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Who want's him next?

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triebby
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If you want Jessepi shipped your way, post in here. Obviously the person who has him will get to pick who to send him to, but this will provide a list of members who are interested. Also, feel free to elaborate on why you would like a visit from Jessepi and what kind of adventures you can show him.

First one on the list, me! I'm going to be working at Ohio Dreams all summer hitting water ramps and coaching kids and I would be happy to show him around camp, let him scare small children while going for a swim in the pool, and maybe even teach him some tricks on the water ramps.
Apr 19 2010 11:24PM
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.jesus.
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i would enjoy having jessipi for a few days to take him biking and boating in beauutiful sandpoint idaho
Apr 19 2010 11:26PM
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ike.
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haha sounds dope!!
Apr 19 2010 11:26PM
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Zump.
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i'll take second. PM me for my address. i'll take him in the fall and hike with him in the beautiful adirondacks of CNY.

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Apr 19 2010 11:27PM
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skichicky3
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I want to take him surfing in Maine!
Apr 19 2010 11:28PM
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.jesus.
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chea it'll be epic
Apr 19 2010 11:32PM
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ECB
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I'll get him laid, by a female /future claim
Apr 19 2010 11:36PM
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Zump.
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there better not be any sick fucks jerkin off on this thing and sending it to anyone...unless its OhMyBosh
Apr 19 2010 11:39PM
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triebby
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Why would you even think of something like that? And I think if anyone tried it, Jessepi would probably just bite their dick off. I mean he is a shark and sharks don't take shit. Especially from sick fucks who would skeet on an animal.
Apr 19 2010 11:49PM
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amo
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I'll take him next. We can get high together and go long boarding. I'll take pics /future claim
Apr 20 2010 9:15AM
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Balto
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send him to me sense its my bday!
Apr 20 2010 11:06AM
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RJD2
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i'll take him to the shoe
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Apr 20 2010 2:48PM
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Legion
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hahaha i can take him to the summit of mt. rainier this summer
Apr 20 2010 10:21PM
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ike.
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he is gonna go places.
Apr 20 2010 10:34PM
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jamodeo
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i will give him real maple syrup in VT
Apr 21 2010 1:59PM
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Zump.
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you never know. this is newschoolers
Apr 21 2010 4:30PM
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T-Holt
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I would love to have him for a little while I'm a counselor at camp. That would be dandy.
Apr 21 2010 9:02PM
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SteezyOhio
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i would like to show jessepi history. I would like to enrich his deeper knowledge of the state of ohio and to open his mind to what ohio has to offer. I will start with a formal tour of Kent State University as i live near there, and there are memorials for the Kent State shootings. Then i will take him to Akron, where he will see impoverished black fellows and be able to receive help at a free clinic had he need any. I will conclude this by taking him to seaworld where he will feel at home and where he will venture into the seal exhibit.
Apr 21 2010 11:29PM
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dubaiski
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i would love to have him next, i could take him up the world tallest tower, go to the desert, surf and ski all in the same day.
Apr 22 2010 6:28AM
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deleted5
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i could take him and do work
Apr 22 2010 5:48PM
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wameron
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send him to me, ill introduce him to obama
Apr 22 2010 9:29PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i dearly want this shark. i have a huge inflatable whale he can chill with.
Apr 26 2010 12:23AM
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jmason
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I'll be working all summer at both a National Park and at a wood shop (building jibs). Jessepi will come with me to work at the park. He will sit shotgun in my park vehicle (truck, gator, tractor, etc), and address all issues with me. Whether it requires him to help me fix a camper's broken vehicle, or whether he needs to address an enforcement issue with me involving any disorderly campers, his presence in the park will be known. As for the wood shop, he will advise me on all the gnarliest possible set-ups and creations, and he will be guinea pig for all my finished products.

Please send Jessepi my way when one next gets a chance, as I'm sure he'll have quite the stories to tell afterwards!
Apr 26 2010 1:17PM
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Bar_Down
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i think he should be sent to Smail so he can take a picture of him beside his roommate's fleshlight/flower vase
Apr 26 2010 5:14PM
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hue.
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ill take him to closing day at whis if someone sends him to me
Apr 26 2010 8:56PM
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Randy_Quench
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il def take him cliff jumping in vermont this summer and rye airfield for a sick sesh.
May 3 2010 5:29PM
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yourthemannowdog
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i am going to Ireland at some point this summer, and my brother is going to Caribbean if anyone wants to see pics of him swimming with real sharks. I would happily show him around Lower hudson valley new york. It's pretty place and i PROMISE pics
May 3 2010 7:01PM
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Zump.
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i went to ireland last summer, it was beautiful. you're really going to enjoy it
May 3 2010 8:00PM
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yourthemannowdog
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i go every year, family. My cousin is one of the best GAA football players in ireland.
May 3 2010 9:47PM
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inthewoods
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ok..I would gladly have him here in Chile. I will teach him some spanish and of course ski with him, also how to bribe people and shoot birds. He would have lots of stories to talk about later.

BUT, if anyone is going to the world cup, he/she should definitely take him.

May 8 2010 8:14PM
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ECB
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I almost went, but since I was going to study abroad, the course fell through, and the only course left was zulu language.......

That would be ideal for him
May 11 2010 12:34AM
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inthewoods
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daamnfokityfguckfok. anyone?

jessepi needs to go to the world cup.
May 11 2010 3:46PM
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ECB
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If Scotland made it, my roommate was going......It sucks that they suck haha
May 11 2010 3:48PM
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charmander
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if he come my way in washington, we'll shoot stuff, go 4 wheelin and do some running
May 22 2010 5:44PM
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yourthemannowdog
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what do you run?
May 22 2010 7:11PM
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charmander
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cross country...

May 22 2010 7:13PM
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yourthemannowdog
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I am just intrested because i am starting my training now for a half marathon next october. Any tips for a newbie? If i run this race i qualify for the NYC marathon, that is on my bucket list so i am crossing it off while i am young and able
May 22 2010 7:19PM
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charmander
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oh, i dunno, start slow i guess, what our schedule is for training:

monday: hard hard hard... track workout, lactate threshhold etc.
tuesday: long, 10-12 miles
wednesday: easy 3-4 miles
thursday: kinda long ~8 miles
friday: easy 30 minutes
saturday: same workout as thursday
sunday: rest, if you're sore run for 20 minutes or so

obviously a couple weeks of running to get in shape would predate this, and monday willbe 5-6 miles for about a month, month and a half during conditioning.
May 22 2010 9:19PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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give him to me...let me show him New Zealand, i bet he would love it down here
May 23 2010 12:28AM
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yourthemannowdog
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yeah im just starting conditioning now. I am running hills. I ran 2.5 miles of hills in 17 minutes. I want to bring that under 15 by friday. I have just been pushing myself as hard as possible and do my long runs on sundays. Today i ran 5 miles.

This is my first week running distance and this is all independent
May 23 2010 3:30PM
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steezyjibber
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I will make a high dive/cliff jumping edit with him
May 25 2010 12:15AM
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Ducky.
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I'll do something awesome with him
Jul 28 2010 4:11PM
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Zump.
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Bump, is this still going on?
Aug 25 2010 4:32PM
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whoa-dere
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where is he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
Dec 28 2011 8:27PM
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