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Chode?

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fullTIT
Posts: 41 - Karma: 11
This word is used frequently in my area. Does anyone else regularly use this word? Some kids in my town claim they invented it.... Help me out. Have you heard of a chode?
Mar 4 2010 10:05PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
It's a dick that is wider than it is long
Mar 4 2010 10:06PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
Click for larger image
Mar 4 2010 10:07PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
uz about to get banzored
Mar 4 2010 10:07PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
you must be a dick guru!
Mar 4 2010 10:08PM
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EnergyStar
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
this
Mar 4 2010 10:08PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
that'll get her wet
Mar 4 2010 10:09PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Yeah its been around for awhile, and no they did not invent it. It stems from the scientific classification of it which is chodimus maximus , I believe.
Mar 4 2010 10:09PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
in my day a chode was the area between you nuts and butthole.
Mar 4 2010 10:15PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
bye bye
Mar 4 2010 10:18PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
Actually chodimus maximus is the part between your pooper and your wallnutz
Mar 4 2010 10:18PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
This is properly known as a gooch or taint
Mar 4 2010 10:18PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
that would be a gooch
Mar 4 2010 10:19PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
As you can see. There seems to be some debate about this heated topic.

Looks like it can be both slang for a taint and a short and small dick
Mar 4 2010 10:21PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14

whoops forgot the link
Mar 4 2010 10:22PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Ahh yes.  I've heard that called the 'taint' before.  I however refer to it as the schkief pronounced shhh-keef.  Spread it!
Mar 4 2010 10:29PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
HA i am not out of the loop after all
Mar 4 2010 10:31PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
get ready for most likely at least a temp ban
Mar 4 2010 10:33PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
That would be stupid to ban for that. Its not even bad, just really bad art.
Mar 4 2010 10:34PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
thank you haha
plus im suspended
ns is all i have
please dont ban me
Mar 4 2010 10:36PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
think cheesewheel
Mar 4 2010 10:37PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
chooooode chooode chooode... its wider than it is looong. its the chode song, i learned it in fourth grade.
Mar 4 2010 10:39PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
it was on google images with safe search haha
Mar 4 2010 10:43PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
why does it have 4 balls. anyways, the thread was ended 1st post
Mar 4 2010 10:45PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
ns is a wealth of male crotch related knowledge. like web md for pre pubecent skiers.
Mar 4 2010 10:46PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
the nose here in this member's icon (NIGEL THOOORRRNNN BEWWY) is a perfect eample of a 'chode'
Mar 4 2010 10:57PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
take of your pants and look down. thats what a chode is.
:)
Just kidding

i think its a dick thats wider then it is long
Mar 4 2010 11:08PM
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homosexual
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10

i love those

Mar 4 2010 11:09PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Mar 4 2010 11:10PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
this thread makes me lol

but to end all debate, a chode is a dick that is wider than it is long

the gooch is the skin between asshole and scrotum, alternately the taint


chode may also be used to describe someone who acts like a short penis
Mar 4 2010 11:12PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
fucking nasty image, its like the devils penis!
Mar 4 2010 11:14PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
your friends didnt invent the word chode. and calling people a chode is so grade 10. but thats ok
Mar 4 2010 11:18PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
fuck there are some strange threads in nsg right now
Mar 5 2010 12:03AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
i love how many people claim they invented super common words like chode
Mar 5 2010 1:55AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
That penis creature is absolutely terrifying.
Mar 5 2010 1:57AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
like the guy up there, i wanna know why it has 4 balls..
Mar 5 2010 2:04AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
I know right. It's got a dual sack. That's just not right. It's evil.
Mar 5 2010 2:09AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
hahaha me and my friends always call people chode-man
Mar 5 2010 2:20AM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2561 - Karma: 4,135
my friends cousin makes shirts that say "YOU ARE A CHOAD" and sells em to kids in my area lolz
Mar 5 2010 7:56AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
yes i use the word on a daily basis its my friends nickname hahahahaha
Mar 5 2010 8:21AM
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asonUnique
Posts: 361 - Karma: 13
grundle anyone?
Mar 5 2010 1:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
grundle indeed
Mar 5 2010 1:57PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
It is most definitely called the grundle
Mar 5 2010 2:03PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
chicks have taints guys have gooches.... GET IT RIGHT!
Mar 5 2010 5:02PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
everyone knows what a chode is! that term has been around for a long long time i bet
Mar 5 2010 5:08PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
in my art class last year everyone used to slip the word chode into notes on the board by erasing another word and replacing it. one day the teacher asked WHAT'S A CHODE?! and we had the excellent fun of educating her
Mar 5 2010 5:44PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
some kids in my school got suspened from school for posting and article on the wore "chode" on wikipedia. Kinda trippy they traced the computers to two computers in the computer lab
Mar 5 2010 9:33PM
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11
its been said before
Mar 5 2010 10:27PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
the way that i remember where the taint is this little ryme my father taught me: it taint yur crack and it taint yur sack
Mar 5 2010 10:51PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
hamburger pattie
Mar 6 2010 1:28AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
What did he post?
Mar 6 2010 2:07AM
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