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I'm excited for space travel because...

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Nathn
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pirates will make a comeback.


Discuss.
Jan 23 2010 8:47PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
But I'll have my ninja on my side to kill them if they attack me. Everyone knows that ninja are better than pirate.
Jan 23 2010 8:48PM
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.jesus.
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oh look it's jude law
Jan 23 2010 8:48PM
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Shredneck
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A planet with large mountains and eternal snow.
Jan 23 2010 8:49PM
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Nathn
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I think pirates are better. Ninjas are just bitches to who ever's paying, but pirates do whatever they want and still get way more dough.
Jan 23 2010 8:52PM
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Peter.
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/thread
Jan 23 2010 9:17PM
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*steeze_is_good
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OMG I'm going to be a pirate

Jan 23 2010 9:19PM
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mski
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hahaha..cant wait to steal some space booty
Jan 23 2010 9:22PM
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cool.
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my dreams. maybe a little less gravity too, just a tad
Jan 23 2010 9:38PM
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EastScratchSkier
Posts: 186 - Karma: 16
i'm just looking forward to being able to burncruise in space
Jan 23 2010 10:16PM
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statuswhitegirl
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alien secks
Jan 23 2010 10:18PM
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panojibber
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You could go places where nobody would EVER find you.

Pirates would make an epic comeback, Star Wars would clearly be enacted in real life, somebody with way too much money would make the Enterprise, and then Mass Effect would happen.
Jan 23 2010 10:57PM
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superpoluha
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imagine alien vagins, all slimey and whatnot, i think i got abducted and experienced that, then i was left in a field... then again it couldve been the cow that gave me a blowjob...


yea it prob was the cow


ill be back, i gotta go get the.... uumm.... groceries
Jan 23 2010 11:01PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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No gravity would be so much fun.
Jan 23 2010 11:03PM
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Bepo
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you are not funny
Jan 23 2010 11:06PM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
so i can be at more than one place at a time... and eternal now wouldnt be too bad either
Jan 23 2010 11:11PM
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Shredneck
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Maybe you weren't aware but gravity is how we get down the mountain.
Jan 24 2010 2:23AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I just want a computer that fucking works.
Jan 24 2010 7:59AM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Don't we all..
Jan 24 2010 8:07AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Zero gravity trampolines. Well, very low gravity trampolines would make more sense.
Jan 24 2010 10:51AM
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Delphi
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space travel is boring....

not piracy, smuggling. There will be thousands of Han Solos flying around the galaxy.
Jan 24 2010 11:39AM
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superpoluha
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we dont quote Rowen. we just dont do it.
Jan 24 2010 12:43PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
ok so you are the worst member on NS. you have been here for 2 months and you have 1400 posts and everyone i see is disgusting or worthless. multiple times you have talked about weird things you have done with cows and im starting to believe you actually have. you are not funny. no one but you thinks that having sex with cows if funny.
Jan 24 2010 12:54PM
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Nathn
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Exactly. I PM'd him saying everything he has ever said makes me mad and he said "KOOL STOORY BRAAAAAAH" with a K and everything.
Jan 24 2010 12:56PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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Space Pirates pwn earth bound ninjas, hands down. 

Will the space pirates be human space pirates, or will this piracy be from alien pirates ... who may or may not have weird vaginas?

I have always assumed that once space travel becomes common place, space pirates will develop into an unstopable force. Infact, I predict that space pirates will become such a threat to national  security and space-dom that governments will begin training earth ninjas to battle the pirates. The plan will fail.

Jan 25 2010 6:56AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.
Jan 25 2010 7:00AM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
the ice planet of hoth; or as it will be known...snowpark hoth
Jan 25 2010 10:01AM
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panojibber
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I don't know though man, don't trust those jawas or your dad might end up cutting your arm off in a flying city on some distant planet.

Hoth Snowpark would be badass, pow all day erryday.
Jan 25 2010 11:18AM
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TheGreatKleenex
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:O
Jan 25 2010 11:31AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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They took my Ma! She was out collecting mushrooms by the moisture vaporators! THE SANDPEOPLE TOOK HER!
Jan 25 2010 11:34AM
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freestyler540
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That was my answer
Jan 25 2010 12:50PM
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yuck
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they should have done this on the Deadliest Warrior.

instead they did ninja vs spartan which was kinda gay.
Jan 25 2010 2:50PM
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yellav
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but i was going to go to tashi station and pick up some power converters
Jan 25 2010 4:41PM
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Blurst
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you would just explode dumbass
Jan 25 2010 4:45PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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with all the talk of droids, space vaginas, ninjas and pirates you choose this....gravity... to call some one out on. fair i guess
Jan 31 2010 3:40AM
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OhMyBosh
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lolwut
Jan 31 2010 11:30AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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dumbass...
Jan 31 2010 11:34AM
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factory81
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drugs could then be grown in space, and then sent to my house from a space capsule, thus avoiding all police detection.


since nasa can't even detect the asteroids whizzing by us (or most of them as I have read)
Jan 31 2010 12:01PM
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Chickendodo
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Cowboy Bebop?  Anyone?
Jan 31 2010 12:04PM
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BEARS.
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Jan 31 2010 12:08PM
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apcaipse
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I WANT AVATAR TO BE REAL D:
Jan 31 2010 3:16PM
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finnajon5
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be the first to makeup the kangaroo flip and own a lambo with a ski rack

create the ipod
Jan 31 2010 3:29PM
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