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fredmross
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
http://www.miniclip.com/games/big-snow-tricks/en/

sick'ed
Mar 23 2010 4:57PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i would rather pee in my own eyes
Mar 23 2010 4:58PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i would rather drag my balls through broken glass
Mar 23 2010 4:59PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
i would rather get head from a goat
Mar 23 2010 5:00PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

i would rather put sand down the slit of my dick

Mar 23 2010 5:01PM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
i would rather not
Mar 23 2010 5:01PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i would rather titty-fuck hillary clinton
Mar 23 2010 5:03PM
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eheath.
Posts: 98 - Karma: 13
i would rather drown myself in a tub of shaving cream and wasps
Mar 23 2010 5:05PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

i would rather have bill clinton shove a cigar up my ass

Mar 23 2010 5:08PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,677
Id rather eat Tammy Wallnuts
Mar 23 2010 5:08PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
i would rather cover my body with gasoline and grab a bare power line
Mar 23 2010 5:09PM
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JibbinTheEAST
Posts: 122 - Karma: 14
I would rather lick a cactus. with my penis
Mar 23 2010 5:10PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
i would rather have a sandwich.
Mar 23 2010 5:11PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i would rather drown in a firey sea of reposts
Mar 23 2010 5:13PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i would rather be joe shuster and diee because i ruptured my spinal cord heavyheadding too damn hard
Mar 23 2010 5:14PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19
I would rather be eaten by by cannibals
Mar 23 2010 5:17PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
this is probably one of the biggest reposts on this website
Mar 23 2010 5:21PM
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JibbinTheEAST
Posts: 122 - Karma: 14
yes!
Mar 23 2010 5:23PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
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Mar 23 2010 5:25PM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
id rather be stabbed with rusty forks
Mar 23 2010 5:27PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
i would rather jerk off with sand paper
Mar 23 2010 5:28PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 3,134

i would rather kill a baby in front of a womens rights/maternity league.

Mar 23 2010 5:32PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
I would rather be Simon Dumont and be sent home because Im not tall enough to ride the roller coaster
Mar 23 2010 5:34PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
i would rather vote for the healthcare bill


































discuss.
Mar 23 2010 5:35PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
I would rather kill pikachu by smashing his head with a pokeball
Mar 23 2010 5:37PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
I would rather rape a cow
Mar 23 2010 5:38PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

I would rather let jon brogan know hes white

Mar 23 2010 5:39PM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
About time someone did
Mar 23 2010 5:48PM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
i would rather beat 100 baby seals to death with a bat
Mar 23 2010 6:30PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i would ratherhave my testes smashed by a wrecking ball
Mar 23 2010 6:33PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I would rather shove a clothes hanger up my nose and stab my brain
Mar 23 2010 6:33PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
i would rather get dragged by a car....naked
Mar 23 2010 6:34PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
through glass
Mar 23 2010 6:56PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
with AIDS
Mar 23 2010 6:58PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
i would rather teabag an alligator
Mar 23 2010 6:58PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
on fire
Mar 23 2010 6:58PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
i would rather drop the soap...
Mar 23 2010 7:00PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
I would rather play gnarshmallow
Mar 23 2010 7:22PM
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i.ski.NC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 18
i would rather snowboard
Mar 23 2010 7:59PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i would rather snowblade
Mar 23 2010 8:00PM
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i.ski.NC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 18
this
Mar 23 2010 8:44PM
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crankdatsoljaboy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 1,568
you have cool hobbies
Mar 23 2010 8:46PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
god all of these are fucked, but i wont break the combo
id rather play skate 1, when i have skate 2 and 3 sitting next to my xbox...
Mar 23 2010 8:49PM
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stanny
Posts: 144 - Karma: 44
i would rather dip my balls into a bucket if ice water
Mar 23 2010 8:54PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
i would rather have a shark eat me while jacking off with gasoline and a lit match
Mar 23 2010 9:10PM
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asfffffffffdd
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 1,103
I would rather talk shit about California to Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mar 23 2010 9:16PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
i would rather have sex with a broken glass bottle
Mar 23 2010 9:35PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810

i would rather jump into a ball pit of testacles.

Mar 23 2010 10:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
I would rather slowly slice the tip of my dick with a sharp razorblade
Mar 23 2010 10:49PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
i would rather rip my dick off and throw it in a nearby river.
Mar 23 2010 10:51PM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
i would rather hand grind my dick through a meat grinder...
Mar 23 2010 10:55PM
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