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this morning i was sitting down on the toilet to take a shit. I aimed my dick back so that it wouldn't slap on the edge of the bowl but then I sat right down on it. The whole seat was down and I didn't notice. It felt like my balls were in my stomach and my dick snapped in half.
actually, i drive a cramped tiny two-door honda from 1994 which is very ugly turquoise with pink stripes that we peeled off, and rusty as hell with manual windows. yeah and of course i'm a total douche bag and actually like to brag seriously about the size of my meat on NS.
i have only come up short one time.. kind of a bummer because you know in your head you fail eppicly.. but i just laughed really fucking hard in my schools library when is was awkwardly silent, now i am getting dirty looks from kids and teachers....thanks you sir
It's more fun to fine tune your urinating Skill / Ability in the pitch black by listening to the sound of ur piss hitting the water to know if you're somewhat close to the middle or about to piss all over the floor.