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Im going to tell you all why dumont didn't win pipe

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P4Lsnowman103
Posts: 92 - Karma: 29
Dumont didn't win pipe, because this preseason i was at keystone and guess who i saw? oh yeah that was simon dumont. You would have thought that i would see him doing huge cork threes or he wouldnt even have been there cause hed be practicing pipe. nope simon was fucking trying to snowboard with peter . the both eat shit on this easy little box. Yes i do know this was him he was rockin next years oakley shit and his signature splices and a giro redbull helmet that he rocks. This was my first time seeing dumont and i was stoke untill i saw a snowboard on his feet. please give me your thoughts on this i thought it was funny. (No disrespect to snowboarders)
Jan 31 2010 8:37PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
thats ill, snowboarding is so damn fun
Jan 31 2010 8:38PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Why did you get less stoked when you saw the snowboard??
Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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Obsessedwski
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Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
thats dope! its fun to switch it up every now and then
Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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tedmgee
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 111

dude he is just tryin to have fun.

i have tryed snowboarding before for fun. isnt skiing supposed to be having fun and chilling with friends?

Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
yea hes not allowed to have any fun. he has to train pipe 24/7
Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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P4Lsnowman103
Posts: 92 - Karma: 29
because i wanted to see him doing what he's good at i love simon
Jan 31 2010 8:39PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
ya so lame when people try to have some fun... he should have def been training hardcore 24/7
Jan 31 2010 8:40PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
he didnt win pipe because he had some fun on a snowboard for a day?


ok... so you think that a pro skier should be training for competitions all year round?
Jan 31 2010 8:40PM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
woops.

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Jan 31 2010 8:41PM
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Obsessedwski
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woops.

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Jan 31 2010 8:42PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
ya so lame when people try to have some fun... he should have def been training hardcore 24/7
Jan 31 2010 8:42PM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
hmm, my internetz is broked
Jan 31 2010 8:43PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i kinda wanna type out a carefully crafted argument to this incredibly retarded post, but i feel like you will just look at it, see some big words, and then drool all over your keyboard as you try to comprehend just how stupid you really are. so, ill leave you with this picture, which i believe completely sums up the topic of this thread.

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Jan 31 2010 8:50PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
Who the hell does Simon think he is??? He should be snorting lines of creatine and training!! Obviously, only quitters and losers try to have fun in the winter.
Jan 31 2010 8:53PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
HOLY shit, no...
that dude has got to be trolling ZOMFG
Jan 31 2010 8:53PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Well see thats kinda the problem, I bet simon wins this big height thing.  He was like crap I gotta kill myself to try and win, whatever ill do it in the big hit comp.  He topped out at like 17 ft.  Bet he goes 22 - 25 like 2 hrs later.  Why not in the comp?  Winner deserved it.
Jan 31 2010 8:55PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
haha he didn't win because he spent a day having fun. For sure.
Jan 31 2010 8:59PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
IT'S TRUE!!!

ONE TIME I SAW SIMON NOT IN THE PIPE, HE WAS ON A RAIL.



PS, OP IS A FLAMING HOMO.
Jan 31 2010 9:03PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
+k for a quality post.
Jan 31 2010 9:12PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
how dare he not stay loyal to his strict training schedule
Jan 31 2010 9:15PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
it should say THIS IS JAPAN!!!!!!
Jan 31 2010 10:25PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
dude i respect dumont a little more for snowboarding. training all day makes you a pussy.
Jan 31 2010 10:35PM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 204
ever occur to you that he didn't win cause he's probably pretty beat up from that fall that should have broken his back earlier this week during pipe practice? his spine looked like it folded in half on the deck. most people would not be getting up from that fall.
Jan 31 2010 11:24PM
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Andrew93
Posts: 116 - Karma: 90
I saw him snowboardin too on a box and he fell, but i don't see anything wrong with it! You guys are forgetting that this is a sport to have fun with! I understand he's a pro and needs to train but he's also just havin fun.
Jan 31 2010 11:27PM
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Ballin8620
Posts: 173 - Karma: 6
If i would have saw them snowboarding,I would have went and tried to get a photo with him.   Just to post up here of him snowboarding.   Prob would be pretty cool
Jan 31 2010 11:33PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
wow you're a fucking idiot
Jan 31 2010 11:43PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
^
Feb 1 2010 12:01AM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
Now, i'll tell you why dumont didn't win pipe: He had one of the most non-bone breaking falls i've ever seen X Games pipe. Congrats on looking like a 5 year old.
Feb 1 2010 12:20AM
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