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Everytime my dad goes on the "computer"

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OMGWTFBBQ
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my dad goes on my computer to look at "firetrucks" but he forgets to CLOSE tabs and there is like online sex chats and shit still up or porn sites that ive never even been on UP. what the F a smart man would at least make an attempt to close some of the tabs but no leave all 13 up.

figure id share cuz i got a kick out of it
Feb 17 2010 6:31PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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no i love him i figured id share him with u guys
Feb 19 2010 8:26AM
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Lemuel
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Why is computer in quotation marks?  If he is not going on the computer, which he is, then what is he doing?
Feb 19 2010 8:27AM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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kinda dont wanna know.... "  " are basically saying computer is a cover up
Feb 19 2010 8:28AM
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JNix.
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I want another video
Feb 19 2010 4:11PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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lmao jon i actually just fimled one... in on my way to a subie meet
new video up tonight!!!!
Feb 19 2010 4:12PM
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Toilet-Ott3r
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your dad is a G
Feb 19 2010 4:19PM
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H4X0R
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everytime my dad goes on teh computers he fapfapfaps
Feb 19 2010 4:33PM
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borskee
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bahaha this is awesome!!!!

your parents are funny as hell haha
Feb 22 2010 10:27PM
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GreenHorn
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hahahaha wtf this is weird
Feb 22 2010 10:32PM
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Austin69
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this
Feb 22 2010 10:37PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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your family is on drugs
Feb 22 2010 11:06PM
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gigi.d
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Threads. I gotta see more videos later.
Feb 22 2010 11:19PM
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ImGoinSailin
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win
Feb 23 2010 12:27PM
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debrickshaw
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every person in that video is high as balls
Feb 23 2010 12:57PM
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b-kul
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his thread is so strange.
Feb 23 2010 3:08PM
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deleted5
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umm wow
Feb 23 2010 3:10PM
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JahJahBinks
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Is quaggy a lefty??
Feb 23 2010 3:27PM
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Gooseling
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threads
Feb 23 2010 3:33PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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somebody has the giggles
Feb 23 2010 3:40PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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confront him about it, prob wont happen again
Feb 23 2010 4:28PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Feb 23 2010 5:22PM
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Peter.
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thank you AP English for understanding that one hahaha

and i want some convos
Feb 23 2010 5:33PM
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Phog.
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hahahahahhaha licking my LOLipop while riding my lolicopter into my secret lolcano layer. That is where the lolapalooza is hosted
Feb 23 2010 6:15PM
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JNix.
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i request this alleged video
Feb 23 2010 6:19PM
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Nicholas.
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lol @ being in AP to know what Oedipus complex is. pretty sure they make you read that shit in the lowest classes.
Feb 23 2010 6:31PM
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andersteeze
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this
Feb 23 2010 6:53PM
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J-Evs
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MOAR!
Feb 23 2010 7:13PM
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0123456789
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LOL was just gonna post this, might be alot funnier that you posted the same exact thing that i was thinking, due to marijuana smoke inhalation.
Feb 23 2010 7:23PM
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anxju
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pop quiz! first to get these right gets free karmaz omfg karmaz. i take latin so i know my oedipus inside and out

1. as a baby, oedipus was
a) left in the wild
b) locked up in a prison, but was broken out
c) given away as a baby to another family
d) poisoned, but the poison did not work
e) a victim of down syndrome

2. oedipus killed his father at
a) the market
b) the roman forum
c) in front of his mother
d) a crossroads
e) Karachi

3. oedipus' father's and mother's names were, respectively,
a) Laocoon and Ishmael
b) Peleus and Thetis
c) Laius and Jocasta
d) Tiresias and Oracle
e) Nignog 1 and Nignog 2

4. After marrying his mother, Oedipus became the king of
a) Sparta
b) Crete
c) Delphi
d) Thebes
e) Gondor

5. Oedipus _____ his children
a) stabs
b) abandons
c) gives away
d) drowns
e) eats

6. Oedipus does this to himself
a) blinds himself
b) cuts his own tongue off
c) brands himself
d) hangs himself
e) gave himself a tattoo

no cheating please
Feb 23 2010 7:26PM
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J-Evs
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c
d
c
d
a
a
Feb 23 2010 7:32PM
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anxju
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not all right, i will not tell which ones are right
Feb 23 2010 7:44PM
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sammiedee
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threads
Feb 23 2010 7:45PM
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theblackrod
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cbcdea
Feb 23 2010 8:16PM
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0123456789
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A,D,C,C,B(?),A.
Feb 23 2010 8:17PM
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Tablespoon
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I love your dad.
Feb 23 2010 8:22PM
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anxju
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no ones gotten it fully right
Feb 23 2010 8:26PM
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Black-Bandanna
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1) A was intended, but C happened.
2) D
3) C
4) D
5) Tells Creon to look after his daughters. His sons were old enough to look after themselves though. So I guess C and a little bit of B.
6) A


BOOM.
Feb 23 2010 8:35PM
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feihlination
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from my mind, seriously

1A
he was left in the wild and raised by a shepherd.


2C
i am pretty sure that it was infront of his mother as he claimed her rightaway


3C
laokoon was the guy in troja killed by snake as he warned the trojans, peleus was a hero and thetis the a sea-nymphe. tiresias was also a prophet, so its laius, and i ampretty sure with iokaste


4D
gotta be theben, especially since i am remembering oedipus killing the sphinx, and if i am right, that thing was in theben

5A
really not sure here. i never heard about children, but i guess stabbing them is the most appropriate way.

6A
he blinds himself, i know some paintings that show the blind oedipus



i will not look it up, andy, how did i?



Feb 23 2010 8:37PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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c,d,c,d,c,a
Feb 23 2010 8:38PM
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rj.
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11?
Feb 23 2010 8:40PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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probably bc its completely useless knowledge not worth committing to memory
Feb 23 2010 8:48PM
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anxju
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no, A happened, and shepherds found him. he was not given directly to the shephers

fel, you didnt do bad, but not all were right
Feb 23 2010 8:50PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Nope. After hearing the prophecy Laius gave baby Oedipus to a servant to abandon in the wild, but the servant didn't have the heart and gave him to a shepherd.
Feb 23 2010 8:53PM
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anxju
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well fuck me then
Feb 23 2010 8:56PM
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GratefulShred
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Ahhhhh. First intellectual laugh from this thread. thank you for setting me free.
Feb 23 2010 9:29PM
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Nicholas.
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duhhhhh, he ended up thinking they were his real parents.
Feb 23 2010 10:30PM
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Black-Bandanna
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But figured out he got fuckin' plaayyyyyyed! ....then gouged his eyes out like a sensible broman.
Feb 23 2010 10:35PM
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anxju
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and ate his babies
Feb 23 2010 10:39PM
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Black-Bandanna
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with a golden spork
Feb 23 2010 10:40PM
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ohpatti
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hahahaha
Feb 23 2010 11:35PM
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