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My mom cought me blazing

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SHIFTYshifty
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i dono if this has happened to anyone before but when your mom walks in on you and your hitting a bong its really akward. and now its smashed and im in shit. thought you should know

Dec 30 2009 8:14PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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Jan 2 2010 1:09AM
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no_steeze
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i dont smoke at home for this reason

i've had my friends parents catch us before, it was more awkward than scary, but not a big deal luckily
Jan 2 2010 1:25AM
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double_D
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instant win
Jan 2 2010 1:37AM
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SPECK
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my mom caught me jerking while blazing.
Jan 2 2010 3:28AM
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spliff.Life
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hahahaha, did you pee in her butt after?
Jan 2 2010 2:05PM
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M+M
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after your family knows you smoke, they sit on it, realize weed isnt bad and start joking with you about it when your older

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they are huge ignorant weed nazi bitches
Jan 2 2010 4:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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yet you click on it, read it, and write a reply. the thread was very accurately titled. who's wasting your precious time again?
Jan 2 2010 4:50PM
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JahJahBinks
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These threads are getting really old...
Jan 2 2010 4:59PM
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SPECK
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i offered..
Jan 2 2010 6:17PM
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ECfreeski3
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haha thats pretty accurate
Jan 2 2010 7:12PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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hahahaha this is what im waiting on i dono whats up with them yet i've been skiing . havent been home since.

Jan 2 2010 7:41PM
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Mac.
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My mom found my bong this morning.  She absolutely flipped and expressed her extreme disappoint in me, as she thought I was the golden child. 
Now I'm grounded until Valentines day.
Jan 2 2010 7:57PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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^ word, its akwardaround the house now . my moms exact words were " you use drugs"

Jan 2 2010 8:07PM
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GingaNinja
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I agree, this thread is kinda pointless... But since it's here.... I got busted a little while ago, I just said I wouldn't do it again and stopped smoking in my house. My mom bought it and she trusts me now... She was also a raging pot head in high school though so she gets it.
Jan 2 2010 8:13PM
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garygohard
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Jan 2 2010 8:13PM
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M+M
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tell her she does too...i bet she drinks, and weed is way less dangerous, and almost legal
Jan 2 2010 8:20PM
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Mac.
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My mom said the exact same thing.  It really was no use arguing with her, since she is extremely close minded and her view can never be altered.

Anyone have any ideas on what to do so I can amuse myself for the next 6 weeks?  Otherwise I will be bored as hell.
Jan 2 2010 9:17PM
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STwoops
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I've lost lots of bud, hash and a pipe from my parents. They hate it.

My best option has been just not talking about it when I'm around them, and doing my best to not get caught. I could care less if they knew I had already smoked.

I also keep my bud i the garage hidden so they can't find it, and I don't have to carry it when I walk past them.
Jan 2 2010 9:32PM
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steveys
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Sucks to be you.  Not only did she put you over her knee and spank your bare butt like a little 14 year old, but she made you wait in your room to get a strapping from your dad, huh?  I hate when that happens.  Oh wait, I am not a child.  OOPS! 

Jan 2 2010 9:40PM
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speedy29
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Your bitching about getting busted doing something that presumably shes told you not to do. Shit happens I got hammered and stumbled home at 16 how happy do you think my parents were. Take your licks and get over it or move out.
Jan 2 2010 9:41PM
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iFail
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TRy having two 100% clean for their whole life parents and getting a nice 4 month(after reduction) break in the middle of the school year.  Oh and you're a total stupid fuck for smoking in your room with your mom home.  You said she opened the door as you were hitting it, then you said she had been gone 3 hours, so something doesn't seem to add up.

You should try eating colorfull tablets with cool little imprints on them.  You won't get caught while getting them into you like you do weed!  and they won't make your room smell danky. and the best weed in the world won't compare. yes.

Jan 2 2010 10:14PM
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*WonderBread*
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i sadly agree. i used to think it was funny to read these threads this but now.. they are just getting old because there is a new one everytime i get on here.
Jan 2 2010 10:21PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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too all the people who dont like this thread why post?
Jan 3 2010 6:51PM
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SpaceTiger
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Just do jenkem
Jan 3 2010 7:17PM
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DYFI
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Is this the 3 year old way of saying do ecstasy instead of weed?  Are you kidding me? 
Jan 3 2010 8:00PM
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theabortionator
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I love all these kids hating saying how stupid it is to smoke in your room. Seems like the same kind of kids that either are anti weed or are the noobs to it. Like tomorrow were going skiing and im going to smoke yeaaaa, people that plan days to smoke.

If done right it's really not that hard to smoke in your room. If your rents are crazy, bongs, joints, blunts are a hell no. One hitters are your best bet, or just a bowl. Light only what your going to inhale, don't let any smoke escape. hold the hit in as long as you can. Then blow it througha spoof. A legit spoof, something that takes all the smell out and barely lets anything out the end.

