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You know you're an NSer when...

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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
You know you're an NSer when...

-Your homework takes five times as long because you're constantly checking your threads.
-You kind of really hate 4chan.
-You have very strong feelings about Tom Wallisch, either positive or negative.
-You wait anxiously at your computer for Chug Life to drop.
-The words "You have not participated in any active threads" fill you both with despair and indignation.
-You hate NSG in the summer...but you secretly love NSG in the summer.
-Whenever you see a new reincarnation of Daringharry in a new username, you roll your eyes and groan.
-You love ON3P. As you should.
-You are a little pissed at Rowen for moving the "If you laugh, you lose" thread into the contributor's forum; unless you're a contributor, in which case you laugh at all the non-contributors.
-You worship Rowen.
-You know the world won't end in 2012...it will end when Jib-Life drops.
-you immediately click on any thread starting with the word "Guize" because, good or bad, you know it's going to be epic.
-You've tried to go to one of your created threads, only to find that it has been deleted, causing you to either burst out of your seat in fury or chuckle because you knew it was coming.
-You know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.
-You never wear anything smaller than 2XLT on the hill; or, if you do, you have spent hours scratching your head at all the NSers who don't.
-If asked the question: "Would you kill a man for a Jiberish hoodie?" you would give it serious contemplation.
-You've reposted and felt like a tool.
-You've failed to searchbar and felt like a tool.
-You commonly compare Bobby Brown to Mother Teresa.
-Gaper Day is your favorite holiday.

Post more if you've got 'em!
Apr 3 2010 4:40PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
this thread is going places.

you have an opinion on Ohmybosh and his jokes negative or positive
understand the average age of newschoolers on NSG is roughly 14
You have consulted Dr.Ns at least once during your NS career
You have either asked for help or helped in a NSG homework thread
You have called out someone on reposts just for the sake of it
Apr 3 2010 4:45PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
It seems the "you know you're an NSer when..." is really similar to "you know you're a pro loving, jiberish whoring, skinny kid tall tee wearing 15 year old when..."
Apr 3 2010 4:47PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

how do you feel?

-you get serious satifaction from telling others they have reposted, but really hope they don't lower your karma

Apr 3 2010 4:48PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
that you can buy a inflatable 48 inch penis in the ns store..
Apr 3 2010 4:49PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
hahah this
Apr 3 2010 4:49PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
hey man whats your beef with skinny kids?
Apr 3 2010 4:50PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256

You have verbally attacked someone to get off Tom Wallisch's jock.

Everytime you see an NS sticker on someone's helmet you get excited.

Apr 3 2010 4:51PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
You tell people acting dumb that eheath hates them.
Apr 3 2010 4:51PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
you ski
Apr 3 2010 4:56PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
when you claim that karma means nothing, but secretly cringe when you notice it drop
Apr 3 2010 5:02PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
you use the searchbar

i just eliminated 90% of ns from calling themselves 'nserz'
Apr 3 2010 5:03PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
First page.

and i love the..you have feelings for tom wallisch..good or bad hahaha
Apr 3 2010 5:06PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
o

you know you are a NSer when...you are slow to answer your girlfriend on the phone because your thread just got 6 more responses
Apr 3 2010 5:09PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
agreed.
Apr 3 2010 5:10PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
You try really hard to not be in the way of eheath's mean-spirited remarks, but he always gets you sooner or later.
Apr 3 2010 5:13PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yeah really.

you know you're too old for ns when:

you don't understand half the threads
you laugh when you see kids on the dick of pros who you dont even know the name of.
you laugh when people get stoked for things like chuglife.
you laugh at kids who spend like 80 dollars on sweaters from jibberish and voluerz. or kids in retardedly oversized clothing.
you laugh at kids who are buying stuff like on3p and first drop even though they just came out and nobody actually knows if they are quality or not.
you are jelous of all the kids that get new gear every year from the parent-sponsorship.

ah well, i'll get chirped to shit on this, but i cannot leave.
Apr 3 2010 5:15PM
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koffee412
Posts: 296 - Karma: 9
well thats kind of funny, cuz i hate a lot of pros i dont where jiberish cuz its too much money, im kinda fat, i dont where tall tees . SO GET SOME!!!!
Apr 3 2010 5:15PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
you have posted atleast 5 times in the rate my icon thread just to get more opinions
Apr 3 2010 5:15PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
you have written sorry for the dub post even though you knew it was necessary to post again

sorry for the dub post
Apr 3 2010 5:16PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
repost

who has negative feelings for tom wallisch?
Apr 3 2010 5:18PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
-You post shitty "you know you're an NSer when..." threads.
Apr 3 2010 5:20PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
after reading that you sound like the biggest faggot
Apr 3 2010 5:36PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Who, me?
Apr 3 2010 5:40PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457

Oooooooooooo you called the OP a faggot. He might have to leave NS forever cause of that one.

Apr 3 2010 5:44PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
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Apr 3 2010 5:45PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
-When the highlight of your year is getting first on an article on the home page
Apr 3 2010 5:54PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
hell yea. i got that once!
Apr 3 2010 5:58PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
so true for so many people.
Apr 3 2010 6:24PM
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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
you know you're an NSer when you hear the words "full tilt" on a commercial and immediately think of posting it to this thread.
Apr 4 2010 1:25AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the parent sponsorship considering I've purchased every skiing related item I own aside from my bindings
Apr 4 2010 1:32AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
haha yup
Apr 4 2010 2:02AM
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fourtwozero
Posts: 184 - Karma: 9
when the thought of hot bitches in nothing but tall tees gives you a massive hard-on
Apr 4 2010 2:12AM
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Swampy
Posts: 546 - Karma: 53
when your gay.
Apr 4 2010 2:58AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
+k for you sire for making me luagh
Apr 4 2010 3:02AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
You know you're on NS when 97% of the members still use the wrong form of your, you're, their, they're, there, it's, and its.



Apr 4 2010 3:24AM
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Swampy
Posts: 546 - Karma: 53
Most people know theyre using it wrong they just don't really care
Apr 4 2010 5:00AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hes jealous
Apr 4 2010 9:52AM
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ComeDumpster
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
when you make fun of evan heath for being fat.
Apr 4 2010 9:53AM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
my threads. i like where this is going
Apr 4 2010 9:58AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Hahaha this made me laugh
Apr 4 2010 10:27AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
defphunatelee this.
Apr 4 2010 1:54PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
that's groin grabbingly good
Apr 4 2010 2:01PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
- you get to an age when half the shit on NS stops being funny and is just annoying.
Apr 4 2010 2:07PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
When you feel like you have been here long enough to use phrases like that when you really haven't.
Apr 4 2010 2:18PM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
ahahahahaha
Apr 4 2010 2:45PM
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CANNON^
Posts: 1609 - Karma: 23

when "cool story hansel" has become part of your everyday vocabulary

Apr 4 2010 2:55PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
i loved the daringharry comment, so true
Apr 4 2010 3:04PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
When you over hear "pee in her butt"
Apr 4 2010 3:21PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
When your automatic solution for every girl-related problem is to pee in her butt.
Apr 4 2010 3:26PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
so unbelievably true
Apr 4 2010 3:33PM
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