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Hi ns, i would like to know what makes you a real man

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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
me, i shave with disposable razors and watch hockey games.
so that makes me a real man.

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Feb 26 2010 3:48PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
theres already a BADASS thread. you lose
Feb 26 2010 3:49PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
I'd say you're a male if you have neck beard.
Feb 26 2010 3:49PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
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Feb 26 2010 3:49PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
I WIN , coz m3h is a man! ahah
Feb 26 2010 3:50PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
Feb 26 2010 3:51PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Testicles... that is all.
Feb 26 2010 3:56PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
true that!
Feb 26 2010 3:58PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
hanging out in your boxers and wifebeater all day

drinking beer in the shower
Feb 26 2010 4:04PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
i have a penis which in fact makes me a real man
Feb 26 2010 4:06PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
weighing over 200 lbs.
Feb 26 2010 4:08PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
no that's make you 13
Feb 26 2010 4:11PM
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bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
were literally have never done any of this things
Feb 26 2010 4:20PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
this
Feb 26 2010 4:40PM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27

I have shaved with a bowie knife.

I chase whiskey with whiskey.

I love Irish Car Bombs.

I am American.

I trash talk British and French people.

I have removed a fishhook from my hand by pushing it through my hand.

I have walked on hot coals.

I have been swimming with sharks (inadvertantly though).

I don't give a shit about much of anything.

Flannel.

Feb 26 2010 5:02PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
I enjoy manual labor
I have an addiction to knives and guns
Torque gives me a boner
I hunt AND fish with a bow
I clean my teeth and fingernails with a knife.
Feb 26 2010 5:07PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
you can grow a legit beard on command, you don't give two shits what people think about you, and you've been dubbed "paul bunyon" when you roll up to a party in a flannel
Feb 26 2010 5:08PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
Feb 26 2010 5:10PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
^^that video is fucking sick dude
Feb 26 2010 5:15PM
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dckiteboards
Posts: 372 - Karma: 76
id say a bush like a serbian
Feb 26 2010 6:21PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
huh?
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Feb 27 2010 4:56PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
I'm a real man because I eat Campbell's chunky soup every morning for breakfast, then go and chop down trees for a living.

WABAM
Feb 27 2010 6:03PM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
real men dont make gay replies like this
Feb 27 2010 6:06PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
shoulder hair
Feb 27 2010 6:07PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
chest hair?

lifting weights is fun?

manual labor!

trucks = the best

do i win yet?
Feb 27 2010 6:09PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!
Feb 27 2010 6:14PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
real men suck dick
Feb 27 2010 6:16PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
No. That makes you a redneck.
Feb 27 2010 6:16PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
gay men aren't men with the exception of SteezPowTrees
Feb 27 2010 6:18PM
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Klutch
Posts: 241 - Karma: 18
I don't shave, that is the essence of a real man.
Feb 27 2010 6:43PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
real men are rednecks.

touche´?
Feb 27 2010 6:44PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
real men had a gun rack on there gun rack
Feb 27 2010 6:49PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
doing this for 16 hours a day then going to sleep for 8 and hoping you don't get run over by a freighter at night for 2 weeks at a time, 100 miles from the beach makes me a man i guess.



Feb 27 2010 7:07PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Full Tilts.


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Feb 27 2010 7:26PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
Race Boots

thread continues.
Feb 27 2010 7:28PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
i can grow a full beard and am only 17
Feb 27 2010 7:28PM
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
yep
Feb 27 2010 8:18PM
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