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Man Vs. Wild- Bear Grylls kills Reindeer

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gmack24
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He's the man.


Jan 6 2010 9:33PM
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pmw
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some of the show is fake, but the advice is real. just because he doesnt always stay in the shelter he builds does not mean that in a survival situation it would not work

god hes the man

i always imagine what it would be like to be walking through the woods one day, and see a man jump into a frozen lake naked, proceed to get out and do naked jumping jacks, all while being filmed by a camera crew. thatd be pretty funny
Jan 6 2010 9:37PM
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ROOS.
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HE GRABBED ITS PENIS, BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jan 6 2010 9:37PM
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alden.
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i wouldnt drink that blood your reindeer might be laced
Jan 6 2010 9:39PM
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cool.
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dood is suuuch a badass.
Jan 6 2010 9:42PM
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OhMyBosh
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the guys a fake faggot. survivorman is so much more legit. he actually lives in the middle of nowhere for a week. bear just walks around with a camera crew and does gross stuff.
Jan 6 2010 9:44PM
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.frenchy
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he is definetly the man
Jan 6 2010 9:44PM
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gmack24
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wah
Jan 6 2010 9:45PM
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b-ladd
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BLITZEN!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Jan 6 2010 9:47PM
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.travis.
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Not even in your dreams could you be as manly as Bear Grylls. That guy is the shit.

And I bet he never smoked laced weed.
Jan 6 2010 9:50PM
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AptosFreeskier
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Bear grylls isn't out there to prove that he can survive for a week, he is just there to show you what to do. Would any of you pussies kill a reindeer and drink its blood?
Jan 6 2010 9:51PM
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pmw
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survivor man is a fucken whinney pussy who complains about everything. i seriosuly hate him

one episode he started out with a gun....A GUN
Jan 6 2010 9:51PM
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860media*
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u sir just made my day
Jan 6 2010 9:52PM
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Username_42069
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youre right, man vs wild is laced with fake smoke and mirrors hollywood bs
Jan 6 2010 9:54PM
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OhMyBosh
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he starts with things that make sense for people travelling in that area. he survives doing the bear minimum, whereal grylls does all sorts of crazy bullshit that you'd never really have to do in a true survival situation... hes just a guy whos willing to do gross shit basically.
Jan 6 2010 9:57PM
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pmw
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survivor man complains about absolutely everything, grylls just eats it

despite whos is more realistic, which would you rather watch? if you say survivorman......

but seriously, les eats stuff, will hate the taste, and stop eating it. he is not willing to eat anything raw and luckily he always has his 3 matches. whereas bear shows you how to live with nothing. if you get lost, and try to survive off a show where a guy used matches, and you have none, then your fucked. bear can make a fire with literally anything, his knowledge is far superior to les, and knows a lot more about his surroundings.

sorry, a lot of that probably didnt make sense, im to tired, and i dont feel like proof reading it to fix it
Jan 6 2010 10:02PM
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steezemeister
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so badass
Jan 6 2010 10:05PM
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OhMyBosh
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les has made fires without matches plenty of times... he does what he needs to survive, and nothing more. if you had to survive for 7 days, thats exactly what you do. grylls may do legit stuff, but its not real, so it just isnt the same. he isnt under any danger or anything like that.
Jan 6 2010 10:07PM
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.brian
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dudes a savage
Jan 6 2010 10:08PM
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Luc.
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that is so fucking metal
Jan 6 2010 10:09PM
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schmooey.
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fuck you, Santa! I'll do this to the rest of them if you don't pay the ransom, not just blitzen! you better fucking believe i'm coming after rudolff!

Jan 6 2010 10:09PM
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pmw
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your making completely valid points and theres nothing to argue

im just expressing my views a viewer of the show and know that man vs. wild is much more enthralling then survivor man, which is all very monotonous
Jan 6 2010 10:10PM
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T-Holt
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He does THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS!!!!!!!!!
He goes into a fucking mine shaft saying how dangerous it is. The oxygen level gets too low and his torch goes out. He's talking about how he could fall down a hole and die. He does such unnecessary things that would get you killed because you're not an ex-british forces guy or whatever he is.

Les is much better at surviving and has much better advice.
Jan 6 2010 10:11PM
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Evilchris
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Bear is the man. he puts himself in situations to show people what to do if they are in it.
Jan 6 2010 10:15PM
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LMPJibbin
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props i wouldnt drink the blood unless it was for a lottttt of money
Jan 6 2010 10:17PM
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paulgenovese
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Thats fucked. He is a beast none the less
Jan 6 2010 10:20PM
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BootySpunk.
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BUT it way more entertaining and I could much rather watch Man vs. Wild because he does way more crazy shit and is just way more fun to watch.
Jan 6 2010 10:21PM
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gstaff
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thats a little fucked up.   but i saw him kill a pig in one
Jan 6 2010 10:22PM
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Noss.
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i loled so hard i pissed myself
Jan 6 2010 10:23PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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both les and bear are legit. i prefer les over bear though, he can shred a harmonica and i watched him drink his own evaporated piss.
Jan 6 2010 10:26PM
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murflydude
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bear and edward cullen have thing that are simalar they are both fake, girls get over edward and bear is fake survivor man is the shit
Jan 6 2010 10:30PM
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Negro_Jesus
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THIS!

