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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
lame...umm jumbo shrimp

any others...i need em for english
Apr 15 2004 8:49PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
civil war
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 15 2004 8:50PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
c'mon guys...i need like 10 and i have 2
Apr 15 2004 8:50PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
steezy skiboarder
Apr 15 2004 8:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
a smart you, jesus christ, assclown, think them up on your own
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 15 2004 8:53PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
who said i was smart? haha sike
Apr 15 2004 8:54PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
rap music





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 15 2004 8:57PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
oxymorons.com, that might work
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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
Apr 15 2004 8:59PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
or google it
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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
Apr 15 2004 8:59PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
^^^ rap music, thats hilarious
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Apr 15 2004 9:01PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
fight for peace


Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 15 2004 9:03PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
government intelligence
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Apr 15 2004 9:04PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
smart is my last name, and I'm not





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 15 2004 9:05PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
pretty ugly



'GhostDragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

- Michael Jackson loves me.
Apr 15 2004 9:06PM
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nickers22
Posts: 204 - Karma: 10
i hope the pretty ugly thing wasnt serious
Apr 15 2004 9:16PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
why, it works?
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Apr 15 2004 9:17PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
a book on how to read








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do not speak unless you can improve the silence
Apr 15 2004 9:24PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
student rights




there is much more to life than flourescent lights...
Apr 15 2004 9:27PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
^reading for dummies? i read it once, didnt make much sense....hmmm
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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
Apr 15 2004 9:27PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
ahahaha rap music, thats golden. sweet and sour sauce?
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 15 2004 9:49PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Girl sports and military intelligence.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Apr 15 2004 9:51PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
hot mexican
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 15 2004 9:51PM
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CallMeAl
Posts: 609 - Karma: 89
holy hell
Apr 15 2004 9:59PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Head butt
Dodge Ram
Living Dead
Alone Together

And the best one of all...

Microsoft Works.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 15 2004 11:50PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
American intelligence
Apr 16 2004 12:00AM
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J.D.
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See you people don't understand. You have to use common expressions for them to be any good. Noone ever says 'American intelligence' for some reason, so it's not a good oxymoron. You need two words that are commonly used together.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 16 2004 12:03AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
rad snowboarder

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER!
Apr 16 2004 2:13AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
smart bombs

Yeah, they're real smart...as proven in gulf wars 1-2




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 16 2004 2:17AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
microsoft works


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 16 2004 8:17AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
The book on how to read isn't an oxymoron, it's ironic. Damn people, get it straight.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 16 2004 12:57PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
good grief
Apr 16 2004 1:34PM
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dhenemy
Posts: 254 - Karma: 40
microsoft works
Apr 16 2004 1:43PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
^ alright now thats the 3rd time that ones been mentioned, you lose.







Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 16 2004 1:46PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
thanks dudes. i accually completed my english hw. for once :-P
Apr 16 2004 2:18PM
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seventhdayslumber
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
good job

FUCK ALL OF THE ESE's
Apr 16 2004 2:20PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^that could be one


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 16 2004 2:58PM
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PuBLiC_EnEmY1080
Posts: 1490 - Karma: 10
oh ok i know ur done but i love this one...
canadian army
im sorry i love canada but sum1 once told me that the toronto police force is larger than the canadian army..and he was a canadian. i not bashing canada but i think thats a funny 1. when the embassy was in danger in lyberia the canadians and americans sent in 'small defense forces' the americans sent in like 50 people and the canadians sent in 3...



'Do I look like a fucking people person?'
'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'
'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

Apr 16 2004 5:17PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
black people




-Pat
Apr 16 2004 5:19PM
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PuBLiC_EnEmY1080
Posts: 1490 - Karma: 10
hmmmm that was kinda harsh dontcha think?

'Do I look like a fucking people person?'
'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'
'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

Apr 16 2004 5:21PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
biggie smalls


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Apr 16 2004 5:24PM
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IrishDrink87
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PJO, that was awesome, im not racist, but still, awesome
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 16 2004 6:04PM
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MTRipper
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'Ok, ill say it since no one else has the balls...... I steal virginities.-Melvs

Fuck Snowboarders
Apr 16 2004 6:26PM
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lightingfarts
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etheopian feast
Apr 17 2004 11:09AM
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shasta
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obnoxious american :)

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):
baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
Apr 17 2004 11:22AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
military intelligence
|D|U|N|C|A|N|
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Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Apr 17 2004 4:35PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
u.s. department of justice
|D|U|N|C|A|N|
Junction 133
Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Apr 17 2004 4:36PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
cool skier


****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 17 2004 4:44PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
government efficiancy
Apr 17 2004 11:31PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
short pants
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 18 2004 5:00PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
cool toacos, that works right?






'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
Apr 18 2004 5:06PM
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Bundo
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stephen hawkings



ALASKA PRIDE
Apr 18 2004 5:08PM
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