ok, heres the deal: you eat candy, you sleep, you shit, you have all day long to do whatever the hell you want.
and for this great deal, you send me all your money. and hey, if the whole evil culty darkness with the bow down and the you shall tremble is how you get your jollies, then by all means, go for it. just send all your money c/o culty girl
ok? ok then. thats settled. there is only one cult, mine. and even if you dont send your money, you're in it. and people who have never heard of me are in it too. just being alive (or somewhat conscient) makes you part of my cult.
I RULE THE WORLD!!!!
Please ignore the crazy girl.