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Moustache March Winners!

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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
We gave you all a challenge, 1 Month to grow the most dirty and awesome facial hair you could. What we received were 25 entries of everything from Peach Fuzz to Bushy Caterpillars to Dirty Mexican and even a few French Twists. Voting was opened and the NS community had 1 week to choose your favourite.

Coming out on top is kthnxbai. with a true dirty stache
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With special mention, and in a very close second our own NS Sales Manager Arron with this this masterpiece of facial grooming
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To everyone else, be proud of your fuzzy upper lip and get out there and offer some mustache rides!!
15 years ago
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahaha congrats!
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I'd swear the winner had some mascara in there if he didn't have the eyebrows to match. Still think that second place lip squirrel should have took it, but this is a voting contest and the first one is stylish as hell.
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,814
No 3rd place for the ginger? lol

Haha, fun contest! Winner's stache is awesome.
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
hah! thanks everyone!  im gonna have to keep this thing for a little while longer now.

i didn't think i had a chance against Arron that thing is a beast!
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Seriously, does he put that thing in it's own cage to sleep at night or what?
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lowedaddy
Posts: 6 - Karma: 12
i'll be back next year -- in it to win it. congrats to #1 though. that thing is nice and tight.
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
i will destroy all with my blonde-stache next year...you just wait
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Sklar
Posts: 8865 - Karma: 31,618
new red name?
and nice job men
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
give me a couple years. then i will take you all down.
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I definitely think it was the hair that gave him the win. the combination of the two is unbeatable.
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,501
thats dirty as hell haha
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ilovefattys6
Posts: 28 - Karma: 14
YESSSSSSSSSS MATT!!!!!!!
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22738 - Karma: 77,013
Both were damn good moustaches in their own categories. Touch to pick a winner here, but alas I'd say it was definitely deserved.

Aaron was badass too, and I'm excited to see what we can get going for next year. :)

Lots of good candidates this year. Well played everyone!

Might be a sign of NS growing up with Moustache March getting to be a heated competition. :)


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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
Victor should have won.
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 26,428
i like the sound of this

congrats to the winner, that stache is a beast
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
lol
moustache rides
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
LMFAO....HAHAHAHAHAHA
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
The second stache was way more awesome but the dirty hair+ dirty stache combination was definitly the illest.
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
in it to win it!!! Go 1st post!
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
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fuck you guys this is the real winner!!!
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
right
until you google search it and see it hundreds of times
still a winner, but NSer, unlikely
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
HAHA

i should of kept mine but unfortunately the mustache rides were not much of a hit with the ladies.. i was probably doing something wrong, but i had to get rid of it. shaved it right when it was starting to get noticed and complemented on too..... will just be making up for it next year
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.Tess
Posts: 6 - Karma: 9
Hawt!!
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,562
The winner definetly had a grimey one going with the hair too. Well played everyone
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Damn, kthxbai did it up real legit. That is the most mexied out mexi stache that I've ever seen on someone who is not a mexi.
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es94
Posts: 291 - Karma: 67
ahaha that was awesome
15 years ago
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
got some puerto rican in me
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
HEY MR.BISHOP......


you have a shitload of karma
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hahah that thing is ridiculous
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
kthxbai looks straight greasy. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
It's definitely an impressive stache, but if I had kids I'm not sure I'd let him near them...
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
halo world
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
First post!
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,369
aweee yeeeah
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