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how would a donkey fall into a well
cool story nonetheless
That reminds me of this time a mother chicken was walking with her little chicks when all of a sudden two of the little chicks got stuck in the mud. The mother chicken went to the farmer and said, "my chicks are stuck in the mud please help them out." The farmer went to his garage and pulled out his ferrari, tied a rope to the back of it, and threw the other end to the chicks. He yelled, "grab hold of the rope and i will pull you out." The chicks grabbed the rope but the ferrari just spun out in the mud and couldnt go anywhere. The mother chicken started to cry. she thought her little chicks would surly die in the mud. Just then the horse walked out of the stable, trotted into the mud, lowered his cock over the chicks and told them to grab hold. They latched on and he walked them right out of the mud to the waiting mother chicken. Her little chicks were safe again.
Moral of the story: If your hung like a horse, you dont need a ferrari to pick up chicks.