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Steezy Porn?

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omnomnom
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Aight, I was surfin the intrawebz the other day, and I thought to myself, "Hey! I wonder if there has ever been 'steezy porn'?" Well I Googled it and much to my dissapointment all i could find was a video of this dude fucking this chick at a ski resort. After viewing it for a few minutes, I realized that it was fucking dumb (the video that is). So I decided I would come on here (no pun intended) and see if anyone else had ever thought of this or considered it. I know that there are plenty of sluts on this site (male and female) who would love to just slide into homeplate doing it afterbang style. Or broken "grinding". So NS... What do you think?
Mar 9 2010 9:57PM
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WVskiing
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look up ski bunny on pornhub. chick is skiing comes inside strips and fucks
Jul 20 2010 4:13PM
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omnomnom
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im decently certain that i have seen that one before. see, im looking for something with a typical steezy beezy takin it from some short steezy guy, preferably with tall tees, goggles, and snow involved. it could also include ski boots and poles. if girls can wear high heals in porn, why not wear a pair of ski boots??
Jul 20 2010 4:56PM
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ImYoung
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Jul 20 2010 4:58PM
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Joshua.
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That's the last picture that belongs in the thread...
Jul 20 2010 7:13PM
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neutralzombie
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will you be catering since you run a steezy bakery?
Jul 21 2010 7:42AM
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omnomnom
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yes he shall. in fact, it's already occurred at his place.








this time, no jokes.
Jul 21 2010 5:38PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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daymn that is one very hairy arm...
Jul 21 2010 6:08PM
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neutralzombie
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was there a sausage platter?
Jul 21 2010 6:12PM
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bitchezluv=]
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after banging would take quite the litteral sense in steezy porn.
Jul 21 2010 6:17PM
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AB.Zee
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Since no one asked....


....pics or it didn't happen?
Jul 21 2010 7:12PM
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omnomnom
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nah. it involved a bunkbed, a nikon d5000, a skinny ginger dude, and his girlfriend. he was wearing a sagged beanie so therefore it was slightly steezed.
Jul 21 2010 7:16PM
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FerrisBueller
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tell us  who who who
Jul 21 2010 7:39PM
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jeR.
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hey when u get into a good flow fucking gets pretty steezy 
Jul 21 2010 10:01PM
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neutralzombie
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that sounds sketchyyy
Jul 21 2010 10:39PM
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omnomnom
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its not. at all. cause seeing your best friend nude and his girlfriend isnt traumatizing at alll.
Jul 21 2010 11:10PM
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sack
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I would definitely watch that, especially in a gondola
Jul 21 2010 11:45PM
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bitchezluv=]
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How about more than watch if you know what I mean:)




Hehe
Jul 21 2010 11:52PM
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deleted5
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BUT SKIING IS BETTER
Jul 21 2010 11:58PM
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omnomnom
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are you implying that you would like to become an actress in one of these videos? looks like i found the first of the two willing members on NS.


pm me.
Jul 22 2010 12:51AM
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Milksteak
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So yeah, the amount of posts in this thread was 69 before this one....I just fist bumped all my bros.
Jul 22 2010 12:53AM
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Mtougas
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If anyone has seen turbo, i think bibby hip thrusts through powder. What if you placed on a chick on one of your poles.
Jul 22 2010 12:55AM
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afterbang_me
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dvda plus afterbang
Jul 22 2010 12:55AM
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sack
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haha sorry boys
Jul 22 2010 2:08AM
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Alex_G
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don't be a pussy...just kidding you're probably 15 that's illegal don't
Jul 22 2010 2:10AM
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nobody123
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I reckon the steeziest porn could be would be about to cum and do a double nigga flip! and after bang the jizz in her face. perfect
Jul 22 2010 4:48AM
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jibbpeter
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hahahahaha this is going to be gold!

post up as son you got a vid! ;P
Jul 22 2010 6:10AM
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Dan.P
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Orage masters. Marg and that chick, bit less clothing and thats sex on skis right there
Jul 22 2010 6:18AM
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omnomnom
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pics? vid? i havent heard about this.
Jul 22 2010 11:28AM
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neutralzombie
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Jul 22 2010 11:34AM
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jibbpeter
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hahaha gold
Jul 22 2010 12:11PM
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tj.hall
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inb4 horny 12 year olds.. oh wait.
Jul 22 2010 12:17PM
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FBGM
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you caught me
Jul 22 2010 1:01PM
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pmw
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jesus. wtf?
Jul 22 2010 1:03PM
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Mtougas
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I saw this in person about 5 feet away. Claim.
Jul 22 2010 1:33PM
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omnomnom
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JENIFA DELIVERS!!!



kinda. +3
Jul 22 2010 7:47PM
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DUKES
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so instead of tall tees there will be tall condoms
Jul 22 2010 10:13PM
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TheGreatGat-ski
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all my tall tees have a hole cut in them so i can bang bang bang while skiing

Jul 24 2010 1:05AM
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grifftang
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Aight, I was surfin the intrawebz the other day, and I thought to myself, "Hey! I wonder if there has ever been 'steezy porn'?" Well I Googled it and much to my dissapointment all i could find was a video of this dude fucking this chick at a ski resort. After viewing it for a few minutes, I realized that it was fucking dumb (the video that is). So I decided I would come on here (no pun intended) and see if anyone else had ever thought of this or considered it. I know that there are plenty of sluts on this site (male and female) who would love to just slide into homeplate doing it afterbang style. Or broken "grinding". So NS... What do you think?

Jul 24 2010 1:11AM
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omnomnom
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lolwut?
Jul 24 2010 5:36PM
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yojimbo
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you could just cut up your favorite porn with shots of steezy tricks and call it steeze porn. also, chug life could at times be considered steeze porn for the chicas.
Jul 24 2010 6:32PM
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neutralzombie
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cast the lead role!
Jul 24 2010 7:51PM
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sack
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ok, ok! I'll do it already.
Jul 25 2010 2:01AM
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Milksteak
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Yeaaaahhhh......................about that.
Jul 25 2010 2:02AM
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Ducky.
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Tall T + Scissors + Girl = Steezy Porn
Jul 25 2010 2:11AM
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Veggiz
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http://www.efukt.com/20698_Pornstars_+_Cocaine_=_WIN.html STEEZY MOTHERFUCKING PORN ALRIGHT
Jul 25 2010 2:24AM
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teleak
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winner.
Jul 25 2010 2:54AM
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jorb.co
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slide into homeplate doing it afterbang style

contemplating a new sig...

Jul 25 2010 3:23AM
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megadrop5000
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her fking head just smashed the floor
Jul 25 2010 5:55AM
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omnomnom
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do it.
Jul 25 2010 3:45PM
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