When my friend's are drunk, they sing this song:
The Pirate Song
When I was ___ (one, two, three.... etc)
I ate a ___ (anything you can think of.)
The day I went to sea!
I climbed a board a pirate ship,
and the captain said to me we're going
East, West, North, South and up the Irish Sea,
A bottle of rum to warm me tum,
and that's the life for me!
It's really stupid, but it gets more funny with each drink. The more drunk you are, the stupider the song gets. If you try to rhyme the age with whatever you're eating, then it can be pretty funny.
It's a stupid song whether you're sober or drunk, but when you're drunk it's hilarious.
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'