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Help me get back at my sister......

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westSide.Steeze
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So my sister comes home from college and asks to go up to the mountain with me and my friends, naturally me being nice I say sure, I let her come up on the conditions that she drives, so the day was way epic and we all had a great time, and on the way down me and all my friends decided to pack a celebratory bowl dedicated to an epic day. So we pull out the bub and start packing and my sister flips a total bitch fit, and through the fighting ends up calling my mom, and telling her that we had illegal stuff in the car and to call all my friends' moms etc etc etc. So basically i get home and get rolled by the 'rents and it was a very gay way to end such an epic day, and ruined the last 5 days of my winter break. So NS give me some ideas to get back at this bitch!


SPARKNOTES: Epic day up at the mountains, decide to pack a fat bowl to celebrate it, sister calls parents and tells them, I get rolled fat ruining my new years and winter break. Help me get back at the bitch!
Jan 6 2010 12:16AM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
tell her you love her deeply
Jan 6 2010 12:18AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
masturbate into her underwear drawer every night when shes asleep for at least a month.
Jan 6 2010 12:19AM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
I think a swift punch to the ovaries could solve most of your problems.

But really, retaliating is weak, just let karma do it work and before you know it she'll get knocked up or something.
Jan 6 2010 12:20AM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
And before its said my sister blazes all the time so it was a total hypocritical move.....
Jan 6 2010 12:20AM
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switchieski
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that might get her pregnant


shes a bitch, punch her in the face

i got caught by my friends sis once, but she didnt care
Jan 6 2010 12:21AM
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knblhjgkfjxdzsg
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rape her
Jan 6 2010 12:21AM
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Slinger1x1
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why in the world would your sister tell on you? especially if it had to do with illegal drugs?
shit, my brothers bought me beer and smoked with me...
Jan 6 2010 12:22AM
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SteezyOhio
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you must be a retart......
Jan 6 2010 12:24AM
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jesse_jones
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Get some disgusting homeless person to wipe their butt and balls with her toothbrush.  IMPORTANT: FILM IT, making sure she has no doubt it is in your house and is her toothbrush, (with a newspaper to give the date) AND DO NOT send her the tape until after she has been using it a while!

Or get some people to skull rape her and butt rape her.

Jan 6 2010 12:28AM
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switchieski
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yes, im a retart, check ur meter
Jan 6 2010 12:28AM
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SteezyOhio
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your sarcasm meter must be as useful as your penis you fucking idiot.
Jan 6 2010 12:30AM
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switchieski
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you seem angry.
Jan 6 2010 12:30AM
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BEARS.
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i wish i had a sibling.
Jan 6 2010 12:30AM
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B4NE1
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Plant a camera somewhere while she smokes up then show your parents
Jan 6 2010 12:32AM
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Dub_Digital
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you should have one of your friends rape her

"dewt oh muh gawd u would say dat, "




ashantis down "DEWT"
Jan 6 2010 12:33AM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
Thuggery was there too it was a gay experience
Jan 6 2010 12:34AM
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theabortionator
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You should know your family well enough to know if their 420 friendly or not. That was your bad from the start. Yes she has a retarded problem with weed, but you should have smoked before you got in the car  unless you knew for sure she was cool.
Jan 6 2010 12:36AM
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nsrhythmskier
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give me her # ill talk to her for you
Jan 6 2010 12:37AM
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theabortionator
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Plant a bag of h and a needle under her bed and tell your rents. Or some meth and a bowl
Jan 6 2010 12:39AM
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Dub_Digital
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the funny thing is that no one smoked........actually its not funny at all haha
Jan 6 2010 12:39AM
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Jan 6 2010 12:40AM
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theabortionator
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Packing up the bub, and hitting it in front of her are the same thing pretty much. If shes not cool with you smoking, she wont be cool with you getting ready to smoke it.

Seriously you have to pay attention. Unless you know for sure she's cool with it, keep it on the down low.

Still sucks how it went down though, best of luck
Jan 6 2010 12:41AM
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jesse_jones
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No, better yet buy like $10000 worth of cocaine, plant it on her, then call the cops.  You will be laughing your ass of when she gets put in prison for 10 years!!  Then you can go visit her and laugh in her face and say "remember when you got us all busted for smoking mary jane?  Well who is laughing now??!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FUKING BITCH!!!!
Jan 6 2010 12:43AM
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PaleCelery
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Post naked pictures of her on NS/Facebook/NY times front page
Jan 6 2010 12:43AM
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THATS_STREET
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if your sister isnt cool with you smoking/is gonna snitch, why did you smoke around her?


