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Why doesn't gatorade have an energy drink?

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clive_bixby
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????. seems like they would dom red bull rock star and monster
Jan 28 2010 2:58AM
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ECfreeski3
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great question
Jan 28 2010 3:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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I think they are making so much money of the regular Gatorade, the Gatorade Water, the Gatorade lite (can't remember the name), Propel and all the other things they do that if they made an energy drink they would probably make some money but look at how many energy drinks get started and don't last. Gatorade has enough going already that they probably don't care.
Jan 28 2010 3:04AM
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Cheezcake.
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gatorade has the whole sports hydration scene on lockdown, so why would they wanna turn into hypocrites and start selling a product thats absolutely horrible for you?

when you say energy drink do you mean rockstar or something more enviga-ish?
Jan 28 2010 3:08AM
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ECfreeski3
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and maybe they can play off it, be all "we're the 'healthy' energy drink"
Jan 28 2010 3:08AM
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eheath
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Well pepsi owns gatorade and pepsi has amped energy drinks, so thats probably why.
Jan 28 2010 3:11AM
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Arabian.
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>>implying that gatorade already isn't bad for you. idjit.
Jan 28 2010 3:12AM
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k-rob
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because they're so G.
Jan 28 2010 3:21AM
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Cheezcake.
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if you ran a few miles, and water was nowhere in sight, but there was a red bull and a gatorade in front of you. which one would you choose?

the point is i'm not saying its healthy, but it's a better alternative than some of the energy drinks on the market.
Jan 28 2010 3:22AM
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Arabian.
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Gatorade is nothing but water and high fructose corn syrup. If you had the choice between Gatorade and a twinky for food, which one would you take?

I don't fucking care. You're probably stuck to your couch eating Doritos and watching football anyway.
Jan 28 2010 3:59AM
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k-rob
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Gatorade > Twinky.

Jan 28 2010 4:11AM
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Mr.Panda
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Arabian... calm down dude.
Jan 28 2010 4:18AM
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Arabian.
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NOU! I weeel NoT CalM Do3n!!!!!!!!!
Jan 28 2010 4:31AM
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Dustin.
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My thoughts exactly.
Jan 28 2010 10:38AM
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cultrara
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Click for larger image idk if this is an "energy" drink though
Jan 28 2010 10:54AM
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skithebert
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actually its a 6% solution of fructose-glucose that maximizes your body's ability to absorb and use those sugars immediately. High fructose itself can cause cramping and intestinal distress during exercise when not absorbed quickly (which is why they don't use real fruit juice).

They site some scientific articles there so you can quit acting like a tough guy on the internet now.



That being said I don't even drink gatorade, i prefer water which I find much more refreshing.
Jan 28 2010 11:12AM
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skithebert
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cite*
Jan 28 2010 11:13AM
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spliff.Life
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nope, twinkys are def better for you after a run
Jan 28 2010 11:18AM
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BenWhit
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energy drinks are bad for you, probably why. gatorade is trying to keep it real
Jan 28 2010 12:27PM
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jason...
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Your posts have really gone downhill these days.
Jan 28 2010 12:29PM
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Funnel
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To this day, nothing is better then Red Bull. Gatorade would not be an exception.
Jan 28 2010 12:29PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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WOW you sound like a pussy bitch.
Jan 28 2010 12:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this post probably should have ended the thread rather than having people make asses of themselves. but hey that's just my opinion.
Jan 28 2010 12:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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You are a hippo... your opinion does not matter.
Jan 28 2010 1:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that means i can be big and boisterous and bounce people around with my huge stomach, and then open my massive mouth and show everybody my grill.

point being, hell yeah it matters!

and you're a panda so you can do the same things cause that's how it works
Jan 28 2010 1:03PM
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WikiWiki
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this
Jan 28 2010 1:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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I am too lazy to do anything... must eat bamboo and sleep.
Jan 28 2010 1:05PM
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B.Aussie
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Chocolate Milk is actually better for you than gatorade.. Twinkys are kind of like chocolate milk?

Jan 28 2010 1:09PM
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speedy29
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Pepsi co. already has a large stake in the energy drink why would they need to spend more money when they already have energy drink companies
Jan 28 2010 1:14PM
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Ski_The_East10
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If you little faggots would just listen to this kid a little more often this site would be a lot better...that is exactly why they don't make an energy drink no need to have a million page thread on this when Eheath's explanation should have ended this thread
Jan 28 2010 1:15PM
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jorb.co
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BECAUSE

gatorade is owned by pepsi which also owns amp energy drinks

and enegy drinks are stupid and a waste of money and everyone likes regular gatorade better anyways

Jan 28 2010 1:57PM
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yellav
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i believe the only real problem with gatorade is that it actually ends up dehydrating you if you drink it in its original concentration. halving it with water actually makes it very good for exercise. thats completely hearsay on my part though i'm no nutritionist.
Jan 28 2010 1:59PM
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clive_bixby
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i mean, i'm no advocate of energy drinks but i think gatorade could come up with something a little better for you than your mainstream energy drinks.
Jan 28 2010 2:02PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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I Fucking Love the Rade
Jan 28 2010 2:15PM
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Slinger1x1
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so much hatorade in this thread...
Jan 28 2010 2:28PM
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Malcolm
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i was thinking this too, i just dont know who owns who
Jan 28 2010 2:34PM
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TotallyTrevor
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Pepsi owns gatorade and Pepsi also owns amp...so Pepsi pretty much has the energy drink game and hydration scene on lockdown.

they probably don't see a point in making a "gatorade" energy drink because they already have an energy drink line. amp mixed berry is definitely my favorite energy drink too
Jan 28 2010 2:45PM
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WSMFP
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RED BULL 4 LIFE FTW
Jan 28 2010 3:57PM
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Hermondo
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It's called Ballerade. Just pour a bottle of Bawls into your 32ounce and you're set!
Jan 28 2010 4:40PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Sorry, but when I'm playing golf and tennis for 5 hours I don't want to drink chocolate milk. It weighs you down. Gatorade (Go Gators! BTW) just makes you feel like Tiger Woods.
Jan 28 2010 6:10PM
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Mr.Panda
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An adulterer?
Jan 28 2010 6:13PM
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Arabian.
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Makes you feel like a half black/half asian man?
Jan 28 2010 6:14PM
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Dr.NS
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you just like the name don't you...
Jan 28 2010 6:14PM
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vincentlee223
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&feature=related

Thats all you need!
Jan 28 2010 6:18PM
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vincentlee223
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Thats all you need! Sorry about the other post
Jan 28 2010 6:19PM
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Totes_Magotes
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very very high quality post right here /not sarasm (for real)
Jan 28 2010 7:00PM
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henrytargett
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Gatorade is an energy drink
Jan 28 2010 7:02PM
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Shpadoinkle
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No, like a pimp and a sick athlete.
Jan 28 2010 7:07PM
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cultrara
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Jan 28 2010 8:29PM
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karmagod
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Actually he's caublasian. A mixture of Black, Asian, Indian, and Caucasian.

Tiger's words not mine.
Jan 28 2010 8:39PM
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mezzy
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wait im pretty sure pepsi makes powerade, not gatorade.
Jan 28 2010 8:56PM
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