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The Official Bagel Thread

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frosted_flakes
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Post a picture of the most glorious bagel you can find and describe in the most spectacular adjectice you can possibly think of while keeping it within the realm of bagels. Also tell us what you think about the pronunciation of bagel, is it 'BAH-gel' or 'BAY-gel'?

I'll start

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My adjective for this bagel would have to be 'Loyal'

AND I also think the pronunciation is 'BAH-gel'
Jan 1 2010 9:15PM
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blong131
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i get made fun of all the time for pronouncing it "beggle"
Jan 1 2010 9:19PM
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ChipSki
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I FUCKING LOVE BAGELS!!!!!!!
Jan 1 2010 9:20PM
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1337
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bay-gels are the bees knees
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Jan 1 2010 9:27PM
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Jordan
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I fucking love bagels.

A good bagel with butter.

my favorite is lox + cream cheese + capers = love.

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Jan 1 2010 9:30PM
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M+M
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i fucking love bagels... i eat one just about every morning, i need them perfectly cooked, toasted once and a half on very dark and it gets the shit perfect, i fucking love em
Jan 1 2010 9:45PM
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thisandthatfilms
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Jan 1 2010 9:52PM
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doublexl
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ok heres what you do

-fry 2 eggs
-flip em, dont break the yokes, and leave those bitches really runny
-toast ur bagel (i like onion bagels)
-COVER that shit in cream cheese (u can experiment. chives is good, but so is strawberry)
-throw the eggs on da bagel, add some hot sauce or some shit
-throw some Dz on that bitch

best breakfast ever.
Jan 1 2010 9:59PM
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JonMini
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This bagel could be described as 'Hearty'

and I pronounce it BAY-gel


BTW bagels are the most amazing things ever
epic thread.
Jan 1 2010 10:22PM
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illadelphlife
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panera, cinnamon crunch, toasted with cream cheese. Fuck yea
Jan 1 2010 10:23PM
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NW_Rider
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So bomb.
Jan 1 2010 10:33PM
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superpoluha
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wow, look at my signature... woot!
Jan 1 2010 10:47PM
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blavallee4
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END THREAD
Jan 1 2010 10:52PM
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OhMyBosh
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people who say bah-gel should be shot.
Jan 1 2010 10:58PM
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charmander
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BAH-gel

people with laced weed should be shot...
Jan 1 2010 11:00PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Boner
Jan 1 2010 11:00PM
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Freeheel4real
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omGGGG my Bahgil was laccceeeddd help guyz ples help Now!!!
Jan 1 2010 11:07PM
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Min_Soo
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Mine would have to be a cinnamon raisin bahgel. Click for larger image

My descriptive word would be adventurous.
And it's definitely bahgel.
Jan 2 2010 4:20PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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THIS!
Jan 2 2010 4:25PM
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ECfreeski3
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fucking LOVE bagels. usually i just go with a plain bagel, maybe toasted, with cream cheese. and sandwiches on bagels, like BLTs, are fucking great. and i had no idea anyone pronounced it in any way besides "BAY-GUL" thats totally fucked
Jan 2 2010 4:33PM
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Oreos
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my threads because i fucking love bagels and those bagels are fucking rodiculoooos!
Jan 2 2010 4:38PM
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Dr.Dank
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PIZZZZZZZZZA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 2 2010 4:39PM
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apcaipse
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That shit is the fucking bomb.
Jan 2 2010 4:44PM
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ECfreeski3
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pizza on a bagel? it seems that if that were the case, you could have pizza... any time??
Jan 2 2010 4:47PM
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dbstar
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it seems that none of you know a truely amazing, montreal bagel:

[IMG]cbc.ca/sevenwonders/images/pic_wonder_montreal_bagel_lg.jpg[/IMG]

Jan 2 2010 4:51PM
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dbstar
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Jan 2 2010 4:51PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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The premise is that once in a long while a product comes along that serves no purpose but to soullessly invigorate an already thriving market. Thus was born the squagel

Jan 2 2010 4:55PM
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Oreos
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perfection

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Jan 2 2010 4:58PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This thread just made me realize I have bagels and no cream cheese. Dammit.

And I hate poppy seed bagels. Love sesame and onion bagels.
Jan 2 2010 5:02PM
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ECfreeski3
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better than cream cheese and no bagels. i wanted to punch my past self last night
Jan 2 2010 5:04PM
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Style+eeze
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"baygels" are sooooo legit, especially BLTs


Jan 2 2010 5:10PM
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.brian
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BIG BAGEL!!!!!!

I call them bay-gels, i dont think i have ever heard anyone call them bah-gels

oh and according to dictionary.com im right

ba⋅gel  [bey-guhClick for larger imagel] Click for larger image Show IPA
–nouna leavened, doughnut-shaped, firm-textured roll, with a brownish glazed surface, made of dough first poached and then baked.
Jan 2 2010 5:22PM
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snwbrdmilf
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No way dude, cream cheese is a universal kitchen item. It goes with most anything!
Jan 2 2010 5:24PM
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ECfreeski3
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ugh i love it on bagels but literally nothing else
Jan 2 2010 5:39PM
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dbricknasty
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plain bay-gel w/ cream cheese and strawberry jelly
or cream cheese, locks, and capers
Jan 2 2010 5:46PM
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joey.
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Jan 2 2010 5:49PM
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CoonKiller
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I work in a bagel shop and after being around them all the time they kinda get boring,but i always love enjoying a nice ham egg and cheese on an everything bagel
Jan 2 2010 5:53PM
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kstanz
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This is probably my favorite, a nice, toasted,peanut butter BAY-gel. I also enjoy pizza bagels and BLT bagels.
Jan 2 2010 5:55PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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you guys dont even know literally. I use to love bagels but now I work at Einstein Bagels and pretty much hate them now. I come home everyday with a trash bag full of every type of bagel you can imagine/... My favorite bagel though would be an open faced ham and swiss melt on a asiago bagel with spicy jalapeno salsa cream cheese.


I am a bagel expert so if you have any questions about bagels just let me know ha.
Jan 2 2010 5:56PM
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kstanz
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Jan 2 2010 5:56PM
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Big_Spence
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PIZZA BAGELS YOU FOOLS!
AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "BAY-GILL".
Jan 2 2010 5:57PM
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ECfreeski3
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that's some upper level shit
Jan 2 2010 6:00PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Its a great butter substitution. Like on baked potatoes. Yum!
Jan 2 2010 6:03PM
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JahJahBinks
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I still dont know how to post pictures without fucking them up.
Jan 2 2010 6:07PM
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sklermang
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fuck off
Jan 2 2010 6:09PM
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namechange
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Jan 2 2010 6:10PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/218186/
Jan 2 2010 6:10PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Quick to the draw. I like your style.
Jan 2 2010 6:12PM
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Dosh
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i know what's good! st. viateur and fairmount in the mile end ftw!
Jan 2 2010 6:15PM
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t_rob
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bay-gull. bagel.
Jan 2 2010 6:18PM
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hellomynameisjef
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dude fuck i just had one of those, now i gotta go make myself another, cause this picture made me hungry again
Jan 2 2010 7:03PM
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