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My sis is a pro....

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specialh
Posts: 419 - Karma: 20
I got new Line Lizzies for christmas, so I figured id give my sis my old rossi's to get her off her damn snowboard... She accepted, and I figured id teach her how to ski. So in our front yard I have a 10 foot downbox set up. I showed her how to do it, and without thinking she hit it...and stomped. She hasn't skied in 4-5 years, and is a total valley girl. New respect.

Any stories floating around like this? Im stoked...
Dec 30 2009 8:03PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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sick
giggidy
Dec 30 2009 8:04PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
is she hot...

but seriously thats sweet i wish my sister skied park
Dec 30 2009 8:07PM
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wheres_my_snow
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i wish my sis wasn't a stupid worthless bitch
Dec 30 2009 8:09PM
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IanZed.
Posts: 231 - Karma: 14
same haha
Dec 30 2009 8:22PM
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specialh
Posts: 419 - Karma: 20
Adopt one?
Dec 30 2009 8:32PM
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1337
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pics?
Dec 30 2009 8:36PM
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Shlogan
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henry supply i wanna see if ns approves.
Dec 30 2009 8:59PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
i decided my sister isnt even related to me. she completely hates skiing.
Dec 30 2009 9:02PM
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Rudy.
Posts: 441 - Karma: 24
yes.
your sister is not a pro.
Dec 30 2009 9:02PM
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Gstrong
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post a picture of your sister
Dec 30 2009 9:10PM
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homura2004
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swwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt

but my friends a pro my friends a pro my friends a prrrooooooo

Dec 30 2009 9:10PM
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specialh
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Hope this works.....
Dec 30 2009 9:13PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
pm me her number
Dec 30 2009 9:14PM
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GayWolf420
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can i pee in her butt?
Dec 30 2009 9:15PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
send me her phone number
Dec 30 2009 9:24PM
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GoonThug
Posts: 324 - Karma: 16
vids or it didnt happen
Dec 30 2009 9:44PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521

hahahahaha thats fuckin good!

Dec 30 2009 9:46PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
very nice of you to give your sister you new skis..i know i wouldnt give my skis to my brother haha
Dec 30 2009 9:49PM
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specialh
Posts: 419 - Karma: 20
even if it means shell stop snowboarding? and buy you talls.....yes!
Dec 30 2009 9:52PM
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OAKES
Posts: 248 - Karma: 10
aaahahahaha
this is a great thread
Dec 30 2009 9:54PM
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1337
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whats even better is that i just acquired her phone number
Dec 30 2009 9:59PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
and the outcome?
Dec 30 2009 10:20PM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
suuhhhweeeetttt
Dec 30 2009 10:23PM
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specialh
Posts: 419 - Karma: 20
and u wont talk to her.....ooooooo
Dec 30 2009 10:35PM
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Whifazoo
Posts: 737 - Karma: 132
epic lolzz
Dec 30 2009 11:00PM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
hahahaha
Dec 30 2009 11:14PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
... at giving head
Dec 30 2009 11:17PM
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OAKES
Posts: 248 - Karma: 10
well i heard cyber dating is the new thing in japan
Dec 30 2009 11:34PM
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SHieder
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
hey i would love to see some vids. thanks
Dec 30 2009 11:34PM
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specialh
Posts: 419 - Karma: 20
i dont have any vids man. I have pics on the girl, pics of the skis, and pics of the rail....just not together
Dec 30 2009 11:37PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
send me number and celestial sign

hopefully were compatible
Dec 30 2009 11:40PM
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SMH[-__-]
Posts: 545 - Karma: 13
why would you ever post a picture of your sister here
Dec 30 2009 11:44PM
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gypsytown
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agreed.
Dec 31 2009 12:06AM
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gypsytown
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agreed to this too, trying to pimp her out?
Dec 31 2009 12:08AM
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Balto
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better pic?
Dec 31 2009 12:09AM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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do you have any gap(er)ing shots of her?
Dec 31 2009 12:12AM
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frosted_flakes
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drop an edit
Dec 31 2009 12:13AM
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deleted5
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cool still not pro
Dec 31 2009 12:14AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28

Dis tread makke me laf

Dec 31 2009 1:14AM
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Big_Spence
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naked pic?
Dec 31 2009 1:18AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
how does her foot have the same BSL as yours?
Dec 31 2009 4:44AM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
bindings are adjustable.

or she could have the same size feet
and you know what they say about big feet, big socks and big shoes
Dec 31 2009 8:32AM
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creamsteeze13
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agreed. 110 %
Dec 31 2009 8:55AM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
you do realize every1 in this thread wants to boink your sister right? probably not the direction you hoped for.
Dec 31 2009 8:57AM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
i will hit her up when i get back from skiing, i have no service up here
Dec 31 2009 8:58AM
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s-trana
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I fucking love you. no homo.
hahahahhaha
Dec 31 2009 10:56AM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
same here
Dec 31 2009 10:58AM
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Malcolm
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why the fuck would you post a pic of your sister
Dec 31 2009 10:59AM
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Thenowhereman42
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If she's a valley girl does that mean she lives in the valley? Because I do, and she can lipslide my rail any day. I'd nosepress her box too.
Dec 31 2009 3:27PM
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Whifazoo
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tits or GTFO
Dec 31 2009 6:42PM
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