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Types of Steeze

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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
whaddup NS?

ITT: we discuss our favorite type of steeze. mine is gorilla steeze, in which one adopts a wide stance, sticks his or her upper arms out at about 45 degrees to the ground, lets his forearms sort of dangle, leans forward, and boldly holds this position throughout the air. srsly, what is steezier than that? you tell me, NS.


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Feb 13 2010 10:08PM
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GoonThug
Posts: 324 - Karma: 16
goon and goothung steeze riding way backseat, not giving a fuck
Feb 13 2010 10:10PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
standing upright
leaning slightly back
1 foot grinds

tom wallischy i guess
Feb 13 2010 10:13PM
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da_leet_ski
Posts: 92 - Karma: 9
Its all about tom wallisch's steeze... He makes it look soooo easy and smooth. Personally I think being all hunched over in gorilla mode looks like your trying really hard and it doesnt look cool.
Feb 13 2010 10:14PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

gorilla steeze is way overrated

its all about the pencil maaaannnn!!

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Feb 13 2010 10:14PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
garret russels steeze .. he always looks like he is having so fun
Feb 13 2010 10:15PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
praying mantis steeze
Feb 13 2010 10:19PM
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MikeyMikey
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10

repost but...

http://www.boingboing.net/images/meercats.jpg

JAAAAAH!

Feb 13 2010 10:20PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
afterbang position at all times, no acceptions
Feb 13 2010 10:26PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
HEAVY HEAD!!!
Feb 13 2010 10:26PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
too overrated to many people try to afterbang to hard. all it is is stomping a trick and being clean. it just looks silly to bang all the time
Feb 13 2010 10:51PM
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jshe
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10

straight-up right a little backseat and bent knees

srsly the bent knees man

Feb 13 2010 10:59PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
phil casabons steeze is my favorite
Feb 14 2010 12:39AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
crazy forced afterbang!!!
Feb 14 2010 12:43AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
high steeze
Feb 14 2010 12:54AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
I really like smooth, buttery style on jumps and while riding, but on rails and stuff definitely gorilla steeze.
Feb 14 2010 1:31AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Jossi Wells afterbang.
Feb 14 2010 1:34AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Boner steeze, just because it has boner in the name. No homo.
Feb 14 2010 2:02AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817

dont know what to call it but guys like jossi, sammy and tj. super smooth shit. or what i call the perfection steeze aka jon and andreas.

Feb 14 2010 2:54AM
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mBjerkenes
Posts: 165 - Karma: 36
x2
Feb 14 2010 8:09AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
this. although with a tad of heavyhead
Feb 15 2010 11:34AM
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..jack
Posts: 424 - Karma: 897
Yeah garrett russell and anyone who makes it look like there having loads of fun. Candide aswell.
Feb 15 2010 11:55AM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
i dont give a fuck steeze definately the best, i rather like boneer steeze too
Feb 15 2010 12:00PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
HESH!
Feb 15 2010 12:01PM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
Sex steeze.
Feb 15 2010 12:02PM
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-Kevin-
Posts: 269 - Karma: 11
Theres quite a few types, i just ride and afterbang sick tricks i can do well.
Feb 15 2010 4:24PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

jeaa boner steeze

Feb 15 2010 7:49PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1478 - Karma: 3,121
my favorite is adam delorme. ever.
Feb 15 2010 7:53PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
dope steeze below the knees!
Feb 15 2010 8:01PM
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VinniCash
Posts: 456 - Karma: 7,529
Tanner Hall in Session 1242, True Monkey Style!
Feb 15 2010 8:01PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
sssall about that sketchball steeze like you ain't gonna land a fing but then yah do!
Feb 15 2010 8:05PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
adam just drips with it
Feb 15 2010 8:07PM
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McGeown__
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Garret Russel or LJ Streino hands down, always having a good time whether it be in the shitiest mini park ever, or at Park City
Feb 15 2010 8:29PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
Yes
Feb 15 2010 8:33PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
fuck gangsters they are shit and only wear baggy clothes because they can't ski and need to hide it somehow.
Feb 15 2010 8:33PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Poles-shoved-up-the-asshole steeze would have to be my favorite, everyone's seen it.
Feb 15 2010 8:44PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Garret's sick.
Feb 15 2010 8:52PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
YES thank god for a fellow NS hesher
Feb 15 2010 9:37PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
lampshade for the win!
Feb 15 2010 9:40PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Not Givin A FACK!
Feb 15 2010 9:41PM
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mBall
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 2,827
Sammys pre bang while coming to the jump. AND in the hephi edit when wallisch goes over the rope and pushes his tips up and sticks his poles out and he's all straightened out.
Feb 15 2010 10:23PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
penguin steeze. for example henrik. his clothing is so baggy that he appears to have no knees, just like penguins.
Feb 15 2010 10:35PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Thank god for a fellow COP hesher!

I'm not really hesh lol, just wear tight pants whenever its warm enough, my long underwear is too bulky to fit under those damn pants hahaha.

What's your outerwear? I might have seen you around.
Feb 15 2010 10:36PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
fast hard and angry
Feb 15 2010 10:38PM
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andreweckels
Posts: 594 - Karma: -4
pull when doing small- medium airs pulling your knees up as high as you can then just bonering out as hard as you can to land like you're trying to kill the snow
Feb 16 2010 1:40AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
haha theres a way to go. steeze kinda comes with pratice with smooth ticks 
Feb 16 2010 3:05AM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
I afterbang everything for lol's.
Feb 16 2010 3:25AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Hey there, you're really funny. You should like, go into comedy or something.
Feb 16 2010 5:25AM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2561 - Karma: 4,135
YESSS .
Feb 16 2010 7:35AM
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Mr_FreshShirt
Posts: 992 - Karma: 41
jossi wells afterbang for sure
Feb 16 2010 8:20AM
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Ride03
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10

FORCED AFTERBANG FOR LIIIIFE! LOLZ

but to be honest, the types of steeze that are the most "appealing" to me, are unique steezes. Most pro skiers have their own steeze that just kinda HAPPENS. Its just the way they look when they ski. They don't try too hard, they just look solid in the air and on the ground. ITS WALLAH CRAZY

Feb 16 2010 9:20AM
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