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Any ski bowlers remember me?

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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

I doubt anyone will recall this...

But im that kid who almost killed himself at ski bowl 3 years ago when I accidentally went 130 feet of a nole. So pretty much I went about 120 feet farther then I ment to. I lacerated my spleen and spent a month in ICU. The nole was up by our race course so Im not sure if any general public saw it...

But for the rest of you im also the jack ass who thinks its funny to ski down the metal stairs at the lodge at Stevens Pass on a pair of 1967 207 K2's while yelling about how its a "Goddamn double black diamond run" and that my skis are "Next years model! I got em early cause I know a guy". Actually, any time there is shennanigans going on at Stevens Pass its pretty safe to assume its me.

So... What kind of shennanigans do all you guys pull at your mountains?

Feb 7 2010 6:09AM
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BxB
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dam son, you got fucked up
Feb 7 2010 6:24AM
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Sveetski
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one piece licking
Feb 7 2010 6:43AM
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hoodratz47
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dude i was there... i cannot belive your alive.. man... what was it like thinking in the air.. were you just like should i poop now or poop when i hit.     that was on upper bowl  i was fucked up  and  i was like dude just died.
Feb 7 2010 3:11PM
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meat_sack
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
your a juggernaut for surviving a meating of that magnitude
Feb 7 2010 3:14PM
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GayWolf420
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since i ski park city. theres always tons of rich fucks in $1000 mink fur coats skiing around. so while we are in the lift line. we skate up to them and start petting their coats and say stuff like "AWWWW! its soooo cute and adorable. how old is it?" they get super pissed at us. plenty of good lols
Feb 7 2010 3:18PM
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rj.
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DANG!

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Feb 7 2010 3:23PM
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Feb 7 2010 4:53PM
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207
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fuck me sideways.
Feb 7 2010 4:53PM
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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

Hahahah yesss! thats me

I dont remember much in the air I just remember right when I took off I knew I was fucked and I thought "Ohhhhh shittttttt" I was in the air for a really long time but I was unconscience for about two hours after impact and I only remember bits and pieces from the first day. HELMET SAVED MY LIFE. Too bad my spleen wasnt wearing one. Oh haha and I was skiing on my best friend stephen bellrichards RACE skis and the left ski SHATTERED on impact! Oooo sucker! But atleast he got to see me attempt to fly?

Feb 7 2010 6:31PM
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PeterWojnar
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That's pretty big, bud.

Shenanigans at my home mountain will soon include this: one of my friends has a green gorilla suit. There will be as many as 8 more of us with banana suits. The mayhem will commence. And it will be awesome.

Among things that have happened: skiing whole runs in the gaper tuck, polish donut school for the general public, hot-dogging party runs, and shouting "EXTREME!!!!" every time you do anything. The last one was inspired by the Parkour episode of the Office.
Feb 7 2010 10:10PM
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adamlukowski
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im a little slow, would you please explain a little more what exactly you did 3 years ago?
Feb 7 2010 10:30PM
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El_Barto.
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was your near death experience on reynolds?
Feb 7 2010 10:44PM
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Wobby
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ahaha yes.  I found some neon gaper pants that unzip down the sides, and flap back like a ridiculous loin cloth at high speed.  When combined with a giant tall flannel attached only at the neck, a gaper pizza tuck, and high speeds...
My friend couldn't even ski he was laughing so hard
Feb 7 2010 10:51PM
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Totes_Magotes
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a long long time ago in a place far far away...

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Feb 8 2010 12:17AM
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mtbakerteacher
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That is one big knoll you flew off of eh? I make jokes about all the "freestylin kids these days and their trick skis" to skiers.
Feb 8 2010 1:29AM
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1337
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dude story (and pics if you had some), thats nuts. Glad to see you are doing alright
Feb 8 2010 1:38AM
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fouldsys
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sounds epic. but...






PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNN
Feb 8 2010 1:43AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

Seeing as no one was planning on me flying half way across the resort there are no pictures. Trust me, I wish. Howbout I just upload some of the medical bills hahahah or you can ask the nurse who watched tears roll down my eyes as she put my catheder in.

On my lap top at home I have a little drawing thats a diagram of the situation. Ill upload when I get home...

Feb 8 2010 12:36PM
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1337
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haha alright the drawing and a full story would be good
Feb 8 2010 12:38PM
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Upgrayedd
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I am curious what exactly went down.  I know skibowl very well - What did you hit?
Feb 8 2010 1:30PM
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TheClap.
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sounds made up
Feb 8 2010 2:11PM
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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

You might be just kidding but if your not its not funny I got fucked up hardcore.

and other person; I hit some nole Idk im not from ski bowl I was just there for a race and it had rained the night before and frozen super hard and icy and all the racer were poppin this nole on our way to the course so me and my friend steveo were on our way there and I was like "Hey im gunna try and send the nole hella far" so we get to the top of some steeeeeeeep ass hill thats icy as fuck and my bro steve o goes down by the nole and theres all these kids around and he's like "HEY EVERYONE WATCH MURRAYS GONNA GO HUGEEEEEE" and I kind of have a reputation to do crazy shit so I didnt want to let anyone down so I start straight lining this icy glacier like fucking hill and about half way to 3/4's the way down it I realize im going to fast but I was on steveos Super G skis and between that and the ice I couldnt speed check then all the sudden it gets super choppy so im just trying not to eat shit and im still haulin balls next thing I know I just fucken fly. Far. and land pretty much on my back on flat fricken ice from about 25 to 30' vertical.

Feb 9 2010 8:32PM
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