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Your typical NS'er

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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
Simple thread/question i pose to you....


what is your stereotypical NS'er? As in, what do you think the majority of this site is like?


I personally imagine either a 12 year old wearing tall ts and baggy shit, with all new equipment....who sucks at skiing.

or

Some fairly young kid who has sick outerwear, maybe not all completely new gear, and is sick at skiing.

So that NS, is what i think of you all.

How about you?
Mar 22 2010 10:30PM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
That^
Mar 23 2010 1:25AM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
you forgot to mention how much weed you smoke cus you're so super awesome!
Mar 23 2010 1:38AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
This.

Though it's pretty weird how everyone percieves other users on here, there is a lot of hate towards all the kids who just ride park, but all the nsers I have ever met have been over 20, ski a lot of pow and aren't your stereotypical park rats at all, maybe that is because I don't ski in the States anymore though?
Mar 23 2010 4:58AM
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JustDidIt
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Mar 23 2010 9:24AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
This is me, but two years younger.
Mar 23 2010 9:33AM
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Austeeze
Posts: 807 - Karma: 18
This is also me, however there are a whole generation of groms who rip it, and of course with technology these days being so accessable and younger ages becoming tech savy of course NS is gonna be an attraction for them being passionate freeskiers like all of us.
Mar 23 2010 10:12AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 265
majority are between 13 and 27.  most are decent at skiing, and most havent realized they are white yet
Mar 23 2010 10:22AM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
kids that love the sport, but a bit to judgemental...
Mar 23 2010 10:29AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
i think you hit it straight on the nose there sir, but out here in CO all the kids i see at stone or breck with NS stickers on there helmets shred pretty hard.
Mar 23 2010 10:46AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
14-18 Tall Tees
Newest ski shit
Saga/First Drop/ Lethal Descent
Full Tilts

pretzels
kfeds
afterbang.
Mar 23 2010 3:10PM
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frampton
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bunch of homos
Mar 23 2010 3:14PM
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EC-Skier
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i think pokemon

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Mar 23 2010 3:25PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Skier, average age around 18 or 19.
Mar 23 2010 3:54PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34

it is not just you. im sure most will agree with this.

Mar 23 2010 4:20PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
this and or they suck dick at skiing.
Mar 23 2010 7:46PM
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Dr._Steezetastic
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
whoever talks shit about park needs to shut the hell up cuz its tight. i do love pow as much as anyone who's ever skied it but park is dope as hell so fuck you if u dont like it
Mar 23 2010 8:01PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
easy there. I don't think anyone is talking shit about park. Pretty sure we all enjoying skiing park, even if its just a few hits here and there...
Mar 23 2010 8:14PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
either really ugly or really hot
Mar 23 2010 8:22PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
and the word afterbang
Mar 23 2010 8:26PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
just a bunch of people who love to ski...
Mar 23 2010 8:30PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
Park is stupid and gay, and you're gay.   Anyways... yeah, gay, i mean, stop doing your tight park skiing bitches.
Mar 23 2010 8:52PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
there's a difference between simply skiing park and clearing off boxes on a pow day so you can hit them (saw kids in whistler doing that)

the only skiers that i have a REAL problem with are kids who spend all day every day in the park until they reach the point where they can sort of throw down in the park but they never bothered to learn how to ski so they flail around with their feet together as they try to ski a groomer
Mar 23 2010 10:46PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13

I don't get where most of this "obsessed with afterbang" comes from.  Every thread made about afterbang is by some noob or some fucktard.  And "wants to suck tod walnuts" dick shit is the same way.  Sure 90% of people on here probably rank him as one of their fav skiiers, but how could you not?  The people that generally ask "waat is tom walish jacket?" are noobs, and a typical NSer is definitely not a noob.  ./nonsene rant

A typical NSer in my opinion is someone out to ski and have fun beyond shredding your groomer/mogul runs.  Someone who tries to have as much fun no matter where they are on mountains doing stupid shit off side hits and being creative as possible.  Can mostly be found lapping the park, but ski what they are given depending on the conditions.  If the park is closed still manage to have fun exploring the mountain and shredding with friends.

Basically any freestyle skiier who loves the sport

Mar 23 2010 10:57PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
i think winner

Mar 24 2010 2:42AM
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Big_Spence
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a 14-34 year old male that exaggerates everything. this applies to:

-skiing
-drugs
-getting laid
-amount of food he's eaten
-his electronics
-drugs
-other sports
-his political knowledge
-drugs
-size of his tshirts
-drugs
Mar 24 2010 2:58AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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I see what you did there.
Mar 24 2010 2:59AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
Damn it sounds like i need to get some camo...
Mar 24 2010 3:10AM
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Fischer-Addicted
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yeah mang, who cares mang, mang you make a good point mang.    mang
Mar 24 2010 7:07AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Had me laughing mid class, everyone's looking at me like I'm crazy.
Mar 24 2010 8:15AM
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Solipsism
Posts: 67 - Karma: 15
how long is a peice of string?
Mar 24 2010 8:18AM
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backbarvey
Posts: 158 - Karma: 59
American/Canadian. seriously, im pretty sure im part of the dying breed of brits on this site
Mar 24 2010 8:41AM
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scitti73
Posts: 423 - Karma: -3
got em.
Mar 24 2010 12:03PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
hey that's me!
Mar 24 2010 12:10PM
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AlexF
Posts: 271 - Karma: 206
Don't count on it!

Anyway haven't you heard? There's a UK team going to JOSS, and we're going to win! Just like we always win the World Cup...oh wait.. we never win...sometimes we don't even qualify too....bollocks.
Mar 24 2010 2:13PM
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quixotic
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Yes.
Mar 24 2010 2:30PM
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quixotic
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And once more for emphasis.
Mar 24 2010 2:31PM
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