From my other thread when I interviewed Bieber last Saturday at the Juno Awards...(those asians were there too performing this exact shit)
He was doing an autograph signing at the mall and before he went into the lions den of screaming pre-pubescent fans, he made his way through the "not so lions den" of un-inspired reporters wondering what we did to our news director to warrant wasting a perfectly good Saturday afternoon waiting for a 16 year old "singer" who's balls haven't dropped and will make more money in 15 minutes then all of us collectively in a lifetime.
He came along to each reporter in the row, with his bodyguard(s) on either side....big black scary dudes.
I digress. When it came time for me to ask him about Stratford Ontario, his big break, his fan-base, his upcoming performance and if he's lost his virginity yet- I completely got sidetracked by his hair. I kinda knew it would happen. This whimsical wispy frock that mysteriously yet meticulously bounces back into place as though he was in a light sou'wester breeze and smells like vanilla sticks and cherry coke.
Then I asked him about Drake, his tour and if he ever gets used to the shitstorm around him everywhere he goes.
He answered quickly, then was shuffled on to the next guy, and I immediately decided he was a shit because anyone who has hair like that, is 3 feet tall, weighs 36 pounds and wears skinny jeans and is the biggest thing around...... is most definitely a shit.
