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Who would you want to be sponsored by

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itsssyourboy
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so this think about jon's new car got me thinking. what would you choose if you could be sponsored by any one company or person
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will_powder
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Rice krispies
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Jamestown
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Expedia.
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Literature
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The people that build A-Stars. My contract would stipulate that I would get a personal pilot, mechanic, all the avgas I could use, and a new thwacker every two years.
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2_fadez
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playboy
jack link's beef jerky
united states federal reserve
hooters
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landonn
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Land Rover
Some big Property owner
Apple
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Username_42069
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mom and dad

no matter how you do, theyre always proud : D
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yellav
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teavana
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Notorious_LMP
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Mercedes
Keystone
Budweiser
Target or BJ's
Apple
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Malcolm
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-subaru
-a gas station
-a grocery store

my life would be set
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DR.SHRED
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snuggie

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chase.
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Audi
Apple
...some chill rich guy that doesnt give a fuck what you do but gives you all the moneys you need/want
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ski-swagga
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ahahaha this
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Freshbakedbread
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Chairman Mao
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
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microsoft
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Tyrone
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lol
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gabfreeski
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Bill Gates

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ike.
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pokemon. gettin free squirtles and mudkipz would be tha SHIT!!
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Bloc_chain
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this, if anyone says money cant buy happiness, then they haven't ever bought anything good
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butteredpretzel
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Fedex.
Free shipping for life! HOLAA
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PaleCelery
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I wanna be spanced by the searchbar
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m_nova
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orange tic tac     LEGO     Colgate    Titlest    and Great Clips

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PhilboydStudge
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Some huge conglomerate, you could get anything
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Sam.Carson
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nintendo,   eharmony,    match dot com,     and k2 snowboards   that would be raddicle
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FUUUCK
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bangbros....
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
dunkin donuts, jamba juice, and nutter butter
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koffee412
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Line, Subaru, apple, sony, dalbello
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Ian.Ham
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goldman and sachs, they would just give me mad skrilla!!!!
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RickAstley
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Walmart and Cracker Barrel
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OnePlank
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i was waiting for somebody to pull this out. thank you sir
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Malcolm
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holy fuck if only i had unlimited legos...
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Joshua.
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Target, Jeep, NS
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K.C.Deane
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MOUNTAIN DEW!!!! Fuck damn that would be amazing.
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RudyGarmisch
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Its been like 5 years since I have had Mt Dew, might have to stop at the Plaid Pantry this morning...
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nickyp
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The Federal Reserve.
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MattWeiss
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Swisher Sweets, Trojan, Jack Daniels, Sesame Street, Heelys, Razor Scooters, and Yomega Yo-yos
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quixotic
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Rolaids, KY, Hanes
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.travis.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon and P. Diddy.
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Aaaron.
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yoyojam for the win
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1337
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yea fuck the haters, if i could buy unlimited ski gear I would be in fucking heaven
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Aaaron.
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but the skiing would bring you happiness, not the money

when you are too old to ski, and have all the money in the world what then?

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.brian
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obviously buy a world class gym to work out in everyday, so your never to old to ski
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no_steeze
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the only time i drink mtn dew is when i go to shitty restaurants. every time i'm at applebees (granted that's not often) it's mtn dew for all
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gabe.
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Pornhub or Brazzers
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McLeod
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Kirkland Brand (costco)for the win!!!!
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Relish_man
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Lamborghini, fuck you Jon.
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C-Burg
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Macallan Scotch
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Toilet-Ott3r
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Audi and Faction skis
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what_if_bro
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Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. MIcrosoft, and Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

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MikeTK
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diffinatly cheetoes
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