I have to compare/contrast two different things for english class. I'm comparing skiers vs. snowbaorders, but the essay can't simply be about why skiers are better than snowboarders, it has to be more condensed than that. My teacher gave me an example topic "why skiers make better boyfriends than snowboarders", but I can't use that because she came up with the idea.
So newschoolers, this is where I need you. I need a fun and interesting topic comparing skiers vs. snowboarders. I'm thinking of something along the lines of "skiers are better (blank) than snowboarders. Anyone got any good ideas for this essay topic?