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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
this morning i was sitting down on the toilet to take a shit. I aimed my dick back so that it wouldn't slap on the edge of the bowl but then I sat right down on it. The whole seat was down and I didn't notice. It felt like my balls were in my stomach and my dick snapped in half.
Jan 18 2010 8:49AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
,
Jan 18 2010 9:16AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
:)
Jan 18 2010 9:21AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,428
yeah
Jan 18 2010 9:21AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
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Jan 18 2010 9:23AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i hate it when my dick touches the toilet water when i'm peeing
Jan 18 2010 10:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
or when you must do n°2 with hard wood....
Jan 18 2010 10:13AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i bet you drive a sports car or a really big truck
Jan 18 2010 11:51AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
that sounds so incredibly painful i have never had the pleasure of doing this
Jan 18 2010 2:16PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Having an urgent no.1 in the morning with a morning wood. NOOOOT fun.
Jan 18 2010 2:19PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

The arm out against the wall and 45 degree angle body lean on tip toes....  classic move for such an occurance.

Jan 18 2010 2:23PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3589 - Karma: 1,065
or the longshot. stand like 5 feet back and try to aim it in perfectly
Jan 18 2010 2:28PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
You have to "walk it in" towards the end though to avoid any "coming up short" incidences....
Jan 18 2010 2:31PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This just made me lol all over the place.  I know exactly what you're talking about and do it all the time.
Jan 18 2010 5:48PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
the worst
Jan 18 2010 5:51PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
You mean you guys don't just superman on the toilet when you have a woody?
Jan 18 2010 7:51PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
actually, i drive a cramped tiny two-door honda from 1994 which is very ugly turquoise with pink stripes that we peeled off, and rusty as hell with manual windows. yeah and of course i'm a total douche bag and actually like to brag seriously about the size of my meat on NS.
Jan 19 2010 11:34PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
ima go try to sit on my dick. brb.
Jan 19 2010 11:39PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
The most annoying about being a man.
Jan 20 2010 3:50AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
i have only come up short one time.. kind of a bummer because you know in your head you fail eppicly.. but i just laughed really fucking hard in my schools library when is was awkwardly silent, now i am getting dirty looks from kids and teachers....thanks you sir
Jan 20 2010 12:31PM
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str8jiberish
Posts: 87 - Karma: 13
Oooooofff, no, but now I will make sure that THAT never ever .. EVER happends.
Jan 20 2010 12:49PM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
haha I laughed way too hard at that
Jan 20 2010 3:25PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
It's more fun to fine tune your urinating Skill / Ability  in the pitch black by listening to the sound of ur piss hitting the water to know if you're somewhat close to the middle or about to piss all over the floor.
Jan 20 2010 3:31PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i dont think im man enough to partake in an activity as risky as that.
Jan 20 2010 3:54PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
it sucks when you mess up
Jan 20 2010 4:18PM
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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
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Jan 20 2010 4:19PM
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haiggk2
Posts: 152 - Karma: 136
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha vibes man and +karma for making my day
Jan 20 2010 5:34PM
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BEARS.
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Jan 20 2010 5:37PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

You're welcome...

Jan 20 2010 5:46PM
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