Jan 6 2010 12:46AM
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theabortionator
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Send the pics and a letter about how shes another tiger woods affair. They'll run with it. But that might get her fame.

I'd still stick to the drugs thing
Jan 6 2010 12:46AM
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PhilboydStudge
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You have to pay attention. OP said she smokes. That picture is hilarious too
Jan 6 2010 12:47AM
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Dub_Digital
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ngzy isnt the best at explaining stuff...basically what happend is our friend took out the bub and weed still in container, they asked her if they could smoke, she said no, no one else did anything, she called the pair ints
Jan 6 2010 12:49AM
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THATS_STREET
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just curious what state are you in? how old are you? how old is your sister?


Jan 6 2010 12:50AM
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theabortionator
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To brodski, i did pay attention, no where did it say she smokes.

Still, they shouldn't ask if they can smoke if they've never smoked with her before. Knowing who is 420 friendly and who isn't helps a lot.
Jan 6 2010 12:52AM
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westSide.Steeze
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California 17, Sisters 18, and so everyone knows ive blazed with my sister on numerous occasions she just did this out of pure bitchiness, and was completely random.
Jan 6 2010 12:54AM
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theabortionator
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You should have said that. Def plant drugs on her. A good amount
Jan 6 2010 12:55AM
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THATS_STREET
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well that sucks. do you guys have medical marijuana cards?

it probably has something to do with her not wanting to be responsible if you guys had been pulled over.
she was the oldest and driving her car im assuming so she would be deemed responsible had shit gone down with the cops.

i smoke quite a bit and smoke with my brothers but im not cool with smoking in the car because im fuckin 22 and cant be dealing with possesion charges cuz we got pulled over with bud in the car.

regardless that is a bitch move on your sisters part she shouldve solved it herself between you and her and not called your mom and snitched.
Jan 6 2010 12:59AM
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DJohnson
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kick her in the throat
Jan 6 2010 12:59AM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
I tried but they didn't really care because they considered it as "family bonding" but i tried ratting her out for her fake ID, and they didn't care, So far the only successful revenge ive gotten is i showed my dad where she hides her piece and he smashed that shit..... but i still need ideas keep em comin
Jan 6 2010 1:00AM
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baethoven
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fart on her pillow.
Jan 6 2010 1:00AM
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westSide.Steeze
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And thats exactly how i felt, if she had a problem she coulda solved it with us no need to get the 'rents involved.
Jan 6 2010 1:01AM
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WikiWiki
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haha- that fucking blows- id have thrown the shit out and been like the bitch is crazy- we didnt have anything- shes the one smoking
Jan 6 2010 1:04AM
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theabortionator
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Quite a bit? Probably not. You would fall into the occasionally for most peoples standards im sure.
Jan 6 2010 1:05AM
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PhilboydStudge
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5th post down.
Jan 6 2010 1:09AM
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theabortionator
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No where in the op though
Jan 6 2010 1:11AM
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THATS_STREET
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alright edit my post because according to the abortionator i only smoke occasionally.


Jan 6 2010 1:13AM
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Dub_Digital
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haha thats what he did...its just a shitty situation because nugzy does smoke, so he told his rents he didnt smoke (which he didnt) they drug tested him, but he came up positive because hes smoked in the past
Jan 6 2010 1:13AM
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Shredneck
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slip acid into her food at the next family diner
Jan 6 2010 1:17AM
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BEARS.
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you have to do it bare assed though.
Jan 6 2010 1:17AM
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GingaNinja
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That sucks bro. My sisters the same age and she does shit like that sometimes, just not to that extreme... 18 year old girls always think they're right no matter what and there isn't anything you can do... I've tried countless times to get my sister back and I always end up getting in more trouble. Sometimes if I'm super nice she'll feel bad but she'd never admit it. Did you pull the whole "It was my first time" card because that usually takes some pressure of you.
Jan 6 2010 1:17AM
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westSide.Steeze
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Haha i wish i could but i already did that when i got my marijuana ticket over summer, and yeah, ive quit smoking for now.... haha
Jan 6 2010 1:21AM
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THATS_STREET
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have a reasonable convo with your parents and convince them that smoking weed doesnt effect your grades or anything. atleast explain to them that drugtesting is whack as fuck and is invading your privacy.
Jan 6 2010 1:27AM
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Waffle11
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this
Jan 6 2010 1:44AM
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Jan 6 2010 11:49AM
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