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Terrain park names??

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Sallabillz
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my local hill is asking for some terrain park names

anyone have something cool in mind cause i cant think of shit haha

Jan 29 2010 3:25AM
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skiminnesota
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my brother and I call our hills terrain parks. "the stunt park" and "the ramp park" respectively..  
Jan 29 2010 9:47PM
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NilsJ
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I like the name "Sex Panther" for a terrain park
Jan 29 2010 10:19PM
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eastcoastplanker
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ive never seen a run called lift line in my life.

and my mountains parks are the 180 park the 360 park and 540 park...kinda cool in a way i guess

Jan 29 2010 10:33PM
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Ian.Ham
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purple hippo awesome terrain park, abbreviation= PHAT park
Jan 29 2010 10:33PM
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nipples-the-cat
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haha i like PHAT park
Jan 29 2010 10:59PM
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Charles.
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the obstacle track?
Jan 29 2010 11:03PM
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marley-skis
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our park is called the Fishbowl. kind of silly if you ask me. i like schweitzers' Stomping Grounds. sounds cool
Jan 29 2010 11:13PM
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guythatskiswelch
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Obama
Jan 30 2010 1:07AM
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PeterWojnar
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Alpine Meadows' big park is called The Shreadows. Excellent name, in my expert professional opinion.

How about... name each feature, like they do in the xgames. DOWN PAYMENT, the MONEY BOOTER, etc. [ /sarcasm]

maybe just call it Shrednasty Goomba Grounds (for the big park, where all the gapers accumulate)
Jan 30 2010 1:24AM
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zagfan5
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a dog standing on 8 cheeseburgers
Jan 30 2010 10:44AM
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WikiWiki
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7th letter park

think about it
Jan 30 2010 10:55AM
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Jorgen.
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At my hill they DO name each feature. We've got jumps named 'Sweet' 'Raw' 'The Shocker' and 'Large Marge'...   they also named our park the Stomping Ground. Not a fan
Jan 30 2010 2:07PM
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JosephStalin
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the dick muncher, apple turnover, the bank robbery
Jan 30 2010 2:49PM
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iBake
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hahahah YES!!! thats the best name for a park ive ever heard
Jan 31 2010 7:17PM
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alexevr10976
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Call it STEEZY JIBULATION
Jan 31 2010 7:24PM
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mezzy
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just take the name of one of the features in the x games slopestyle.
Jan 31 2010 7:27PM
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yourthemannowdog
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steve
Jan 31 2010 7:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Then on the runs leading to it, play kenny loggins "Danger zone"
Jan 31 2010 7:37PM
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finnajon5
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TELUS PARK!!!! haha jokes

gnarland
Jan 31 2010 7:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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thank you gato, i thought it was pretty decent
Jan 31 2010 8:07PM
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factory81
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Call it "ACL Hell"


Jan 31 2010 8:10PM
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nasSKIIER
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gaoer grove
Jan 31 2010 8:14PM
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wilksker
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name it after the abos!

or

your mom

Jan 31 2010 10:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Areola 51
Jan 31 2010 10:51PM
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Legion
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what a prime name
Jan 31 2010 10:55PM
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.jesus.
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jea i almost stomped a gaper this weekend  on accident
Jan 31 2010 11:04PM
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Omega2227
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"The SNowboard Park"

Works every time
Jan 31 2010 11:17PM
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Franny
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"Road to Chads Gap"
Jan 31 2010 11:50PM
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Hermondo
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blood donor
Jan 31 2010 11:50PM
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alden.
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the chronicles of gnarnia
Jan 31 2010 11:53PM
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magic_raven
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Jibnastics
then you can go get jibnasty there
Feb 1 2010 2:08AM
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[tightpants]
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big mtn FTW!


how is it this year?


wait they changed the name right?  whitefish mountain or something now?
Feb 1 2010 2:17AM
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Steeze-On-Toast
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The Hot Box
Feb 1 2010 12:58PM
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da_leet_ski
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Name it an unsuspecting name Hugh Jazz. Which can be pronounced Hugh Jazz but also be pronounced Huge Ass...

Feb 1 2010 1:27PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Buck futt park
Feb 1 2010 1:29PM
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yourthemannowdog
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a fine name indeed, but it is also a rob drydeckssdfafd fantasy factory reference
Feb 1 2010 2:56PM
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marley-skis
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Its pretty good. i liked the jumps and jibs more a couple weeks ago. the park crew remade the whole park and i dont like the setup anymore. but yeah they changed the name to whitefish mountain resort on big mountain. it sounds sooo stupid
Feb 1 2010 9:44PM
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MatRich
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the fancy snow construction zone
Feb 1 2010 9:46PM
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jorb.co
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stupid ass pano put theirs under the chaIr on by far the best groomer and called it "showoff"

new owners though, next year its different THANK GOD

Feb 1 2010 9:47PM
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Magnetic
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I actually laughed out loud and for that i gave you karma

Feb 1 2010 10:19PM
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