Your room will never smell like bud.

If your parents are crazy a stash safe to keep your goodies in is always a good idea. Maybe some eyedrops too
Jan 3 2010 8:43PM
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comeatmebro
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no you are a complete idiot.

anyone who does it in their room deserves to be caught because you are completely stupid. take the extra 2 minutes and walk fucking outside somewhere or drive somewhere and do it and you will not be caught.
Jan 3 2010 8:50PM
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statuswhitegirl
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your mother smoked weed as well
Jan 3 2010 8:51PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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remember its just weed....
Jan 3 2010 8:53PM
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jason...
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Nah dude, it's not suspicious to just leave your house for a couple minutes, and come home red-eyed. Not at all.

You are a complete tool. I hoot my bong out my window all the time, I feel more comfortable blazing in my room than almost anywhere else. Do it right, and you won't have a problem. Fuck up, and you've got yourself a problem. 9/10 my parents are home when I toke out my window, and I've only run into problems the odd time. Where-as when I was a rookie with blazing, I would try your trick, my parents caught on quickly as to what I was doing.
Jan 3 2010 8:57PM
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theabortionator
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Lol, some people smoke more than once or twice a day.  I used to take a walk outside and blaze. Some people live in places where it's just easier to smoke in their room. Sometimes it's more convenient.

And if done right it's not hard. So chill out. I blazed for years in my room and never got caught, My room didn't smell like bud. I didn't have to burn incense to cover up the smoke. I had some pretty nice spoofs, and I changed the dryer sheets regularly. I used a bowl, didn't use the bong much at home.

And i mentioned that if their parents are crazy enough to look through their room, a stash safe will do the trick.
Jan 3 2010 8:58PM
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zbphoto
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even better spoof idea:
1. take an empty 500 mL water bottle.
2. burn a hold in the end of the bottle.
3. Fill it with scented drier sheats.

Works everytime.
Jan 3 2010 9:05PM
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SteezyOhio
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tell her it is completely legal now.
tell her it was just tobacco, you know thats what bongs are made for.
dont do shit in your bedroom especially with parents home. dumbass.
make a spoof- toilet paper roll, stuffed with dryer cloths, then a paper towel taped over one ends hole, blow smoke through it and it doesnt smell at all. i smoke in my basement on the sofa sometimes just doing this.
make a waterfall, cause shit fucks you up haha
find a window. dont let your mom smash your bong, have you tried super glueing it back together? shits expensive...
Jan 3 2010 9:07PM
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inactive
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weeee im on 5
Jan 3 2010 9:08PM
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comeatmebro
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hahah and you just said you have been caught earlier in this thread? coincidence? no.

why don't you try buying some visine, hand sanitizer and febreze and putting them in your car. if you are old enough to even drive that is? it's not hard to do and you must be dumb for your parents to catch on. try it when you aren't a rookie and let me know how it works out for you.
Jan 3 2010 9:12PM
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theabortionator
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Idk about some people but my parents would have been way more pissed at me if they caught me smoking a cig than weed.

The bottle idea sounds pretty cool. My spoof was pretty long and it was filled up with so many dryer sheets and layer on the end, that it did the trick. Plus i held the hits in long enough anyway.

People that are still in that situation should start brain storming the next time their ripped. You can ghetto rig all kinds of cool stuff when your baked.
Jan 3 2010 9:13PM
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comeatmebro
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hahah not having a good day seeing as i'm headed back to PA from steamboat tomorrow. but i just can't see blazing in your room being a smart move at all.
Jan 3 2010 9:14PM
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theabortionator
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It's not hard at all. Plenty of people do it. Fans and open windows work for a lot of people.

I'm not saying to seal your room shut, and smoke a blunt to your face and then walk downstairs and talk to your rents.
Jan 3 2010 10:06PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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steezy ohio knows whats up
Jan 4 2010 12:41AM
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AdolfShitler
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wow. this is like the 12 millionth thread on this topic.
Jan 4 2010 12:43AM
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superpoluha
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+k for the chuckle
Jan 4 2010 12:44AM
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SHIFTYshifty
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OMGZ JUMP OFF A CLIFF OKA? -.?0-
Jan 4 2010 12:54AM
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LMPJibbin
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Jan 4 2010 1:00AM
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AdolfShitler
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hey! dont say that. cause talking someone into suicide is baad. mmkkay
Jan 4 2010 1:51AM
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AngryFromBend
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man i got busted with some maui wowie, on maui in my hotel room by mi madre last summer. even though she knows i blaze it was still mad awkward. plus she was pissed that i was able to find some within my first hour on hawaii ever.  ... like i was really gonna spend all that money on souveniers, shit
Jan 4 2010 2:24AM
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Z_rob
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ya im sure NOBODY on this site has EVER been CAUGHT by THEIR MOM before.
Jan 4 2010 1:40PM
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