Les stroud kicks bear gryllz ass

Jan 6 2010 10:31PM
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T-Holt
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I agree, but when people claim that he does the things he does because he wants to show you how to survive, that annoys me.
Jan 6 2010 10:31PM
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geteducated
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bear takes unnecessary risks.  survivorman plays it pretty safe. maybe to the point of monotony for some viewers.

kids whose idea of camping is to drive to your site with beer tend to prefer the more add friendly bear gryls, where as people who have actually completed a 1mile+ portage in their life with full gear and a canoe appreciate survivorman more.

hence why i like survivorman.
Jan 6 2010 10:32PM
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Franny
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Bear does not take unnecessary risks.

Proof

Jan 6 2010 10:38PM
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geteducated
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haha^
Jan 6 2010 10:40PM
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k-rob
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lol you can actually see him spitting it out on cam.
Jan 6 2010 10:41PM
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butteredpretzel
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having never watched either, which should i watch this year
Jan 6 2010 10:52PM
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butteredpretzel
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having never watched either, which should i watch this year
Jan 6 2010 10:52PM
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alden.
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you are truly a gentleman and a scholar SIR
Jan 6 2010 11:10PM
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DJohnson
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fucking ruthless
Jan 6 2010 11:11PM
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BootySpunk.
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Yah agreed...Survivor man has some new show that shows how the people on "I shouldn't be alive" could of survived better and it has some really nice survival tips and I dunno Les is way more legit with actually surviving Bear is just a nut.
Jan 6 2010 11:11PM
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BULLSEMEN
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Ya, did anyone else notice how we walked up to the deer and it was already tied to a tree?
Jan 6 2010 11:14PM
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Mac.
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What a badass, just openly gutting and eating a reindeer.

People can bash him all they want, but he still does awesome shit like this (routinely).
Jan 7 2010 12:14AM
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fujarome
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2 completely different shows...

les tells you how to survive for awhile, and avoid bad situations.
bear tells you how to survive should you find yourself in one of those bad situations.

I like man vs wild more because i like bear more, and after a few minutes, i get sick of hearing les complaining. And i dislike the way survivorman always has those episodes where he builds a shelter, gets equipment, then says "we'll just hunker down here for a few days."

Plus i find it somewhat stupid whenever i see a long range shot of les walking across a field. Because you know he had to walk out there, place the camera, walk across screen, then walk all the way back and get it


and in any case, escape to the legion was better than both of them. And i don't think les would have made it through that.
Jan 7 2010 12:24AM
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OhMyBosh
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i find that it makes his shit more legit...


grylls just drives somewhere, gets out of a car and walks 5 minutes into the forrest or whatever, pretends to need to survive and does something ridiculous and goes somewhere else. sure the stuff he does is cool, but its fake and unnecessary... which ruins it for me.
Jan 7 2010 12:30AM
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zues
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haha i love this show, its so much better than survivor man...

best part is he blames the moving of the reindeer to reflexes, but its obviouslt still alive and he bleeds it to death lol, cut right into the jugular.  but don't worry its strictly just "reflexes" lol
Jan 7 2010 12:37AM
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anxju
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les goes into the wilderness and starves himself for a week... he drinks stagnant and possibly disease carrying water and is nowhere near as skilled as bear

bear may be a phony, but if there was a survival competition between the two, bear would last 40x longer. les would die due to starvation and the fact that he is nowhere near as in shape or prepared to endure the elements as bear
Jan 7 2010 12:50AM
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epic_line
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haft the stuff he does if you took the chance to do in the wild you would be dead within 2 days! he doesn't have to carry 6 cameras around. Walk back to grab them after filming a shot then keep carrying them and going on. I see this guy get his camera crew for light.
Jan 7 2010 12:53AM
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OhMyBosh
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lol



yeah big badass... oh wait... hes 5 minutes away from a road with 10 guys helping out and safety ropes... what a tough dude.





Jan 7 2010 1:01AM
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gmack24
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trap didn't work but he was showing you what to do if you were able to kill one...He says the local tribes gave them permission to hunt one.

Les= Much more knowledgeable, however kind of a pussy
Bear- Very knowledgeable but not down to a science like Les...His lack of fear, agility ascending/descending just about anything, and his british S.A.S. training makes him the real survivorman
Jan 7 2010 1:03AM
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