chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo i be lookin fo
some white bitches
Stranger: i am a
You: 18 dude compton chyeaaa!
haha you got dat fly ass pink pusys?
Stranger: dont talk
like that and i will answer that question
Pardon me young lady, but are your labia fairly pink in color? In
addition, I would like to inquire as to whether or not it is
Stranger: yes it is pink and yes it is tight
What particular shade would you describe it as?
a rosy pink shade
You: Mmm that does quite please me.
And how tight? How many frog chodes across?
can you rephrase that please so i can understand ;)
If one were to take a frog afflicted by dwarfism and measure the width
of said frog's penis, and divide the width of your orifice by the
aforementioned width, what would the outcome be?
You: Frogs are amphibians in the order Anura
(meaning "tail-less", from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly
referred to as Salientia (Latin salere (salio), "to jump"). Most frogs
are characterized by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits
(fingers or toes), protruding eyes and the absence of a tail.
then their penises are very tiny and contained within their body ---
making dwarf penises very tiny
Stranger: so i do not
know what the outcome would be
You: Dwarfs of all species
have chodes - penises that are wider around than they are long.
Everybody knows that
You: So it would be wider
across than an average frog penis
Stranger: all i know
is that i am tight enough to make me moan when i am entered
Mmmm, well then I put on my robe and wizard hat......
.....and continue talking like nothing just happened.
You realize that unbeknownst to you, I have entered, and you failed to
You: My penis is very small, you see.
I begin to cry because I had gotten excited about making you moan.
Stranger: i still do because you are entering
You: I get enraged because you are faking,
just like every other woman in my life, pull out, and storm out of the
You: However, I'm back 2 minutes later.
and i am pleasuring myself because i am saddened that you have left me
after you had begun
You: It seems I misplaced my batman mask.
Stranger: ? no i have
not ... where do you think it is
Do you think you could be laying on it?
Stranger: i dont
know .... hold on while i get on all fours
You: I slide under to get it, and you fall on
top of me, forcing me into you once again.
Oh! i am sorry! i just couldnt contain myself with you so close
Its quite understandable. Probably a byproduct of the robe and wizard
hat. It makes MAGIC, if you will.
You: I roll you over to
sit on me cowgirl style.
Stranger: thats the
way i like it the best, i get to feel all of you, controlling you
you get to watch as i take off my bra letting my breasts bounce freely
Mmm yeah, you really know how to work it.
You: YOU BROKE THE
Stranger: where was the mask?? :O
Stranger: but you
were under me!
You: That doesn't matter, and you know why?
You: Because I am the GOD DAMN BATMAN!
but wait i thought you were a wizard
You: Are you questioning
Stranger: no no i am just confused
Well then it looks like my spell worked!
bet you even think we had sex!
Stranger: wow really
we didnt?? oh i am so confused! please help me
Stranger: you arent
Search within yourself.
Stranger: nope im
for you? or for an understanding within side me
Ah! So I see you've discovered I've re-entered you!
for real this time? no wizard crap??
you inside me for real
You: Yes, can't you feel
my frog chode squirming around?
Stranger: yes i can,
barely but this time you are on top --- so i cant control the sensation
that i need the most from you
You: K, let's flip on
Are you gonna count with me or what?
ohhh thats so much better i can feel you so much better now
Does something feel weird?
Stranger: no, should
You: Do you have a pet snake?
You: Something is around
no silly i moved to tie you to the bed posts
You: Silly girl, you can't tie up a wizard!
I have escaped and am now entering you from the rear, forcefully.
I hurry up and finish, busting between your eyes.
am i on all fours now ... and how am i busting
What are you doing on all fours?
You: I already
Stranger: i mean before when you were treating
me from behind
You: I think you know why
apparently i dont
You: Well, I'll give you a hint: the mask
store closes in 5 minutes
Stranger: you have to
go buy a new one because i broke the other one
You: No, you have to buy me a new one. I have
to go save Gotham.