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If you could invent something, what would it be?

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D@n.
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For a school project, I have to design and create a working prototype of a new product to be brought to the market, and my professor said that all the answers come from problems. So in order to get some ideas, I thought I'd ask the NS community about some skiing related (or other) issues/inconveniences you guys might have that could be fixed by some new invention.

Any input would be fantastic, and if your idea is feasible I would definitely bring it to my group and make it. Thanks so much guys, I'm stoked to hear some ideas.

Note: Due to time/equipment restrictions, only mostly mechanical products can be made.

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Cincher
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What about something that lets you know where your cellphone is when it's on vibrate. Like similar to a pager button on a cordless home phone. I hate looking for my phone when it's on vibrate.
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Mike.Steezze
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Bam Margera has had one for like 4 years now. Its in an episode of jackass and there is other videos of him using it too.
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spliff.Life
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its not possible i tell you!!!
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Forrest.Gump
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a freestyle ski boot.
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jibgilmon
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How about something useful?

A cheap ski that's made for urbans. We're talking like a basic base, a basic top, and like a really cheap inner material. Like maybe a type of metal, instead of wood. And no edges. Imagine being able to buy a dream urban ski for 50 bucks.
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lifewithstyle
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Looks so fun :)

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16 years ago
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omIV
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this, but with golf.  i can shoot -30 on tiger woods golf, but never broke 100 in real life.
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Mike.Steezze
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I like the skate & xbox idea cause I suck at it. But -30 on tiger with my wii get boring but i love golfing, and my best is 83. But good luck with breaking 100 golf is fuckng hard.

I wanna invent a way to have something derectly from the city to the ski hill, super fast and easy.

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teleak
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he really is god...
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Cow_Jibber
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led lighted bases, and make it so you can program different banners and stuff into the lights... that's be soooo dope to flash those at people in the park
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a_pla5tic_bag
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freeze ray!
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steezilicious
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something that could detect a golden ticket inside a wonka bar
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GILLSKI
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didnt the british make one that never gave a real answer
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mavinnowhere
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a device to help you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
for real though a ski with a base made for cement like maybe lots of ball bearings
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zues
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the best answer ever is a time machine
that would simply be the coolest thing ever
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D@n.
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i lol'd
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tommyp1ckles
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diesel powered dildo
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DrZoidberg
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More like a re-invent but a symmetrical surfboard. It would be the invader of surfboards I guess. It would either need a very dull point on both ends or some type of broad curve that still allows it to bite the wave.  A normal pointed nose shape on both ends doesn't seem ideal. Symmetrical rocker, but not too much and it would need to be gradual. It seems like too much rocker would make it way too loose. Fins wouldn't work, not on the back anyway. Central fins or several channels to well, channel water through and keep it on course would be put into place. The fin would need to be symmetrical too. I have no clue where the leash would go.

I know people do reverts and stuff in waves, but this could improve on it.  Also, a board with a lot of rocker would behave loosely and kinda like a skateboard in the sense that you could nearly ollie with it. I guess two models, one with a lot of rocker and another the opposite, would be made.

Why I think it won't work: Wikipedia says surfing has been around since 1767, so I'm probably not the first one to think of this. That means it may have been tried and failed or labeled as non-beneficial no matter how the board is made. Then again, skiing's been around for a while and symmetrical only caught on a few years ago...
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TheHamburglar
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podracers
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GILLSKI
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been done
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icon1234
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a re-do button. Push the button and you automatically go 30 seconds back in time. So you can huck your self al day skiing, and if you ever get hurt, just push the button and your injury free :)
16 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
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unless you die... :)
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smokeyjack2000
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Cross pollenate to create a money tree.
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D@n.
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I don't know much about surfing but I'll definitely look into this
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sammiedee
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skislope4
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dehydrated water
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umad
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Yeah this sounds really plausible.
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YukonGraham
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Aight turnign smoke into coal would be an ok thing if we could capture all the smoke coal produces
if not ur just destroying skiing forever.

Im saying a ski that has brass inserts in the ski where the bindings go so you can just screw your bindings in an avoid having to drop 30 bucks every time u need your skis mounted.  Just have eight holes or if you want to get fancy do 12 then you can have your binding centered or back.  I know this took alot of thought and it should be the future of skiing never thought of before.



Oh ya its called a SNOWBOARD

Best invention ever, will saves thousands of skis
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YukonGraham
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hahahaha thats kinda jokes makes it seem like i think snowboards should replace skis


no actually my invention is the inserts, i just don't get how snowboards have had this for over a decade and ski companies still refuse to do it.

Does it like break the ski or something?
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Legion
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i would buy that
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304NordMan
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skis that slidd uphill.
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sammiedee
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wow guess what i'm building this summer haha
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Arabian.
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Lol at the Garden State reference.


I'd invent Brain to USB connections and data transfer. We'd all be on the same page, info would be instant, and we'd be left up to our own devices and freedoms to do whatever we want.
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BEARS.
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wouldnt that necessitate a usb drive in your head? that surgery might be pretty risky/expensive.
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Cthulhu
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never ending bag of weed, hands down
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sammiedee
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i've actually thought of this too. school would take maybe an hour to download a phd haha
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Arabian.
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Fuck yeah it would. INSTANT PORN TRANSFER.
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BEARS.
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Hoover
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you should invent a big gap somewere around the bottom of alta...maybe call it rad's?? cuz it would be so rad but i would get the feeling someone would get hurt..maybe twist an ancle
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Hoover
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*ankle
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**Jibs@Royal**
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u forgot the seatbelt so u wont fall out
16 years ago
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**Jibs@Royal**
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c through clothes goggles XD
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vincentlee223
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no
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Hoover
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yes?
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Malcolm
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id rock that
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omIV
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"IT"s already been invented

looks like Mr Garrison beat you to it

16 years ago
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Travapple.
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that wouldnt be to0o hard actually, you may need a seatbelt however.
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SteezyOhio
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invisable marijuana pipe so my mom didnt find it, or a time machine so i could have grabbed it to take it with me to shower while she searched in my closet for fucking baby dedication papers, cunt.
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2814
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You could invent skis that work in the summer on mountain biking trails
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