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So she's Mormon....

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Bangzilla
Posts: 62 - Karma: 13
From TGR Forum.  Wanted to see what ns'ers thought.

Question for the masses:

Normal Mormons; oxymoron or could the actually exists?

I met a smokin hot Mormon chick in a bar this weekend (seriously hot, like 9.5/10), got a little freaky dancing and things seemed to click. Then a bomb was dropped. My friends discovered they weren't drinking and jokingly asked:

"Not drinking, what are you Mormons?"
Hot chicks hot friend replies: "Yes, we're Mormon"

Just wow. what luck. I figure everyone has at least some anecdotal info to share, if they haven't been through it themselves, they probably know someone who has given it a legitimate shot.

So a couple questions I need answers to before I decide to pursue this at all, or run..

1. Are Mormon girls potentially turn-able?
2. Is this some kind of recruitment trick in an attempt convert me?
3. Is there like, garlic or some other kind of defense that I can wear anything around my neck for protection?
4. Does she wear magic panties?
5. Will I ever get the nookie?
Feb 9 2010 3:56AM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
I don't know alot about mormon's but i know alot about vampires so i will try and use that knowledge to answer your questions

1. No
2. Yes (Why would a hot vampire chick want you when vampire dudes have cool powers and can jump super high?)
3. Garlic, Silver and Sunlight
4.Vampires don't wear underwear.
5. Only if your willing to get bit, and then still probably not.

I hope this has helped you out.
Feb 9 2010 4:24AM
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Thenowhereman42
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1) Yes
2) No
3) No
4) No
5) No
Feb 9 2010 4:29AM
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sereguy
Posts: 134 - Karma: 20
Seriously man? thats a little effed up
Feb 9 2010 6:46AM
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Ski_The_East10
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hahaha
Feb 9 2010 6:51AM
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feihlination
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Feb 9 2010 7:33AM
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HenniferLopez
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mormons make great DDs...
Feb 9 2010 9:08AM
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MattWeiss
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I dated a mormon chick once.  She was pretty hot and really nice.  She didnt party too much, but that changed, and she was all for goin to town, but would never actually get down town if you know what i mean. 
Feb 9 2010 9:14AM
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Bangzilla
Posts: 62 - Karma: 13
But Mormons love BROWN TOWN because it saves their virginity.  Dry Humping and Brown Town, that is the life of a mormon daterer.
Feb 9 2010 9:17AM
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MattWeiss
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soo true tho
Feb 9 2010 9:22AM
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Ski_The_East10
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:-O best news I've heard all day..gotta find a mormon girl now
Feb 9 2010 9:43AM
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Mr.Feeny
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hahaha brown town, i lol'd, i know this super hot mormon chick but no one even goes for her because no one know what to expect...
Feb 9 2010 11:07PM
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AB.Zee
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just give her the "provo push"
aka dry hump
Feb 9 2010 11:18PM
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Scott0_robot0
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mormon girls are turnable, i know myself, just cause they are mormons doesnt mean they follow it perfectly just go for it man.
Feb 9 2010 11:21PM
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my friend is morman but now he drinks and smokes pot and is in to pain pills........... so i think they might be able to be turned.
Feb 9 2010 11:24PM
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.thedude
Posts: 292 - Karma: 16
not really relevant except that it's a funny mormon story.

my friend is madly in love with this mormon girl who kissed him once and then wouldn't talk to him for a week. then this girl starts dating some mormon ass face and once they get to mormon third base (making out) he tells her he isn't comfortable with it, asks her to leave and goes on his mission early so that he doesn't have to deal with her.
Feb 9 2010 11:27PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i dont think you read everything the OP wrote, this isnt him, he just grabbed it from tgr
Feb 9 2010 11:27PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 543
move to Utah so she'll be happy and you'll find powder so fine.  Secondly, feel free to have mistresses, polygamy for all.  Not sure on all my mormon facts, but some good options
Feb 9 2010 11:28PM
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skitheslopes
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As a Mormon i will answer to the best of my knowledge.

1. Yes, its called getting married most of the time, but Mormon girls got mad caged heat so anything is possible.

2. No, but we do have a lot of beautiful women,. . .and a lot of "sweet spirited ones".

3. No, thats retarded

4. If she is married or has been on a mission she will most likely wear garments, it symbolizes comitment to Jesus and stuff.

5. If you play it cool. . . maybe. Mormon girls have something called "standards".


I am a Mormon, but I am not an active member of the LDS church. My ENTIRE family is mormon, I identify with then culturally.

I am going to put my ass on the line and say it: I trust the LDS church more than the government.
Feb 9 2010 11:28PM
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andrew.ski
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yo being mormon is the same as being catholic, lutheran, etc. All these religions have morals and people from all religions break these morals. Just go for the gold. Im sure she's really a freak on the inside.
Feb 9 2010 11:29PM
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Hi.Phi.
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I am mormon and i know a few dirty ones....just because our religion is "restrictive" doesnt mean that every member fallows the rules. Just go for it..werent you at a bar?? most mormon girls would never even go into a bar sooo there is a sign she isnt a strict mormon
Feb 9 2010 11:31PM
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andrew.ski
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^exactly what i was trying to say. whats up from a mormon to a mormon
Feb 9 2010 11:32PM
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