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They dont know whats wrong with me?

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OMGWTFBBQ
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sunday i came back from a trip to big boulder to find my self with a scratchy throat. i didnt think nothing of it cuz i was at a college party yelling all night and dancing. Monday rolls around and im like convinced i have a sore throat soo i took alka seltzer cold and sucked on some cough drops and my sore throat still hurt. soo i woke up tuesday with a rash on my groin, no its not herpes lol, and my glands were soo swollen that it looked like i had a cut in half tennis ball on the sides of my jaw. soo i made a call and set up an appmt with my primary care. Today i was rushed to the hospital with trouble breathing and the rash soon took up my entire body, doctors tested me all day and it came back negative for strep and mono. the doctor told me he has never seen these kinda symtems combined and how fast it all went down

needless to say, ive been diagnosed with complications to Tonsillitis and Scarlet fever and they have no idea how to explain the rash, fantastic, oh and the doctor said to my face he isnt sure if thats even it and that he hopes the antibiotics work.
Jan 20 2010 4:03PM
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yojimbo
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Paging Dr. House..
Jan 20 2010 4:05PM
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N-John360
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You're probably going to die.
Jan 20 2010 4:08PM
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Brock.
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alien.

you are turning into an alien.






Jan 20 2010 4:08PM
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Billek
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You rang?

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Jan 20 2010 4:08PM
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Franny
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something wrong with your immune?
Jan 20 2010 4:16PM
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Jodi
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i laughed.
but are you sure that isn't a staph infection of some kind?
Jan 20 2010 4:23PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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nope its got all to do with my respiratory system and the giant pills they are making me take wont start fighting back for 2 days soo im on vikaden to get rid of the pain and so i can fall asleep
Jan 20 2010 4:27PM
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yojimbo
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lullzzzz
Jan 20 2010 4:29PM
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KiDCuDi
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+the+fuck+is+wrong+with+me?
Jan 20 2010 4:32PM
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JRullo
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maybe its just a weird virus going around? have you talked to other people at the party to see if anyone else has it? maybe you should write down what you ate that day cus you could either have an allergy to it, or it might be something that got recalled and that could be making you sick?
Jan 20 2010 4:38PM
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Elg
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you're gonna have a disease named after you. parkbumm's disease!
Jan 20 2010 4:54PM
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@skiinmitch
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if you hooked up woth a whore your fucked
Jan 20 2010 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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It's the plaque. Thanks god you have house on your side. Your lucky. As long as you don't piss him off your golden
Jan 20 2010 5:01PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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It's worth than we could have imagined...


He forgot to brush his teeth.
Jan 20 2010 5:05PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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And i've developed a lisp.
Jan 20 2010 5:05PM
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[tightpants]
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lolz^
Jan 20 2010 5:08PM
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dwhite
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It's not lupus
Jan 20 2010 5:09PM
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Logey.
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its unexplainable. must be aids or cancer

Jan 20 2010 5:20PM
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AMG.
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Sounds like the only solution is to tie up you shoes, and walk it off.

but seriously that sucks. soar throats throats are bullshit.

Jan 20 2010 5:48PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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well i hope everything turns out okay
Jan 20 2010 5:51PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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i got cortisone creme some burly ass antibiotic and vikes the rash isnt getting any better tho in fact its spreading more and getting even itchier. christ what else could go wrong with me!
Jan 20 2010 5:57PM
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Evilchris
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beat me to it godamint
Jan 20 2010 6:02PM
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gstaff
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word
Jan 20 2010 6:18PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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back to the ER, rash is now covering me head to toe including my face. great
Jan 20 2010 8:45PM
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messplay
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dang man im a hypochondriac - i would be going crazy right now!

you're tough, hope it goes away soon. +vibes
Jan 20 2010 8:47PM
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king.of.gnarnia
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as long as ur not peeing blood ur gana be fine. dr house is a good man and he'll fix u up
Jan 20 2010 8:51PM
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B4NE1
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but wouldn't the whore have it too

Jan 20 2010 8:52PM
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Benson23
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always something entertaining to read on wedesday night... that sucks though get better soon +k
Jan 20 2010 8:54PM
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*Nickdel*
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little does he know...she does
Jan 20 2010 8:54PM
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SKIU4EA
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I hate to be the 1 to tell you this, but you're probably allergic to skiing or maybe your tall tee.

Jan 20 2010 8:58PM
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jeremy.g
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this is either some district 9 shit and you are turning into a prawn, or you have ebola. whatever happens good fucking luck.
Jan 20 2010 8:59PM
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1337
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pictures can help diagnose the problem

Jan 20 2010 9:01PM
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gnarrr
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be a dick, and ask for a new doctor who can actually diagnose you.
Jan 20 2010 9:10PM
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-Kevin-
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Holy shit dude, that blows.
Jan 20 2010 10:06PM
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AgentOrange11
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+vibes dude
Jan 20 2010 10:12PM
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OhMyBosh
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Its Lupus.
Jan 20 2010 10:15PM
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[tightpants]
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holy sh*t.  +vibes man you're one tough hombre I would be flippin nutz right now.  hope everything works out for you
Jan 20 2010 10:46PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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im back. they put me on steroids for the rash which now is consuming my whole body..my glands are soo swollen its not allowing me to close my jaw and i cant eat solids. they hope the stuff they prescribed me works on killing the bacteria. they still do not know what it is tho and im on watch cuz my throat keeps closing
Jan 21 2010 9:48AM
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Twig
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damn dude, you'd think they'd at least keep you in the hospital given that they have no fucking clue what is wrong with you. hope you feel better.
Jan 21 2010 10:08AM
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jamers
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shit dude, hope they diagnose you, and get this shit figured out
Jan 21 2010 10:13AM
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jeremy.g
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dude, pics of this rash?
Jan 21 2010 10:17AM
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fragglemuffin
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did they test you for any kind of staph infection?
Jan 21 2010 10:41AM
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Jodi
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seriously - im no doctor but this totally sounds like a staph infection (flesh eating disease).
Jan 21 2010 10:44AM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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rash is brought on my scarlet fever. there sending me to a dermatologist now to be tested for shit fml
Jan 21 2010 11:21AM
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14.
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Im pretty sure the last thing he wants to do is take pics of his rash and upload em on ns aha
hope your good bro
buttt what kinda healthcare do you have lol thats nutty
Jan 21 2010 11:23AM
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WSMFP
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medical marijuana.
Jan 21 2010 12:35PM
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jibjunkie
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vibes that sounds terrible
Jan 21 2010 12:46PM
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JayDope
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i had tonsilitis it sucked so bad, i couldnt swallow my own spit, so i would keep a spit cup around with me
Jan 21 2010 1:17PM
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tommycat
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Hope it works buddy.
Jan 21 2010 1:34PM
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Elijah.
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Get well soon hombre.
Jan 21 2010 3:11PM
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