night ones for me are usually from 3-6. Good thing is sometimes i am sobering up by the end. then sometimes I troll late night anywhere from 11-7 sober.

If there is nothing going on the intrawebs are fun
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Schlop
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hahaha I decided to get some fucking shut eye at 5:30am today, scrolling NS. the most recent post is NSG was like 42 minutes prior which is a long fucking time for the top thread
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Waldo-
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