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Dick In A Box FO REAL

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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
Its my girlfriend's surprise birthday party tonight so i got her two presents:

1) a kinks CD covered in the British Flag (shes english)
2) My dick. In a box

im sure this has been done a million times so if anyone has stories post em up.
ill post some pics after it goes down and dont worry mods my penis will not be present in the pictures.
So newschoolers wish me and my dick some luck.
Mar 26 2010 4:34PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
awww shit. PAGE!!
Mar 28 2010 6:00PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
how'd you get beer?? or is it just root beer?
Mar 28 2010 6:03PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
how old are you?
Mar 28 2010 6:14PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Fail.
Mar 28 2010 6:20PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww
Mar 28 2010 6:23PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
Do you know how to read?
Mar 28 2010 6:44PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
obviously not
Mar 28 2010 6:46PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
ha me too as well
Mar 28 2010 8:11PM
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wazawski
Posts: 756 - Karma: 159
why do i get the feeling you don't actually have a girlfriend?
Mar 28 2010 10:14PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
well played, sir
Mar 28 2010 10:59PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
are you guys seriously hating?
the box is small? really?
first of all, not that small of a box
and secondly your making fun of how old he is?
this kid should be making fun of you guys cause he was ballsy enough to give his british gf a dick in a box when he was 15, while you guys talk meaningless shit gently stroking your lonely peters


is he supplied pics, he delivered.
its legit proof
you should be praising thiskid
Mar 29 2010 2:28AM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
uh


yeah
Mar 29 2010 3:30PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
oooooh so hes 15. got it
Mar 29 2010 7:43PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
I still give him props
Mar 29 2010 10:10PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
your karma is 1260


thats pro as fuck.
Mar 29 2010 10:16PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
you old enough to be having sex?
Mar 29 2010 10:22PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
hahaha holy shit, it's a real life mc lovin

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Mar 29 2010 10:54PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
hhahahaha. my boyfriend did that for my birthday.
Mar 29 2010 10:58PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
hahaha looking back at it you're right. k+ haha
Mar 29 2010 11:00PM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
i was there i can attest to that he actually did it and it worked
he is my buddy and this is sooo funny
hes 16 by the way
Mar 29 2010 11:22PM
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with_stupid
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
peter this is why u dont post shit like this on newschoolers.

you get a bunch of 14 year olds call you out for being a youngin (those BADASSES!!!! i wouldnt wanna fuck with them...) and a bunch of generally douche bag comments.

i have mad respect for it still, mostly because i saw u walking in withh a box with a hole in it
Mar 29 2010 11:31PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
Ahaha i could not give less of a fuck
Mar 29 2010 11:40PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Props to you. but u should have used a bigger box
Mar 29 2010 11:49PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
Ahh McLovin.


Totally would not have thought it was so funny if I were at the party though haha.

Cool idea though.
Mar 29 2010 11:51PM
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